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What is the most pain you can think of?

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Jacob_W
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.If my toes were made of broccoli I would rule the world.
Sep 2 2004 12:30PM
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Mattman
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HARVEY LEAVING NS!!!



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Sep 2 2004 12:31PM
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ScratchCobra66
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Having a hernia....that fucking blows...they're probably worse pains, but thats the worse that i have experianced.

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Sep 2 2004 12:32PM
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Lateralis
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getting half of your toe cap bitten off


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Sep 2 2004 12:39PM
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h3ofilms
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i watched my neighbor fall outve a tree when he was 13 and he tore his ballsack on a branch..blood all over the place, i think that qualifies
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Sep 2 2004 12:42PM
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h3ofilms
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^ note, the ball was outve the sack, now imagine THAT for pain
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Sep 2 2004 12:48PM
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stevie.
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being burnt alive after you've been outside in the freezing cold for awhile... and being jabbed with needles at the same time with a stomach ache and a tooth ache and drowning...... all at the same time. id pass out from pain!



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Sep 2 2004 12:59PM
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Craigskis
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life...
live by the N.E.R.D
Sep 2 2004 12:59PM
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Joe.
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dont know if you remember jacob...but the kid named will who was trying hte billabong rail at COC (the one you were trying to get 270 on 270 off) and his ski feel off and he fell and the like tip of his edge jabbed straight into his back...and i talked to him and apparantly it didnt hurt that much but like every step he took blood would gush out of his back....and then he banged this girl that night....



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Sep 2 2004 12:59PM
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mattster
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i broke my arm and when the dude was putting the cast on he swung around really fast and smacked my arm ........... i threw up and passed out from pain




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Sep 2 2004 1:13PM
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Norred
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paper cut on your eyeball



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Sep 2 2004 1:20PM
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mikee
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haha yeh ahwne I borke my arm they had to crack it back into place, it hurt.

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Sep 2 2004 1:33PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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smiley
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Sep 2 2004 1:36PM
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Jackpot
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Tearing/snapping achilles tendon completely. i have a hard time thinking about it.


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Sep 2 2004 1:37PM
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MadTrix4185
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kidney stones are quite painfull. something u dont want to experience
Sep 2 2004 1:44PM
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kds
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burnin alive would be the worst





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Sep 2 2004 1:44PM
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Lord_Piot
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its simple

gunshot wound to the liver.
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Sep 2 2004 2:03PM
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Lateralis
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ive heard this in a movie before but i forget which one, they shove a glass rod in your pee hole and then they get a hot chick to give you a lapdance and when you get hard it shatters, now that would suck


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Sep 2 2004 2:06PM
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Norred
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i dont think even a lap dance would arouse me when i had a glass rod pertruding from my weiner



I'd rather be rich than stupid.
Sep 2 2004 2:09PM
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Lateralis
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you cant help it dude,if theres a smoking hot chick rubbing her coochie in your face and shit, i think youd get hard, unless your a piece of shit fag


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Sep 2 2004 2:12PM
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winterparksuks
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shattering your humerus






ski fast take chances

Sep 2 2004 2:13PM
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Norred
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i wouldn't care how hot she was with a fucking glass rod up my dick i'd be almost dieing from pain!!! im not into that sick kind of shit.



I'd rather be rich than stupid.
Sep 2 2004 2:17PM
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Jacob_W
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let someone saw through your shinbone with an old, nasty, rusty jigsaw, really slow and messy. that would hurt...
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Sep 2 2004 2:39PM
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bigJ
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appendage in deli meat slicer



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Sep 2 2004 2:42PM
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bitchassphatz
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yea that ballsac thing is on the top of my list. i know a kid who flew over his handle bars on his bike and the back of his sac got caught on his seat and it jsut ripped it apart. two balls laying on the ground. one of our friends went in to the hospital and he said the kid showed him his sac and his nuts were like cocanuts....i've never been so happy my balls were the size they are, these rasins won't be getting caught on anything.


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You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink
You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me
But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle
Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me
I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh
And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now
I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make
Reminds me of my life now.

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Sep 2 2004 2:44PM
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Jacob_W
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bitchass>> What happened to him? Is he speaking in a really highpitched voice and dressing in bras nowadays?
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Sep 2 2004 2:46PM
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PocketRocketRipper
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he's probably on an Iron Ballsack. It's a 1 ton device that is attached to your ballsack that you wheel aroung with you, and it is the best artificial ballsack on the market.

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Sep 2 2004 2:51PM
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sporegasm
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HOw about having your asscrack ripped open?

Shattered heelbone?

Scretched out gooch?

Having your ballsac crushed by a vise?
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becomes human. And foul is the human that the lion will eat, and
the lion still will become a human.'
Sep 2 2004 2:58PM
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P-JO
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I second who ever said that being burnt alive is the worst pain. Or maybe even being tied down and only burning your leg.




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Sep 2 2004 3:16PM
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Craigskis
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crushing 2 vertabrey kills,

so does having a really bad crash and getting spinal lothiesis out of it, yea that sucks,

and i can't describe the pain, it hurts, like hell, then you get past a point of adrinaline, and you get really fucken high...
live by the N.E.R.D
Sep 2 2004 3:21PM
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SchweitzerSki
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getting both your legs sawed off really slowly with a serrated knife right below the knee while getting your eyes gouged out by an old bums dirty soup spoon
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Sep 2 2004 3:29PM
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twix_182
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whoa, h3O that exact same thing happened to like my second cousin. he fell off a tree, ripped his ball sack open and t came out. what was his name?



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Sep 2 2004 3:29PM
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rns
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like in that korn vid, right now. take a knife and stick it under your nails.
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Sep 2 2004 3:32PM
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proZach
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how about, sawing off all your limbs with rusty lisense plates. then having cats eat your eyes and a weird guy with a knife chopping off your ears. then they light you on fire and freeze your bottom half (so like midchest down) and hit it with a sledgehammer so it explodes. then they drown you.



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Sep 2 2004 3:33PM
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SmoKinSkier
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I was goin to say the one lat spoke of thats just awful hands down!




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Sep 2 2004 3:34PM
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