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Can You Haiku

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ZachRoccoSocks
Posts: 63 - Karma: 13
The tallest tree here
grew from the smallest sapling
beleive in yourself


it's quite generic
as far as Haiku would go
and is quite cleche


the element lead
is known in california
to cause birth defects


Originals only bitte
Nov 26 2011 11:35PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513

hey guess what dudeski

i will ass rape your anus

with a huge black dildo

Nov 27 2011 1:57AM
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act.resist
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thats a good one :o
Nov 27 2011 1:58AM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
Its better when i put the visuals together with it.. I could show you sometime.
Nov 27 2011 1:59AM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
Six in the last.
You fail I prevail.
Ha I win bitch.
Nov 27 2011 2:00AM
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abathinggrape
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 236
^Dude its 5,7,5 not 4,7,4
Nov 27 2011 2:02AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

i counted wrong

RECALL:

WITH A HUGE DILDO

Nov 27 2011 2:03AM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
You are a fool.
Say it slowly again.
Prove me right.
Nov 27 2011 2:05AM
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act.resist
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or i could show you

Nov 27 2011 2:05AM
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abathinggrape
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@p-fo: You haiku lacks words. Helen Keller wrote better. Fuck an elephant.
Nov 27 2011 2:08AM
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WestWoods
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I would love that.
Nov 27 2011 2:08AM
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p-fo
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I am a killer
At haiku insulting.
Bow to me ho.
Nov 27 2011 2:09AM
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abathinggrape
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*your
Nov 27 2011 2:12AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513

thrive in my awesome

your haikus are hella lame

i get them right, leave

Nov 27 2011 2:13AM
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act.resist
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WINK
Nov 27 2011 2:16AM
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Puns
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Snowflakes are falling
slowly drifting to the ground
landing silently
Nov 27 2011 3:26AM
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ZachRoccoSocks
Posts: 63 - Karma: 13
although you're stupid

and meow i mean ALL of you

I think you got this
Nov 27 2011 8:49AM
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ZachRoccoSocks
Posts: 63 - Karma: 13
I respect that, +k
Nov 27 2011 9:06AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
P-fo the fat noob
Is not as loquacious as
The master, CUMMINGS.
Nov 27 2011 12:30PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Can I make Haikus?
Is that even a question?
I'll show you one now.

Here is my second
Do you like my poetry?
I'll make them rhyme. Cow.
Nov 27 2011 1:00PM
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tBatt
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I see you ridin/ round town with the girl I love/ And I'm like Haiku
Nov 27 2011 1:04PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513

HEY! no youre stupid

your middle line had eight, tard

meow, pine cone, stove

Nov 27 2011 1:22PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
Your third line is trash;
It's incomprehensible
and you cannot write.
Nov 27 2011 1:32PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
gtfo i own this bitch

youre a noob to these poems

i will steal your soul

Nov 27 2011 1:42PM
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FreeskierRocco.
Posts: 3740 - Karma: 91
Creator of thread
is not Zachary Rocco.
that would be me fools.

He is a homo(sapien),
name stealer, bladeski rider,
who can draw real good
Nov 27 2011 1:55PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
Abbreviations
are for the weak minded who
cannot match my skills
Nov 27 2011 2:07PM
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ZachRoccoSocks
Posts: 63 - Karma: 13
Haiku is not hate

Haiku is love of nature

Go and fuck yourselves
Nov 27 2011 3:27PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Your hypocrisy
reveals your puerile self.
I win yet again.
Nov 27 2011 3:38PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
Roses are red
lolwut
this poem makes no sense
i don't think this is haiku
potato
Nov 27 2011 3:40PM
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CheddarJack
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Newschoolers is cool
Nov 27 2011 4:38PM
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Anathema
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egg farts are the raunch
im basking in this foul stench
meh too lazy to move
Nov 27 2011 4:45PM
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ZachRoccoSocks
Posts: 63 - Karma: 13
wrong

5
7/8
6

its
5
7
5
Nov 27 2011 5:11PM
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northeast
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I hate new jersey
Nov 27 2011 5:35PM
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BMF
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Im good at haikus

Your mom sucks my fat hairy chode

And slurps my anas

Nov 27 2011 5:37PM
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northeast
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FUCK I hate mobile. I hate new jersey/the turnpike sucks big fat balls/and the people suck
Nov 27 2011 5:37PM
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Anathema
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oh yeah, i just typed that out fast. i wasn't really paying attention. i lose

Nov 27 2011 5:40PM
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FreeskierRocco.
Posts: 3740 - Karma: 91
5
8
5

I don't think so bud
Nov 27 2011 5:59PM
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*TURBONERD*
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I don't think so bud
Your syllables are one off
So your haiku fails.
Nov 27 2011 6:17PM
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Juice.Doctor
Posts: 2791 - Karma: 293
Look at me
My haiku is too good to fail
regardless of of syllables


No one can out haiku me
its simply impossible
fools
Nov 27 2011 7:57PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
Your haiku does fail
regardless of syllables
you have two 'of's, fool.
Nov 27 2011 8:08PM
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A_Harrington
Posts: 413 - Karma: 814
do you really not,
know what a syllable is?
get fucking learned, bitch!
Nov 27 2011 8:56PM
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