How y'all doin there folks? My name is Aberdeen Washington and I'm a proud American and a terrorist fighter that's right. hey gimme another beer bitch! now when the day Bin Laden comes to town ima drop a duece wipe it up with his towel. mow my lawn, sit on the couch,Ima watch some football. I pray to the lord the Cowboys win and beat the hell outta them damn redskins. call up the boys, get drunk as shit. god damn right Im an American. thats right, Im American. got a picture of Regan above my fire next to the deer I shot with my rifle. NRA hell yeah I support 'em. No pro choice, No abortion. Mexicans, send em back over the boarder ride on home to Samoa, or wherever they come from, takin' our jobs, eatin our hamburgers, takin our jobs. they takin our jobs. I see them in the field , I'm takin their head off. I hate my job and I hate my boss but I love my country and I pray to god that the cowboys win. fuck yeah Romo! and the Cowboys win. thats right thats right thats right. c'mon everybody, just clap your hands. if you love our country, if you love our land, thats right. and if you're not clapping your hands, you're a terrorist and you eat sand ...sandwiches. the day Bin Laden comes to town Imma drop a deuce wipe my poop with his towel. mow my lawn, sit on the couch,Ima watch some football. I pray to the lord the Cowboys win and beat the hell outta them damn redskins. call up the boys, get drunk as shit. god damn right I'm American. I'm Ameri-fuckin-can. And john McCain and Sarah Palin I know you lost out there, it was a tough one.
but you're still 2 mavericks in my book, don't worry about it, and listen Palin I heard you like beer. me too i dont have a 6 pack, but i got a beer bong in my pants. what do ya say we go get shit faced in a helicopter and kill a moose
America
the chosen
Guns
Explosions
McDonalds
Bowling
you don't like it
we exploit you
pop a pill
get a boner!
hell yeah
Tony Romo
man that guy is so damn cute I wanna sack his boner and ride him broke back all the way to Wyoming no homo...sike!!
hey I said no homo! fuck terrorists! I mean like, i don't wanna fuck terrorists
guys I'm kidding!
I like Romo
I dont "like" Romo
I said fuck terrorists
not I wanna fuck a terrorist
you would
if you woulda caught bin laden
you wouldn't give him one in the butt?
for America?
If you said "no homo" right after you did it?
It doesn't count if it's terrorists
hey little Aberdeen
come in here
yeah?
hey come sing the national family anthem
come on
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
hey hey
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
hey hey
thats right
Im an American citizen
Aberdeen Washington
this is my country
and just because Barrack Obama
won the presidential election
does not mean that half the country
doesn't feel the same way I do
Man I came to America yeah
And i live in America c'mon
And I live in America
I do too dad
lemme get em
And I live in America
dad And I live in America
shut up
little Aberdeen shut the fuck up
my bad
lemme tell em
thats right
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