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I Need Marijuana Detox Help:

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pennstater
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I am getting tested by my parents in about twenty days. I am not going to put in any effort to getting the THC out, and I may smoke up to ten days before the test. That being said the ten day period is for me to get clean. What can I put in my body (Detox Wise) that is safe and will clear my body of THC prior to the test. +K For Help
Nov 27 2011 5:14PM
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Ski_ThEast
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just don't smoke for the next twenty days?
Nov 27 2011 5:15PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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ive never seen this thread before.....
but on the days leading up to it, eat like a bird. nothing but bread crumbs. on the day before and day of, eat a fuck ton of fatty foods.
Nov 27 2011 5:18PM
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.frenchy
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Drink cranberry juice and piss as much as possible... Work out a ton.

So. Not. Smoke.
Nov 27 2011 5:19PM
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Ruffles
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You have twenty days, you'll be fine. Just don't smoke, not that difficult.
Nov 27 2011 5:19PM
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chiefbroseph
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maby you can smoke so much that you will go back i time and not smoke in the first place!
so, just dont be a dumb fuck and dont smoke before the test! shit gets out of your system in about a mounth. before then, try to ski a bit, ya know, burn some calories and eat and drink a bit. try to flush that shit out of your body.
Nov 27 2011 5:20PM
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rainystatesteeze
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ive passes tests in 4 days working out and dirnking alot of cranberry juice, you can also get tetoxs.
Nov 27 2011 5:20PM
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AngusM
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A kid I know dropped clean in 3 days..I would say drink lots of water but thats not healthy.
Nov 27 2011 5:20PM
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pennstater
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I WANT A DETOX.
LIKE A CERTAINT TYPE OF DETOX.
WHAT SHOULD I USE?
Nov 27 2011 5:25PM
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Rumi.
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THC is stored in your fat cells so pissing alone won't do much. but working hard and exercising will break down the fat and you will pee it out.

so just exercise alot and drink alot. the day of the test don't lift a finger as to not burn fat, also drink a ton of water right before the test, piss, then piss again for test.


and not smoking would be wise, your just asking to fail by pushing it
Nov 27 2011 5:28PM
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207
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you fucking idiot, if you went 20 days, it'd be out of your system unless your 500 pounds. Just go 20 days, don't smoke for 10 days and then take a chance
Nov 27 2011 5:30PM
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pennstater
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STOP THE HATE/ I GET THE POINT! JUST WONDERING IF ANYNE HAS EVER TRYED A DETOX DRINK OR SOMTHING OF THE SORT IN THE PAST
Nov 27 2011 5:39PM
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Obie.
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Make or get the special herbal detox tea, cleans ya riight out.
Nov 27 2011 5:47PM
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-ROY-
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i heard it works. your parents sound like fags tho
Nov 27 2011 5:49PM
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iSmokeweed
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yo, detox works.

you cant pass a test if you smoke like 3 days before, and drink a bottle, but if you stop smoking ten days before, it should clean you right up.

Nov 27 2011 5:52PM
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doobiebrotha
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honestly i came into this thread fully down for some help and good advice. but common bro, you really can't just stop for the full 20 days, you're really that worthless man?


you should be thankful it's this easy and you don't have a drug test from the MAN on any given day.


so ya my advice is to man up and quit for 20 days so you pass like nothing and can go back to cheebin the JAH!


but if you really are that pathetic and can't stop for that long, i'd like to know how they're going to test you? Is it going to be a at home drug test kit or are they going to take you in somewhere to have it done?
Nov 27 2011 5:54PM
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hollygrove
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i will never understand why parents feel it's necessary to do this
Nov 27 2011 6:01PM
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soulskier
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smoke a whole lot of weed the day off, it'll register as positive. too positive.
Nov 27 2011 6:03PM
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AGOF
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Nov 27 2011 6:04PM
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WestWoods
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I got clean in two days for work once, I would drink a gatorade bottle and just keep filling it with water, I did this so much I was literally pissing every like 10-5 minutes at times. I also did work that made me sweat, worked out a ton and ate a ton! I also would get a q tip and put it in bleach and put that in the back of my throat before chugging down fluids (inb4 thats what she said) but yeah bleach is questionable and for sure not smart. so just drink,sweat, and eat
Nov 27 2011 6:08PM
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HIT
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cranberry juice
Nov 27 2011 6:13PM
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sneds
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cranberry juice bro
Nov 27 2011 6:14PM
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e.wait
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apparently newschoolers is the new google. seriously i don't understand why people post stupid questions like this...
Nov 27 2011 6:17PM
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Mr.Gaga
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So we can troll.
Nov 27 2011 6:19PM
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StreetsOfRage
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If i knew my parents were testing me in 20 days I would stop smoking period. not smoke for 10 more days then stop. It is much worth it to not smoke for 20 days and be sure that you arn't going to get caught.
Nov 27 2011 6:53PM
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AngusM
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Btw. If they think that you drank a ton to water down your pee then they can re-test you so dont drink a ton RIGHT before the test.

Nov 27 2011 7:03PM
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MFM
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Fuck tha world, go take a bong toke pussy.
Nov 27 2011 7:04PM
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comeatmebro
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wut
Nov 27 2011 7:07PM
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Juice.Doctor
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DETOXES DO NOT WORK! DONT WASTE YOUR MONEY!
I get drug tested by a probation office once a month and I've passed after smoking the day before. The only thing you need is water. and lots of it. You'll faint before you die from flooding your body with water so the day of your test, just drink as much as you can hold. pee right before your parents test you, then drink some more water. when they test you, you should be alright. PLUS if you only smoked 10 days before the test and you only do it once, you should be able to pass fine even without water.

Let me put this in a basic, but somewhat unreliable rule.

if you smoke 1 time and only 1 time in weeks- the thc will stay with you for 4-7 days.

if you do it 2 times (maybe once on monday and then again on tuesday) it will be in your system for maybe a week- to two weeks.

the more often you do it, the longer it stays in your system. so stop now, do it again once (10 days before the test), and you should pass just fine.

Also refrain from eating fatty foods. THC will stick to the fat in your body and stay in your system longer.

but water is key. just drink some water before the test.

Nov 27 2011 7:08PM
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t_rob
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On an unrelated note, you're mother has excellent titties.
Nov 27 2011 7:13PM
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AngusM
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loolololol
Nov 27 2011 7:18PM
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pennstater
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hahahahhahahaa. trob u nignog
Nov 27 2011 8:02PM
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BootySpunk.
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Just don't smoke for 20 days you moron. If you don't weigh 900lbs and don't smoke heavily every single day you will be fine.
Nov 27 2011 8:08PM
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bermbuster49
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take a 20 day tolerance break and then get fucking retarded high afterwords

Nov 27 2011 8:28PM
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BE..
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Cranberry juice is a diuretic meaning it makes you lose water faster, not molecules like THC. So cranberry juice won't help, just water.
Nov 27 2011 8:31PM
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smuggs
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hummm, dont you pee and poop out waste? isnt waste anything that your body doesnt make?

yessss
Nov 27 2011 8:33PM
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TheClap.
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bhahahahahaha

not true at all
Nov 27 2011 8:38PM
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BE..
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It makes more water come out, not any more chemicals. So, there's no point in drinking it, it has the same effect as water in the end.
Nov 27 2011 8:41PM
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bakedpow
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Lol this shit again.

Just stop smoking for 20 days, exercise regularly, drink water. Hey you might actually feel more active and healthier at the end of the 20 days..
Nov 27 2011 8:43PM
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forrest-cole
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THIS....
Nov 27 2011 8:45PM
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gotti
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I would just searchbar all day.

worked for me and i got clean in 5 seconds.
Nov 27 2011 8:47PM
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[evan]
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Yo I've used so many detoxs and they have all worked for me. usually theyll work up to 30 minutes and one piss before the test. you can use any kind, ive used like 13 random brands and theyre mint!
Nov 27 2011 8:49PM
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.frenchy
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Such. A. Stoner.
Nov 27 2011 8:50PM
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eljusto.
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newts have a natural detox in their skin, so just shove one up your pooper.
Nov 27 2011 8:52PM
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chicken
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why are your parents drug testing you?
Nov 27 2011 9:11PM
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rareison
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lolwut
Nov 27 2011 9:13PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
this,
-work out
-drink water
-take Creatine (worked for me)
Nov 27 2011 9:15PM
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collinder
Posts: 738 - Karma: 34
Op is an idiot.

1. Dont smoke for 20 days
2. Use the searchbar, there is at least 2 threads a month on this.
3. Google.
Nov 27 2011 9:27PM
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chiefbroseph
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4. profit?
Nov 27 2011 9:31PM
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alvy.
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I don't know a lot about detoxing and shit, but a couple of my friends have spit in their piss and mixed it up to fuck up the tests. It's worked for all of them so far.
Nov 27 2011 9:39PM
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