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Can You Haiku

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ZachRoccoSocks
Posts: 63 - Karma: 13
The tallest tree here
grew from the smallest sapling
beleive in yourself


it's quite generic
as far as Haiku would go
and is quite cleche


the element lead
is known in california
to cause birth defects


Originals only bitte
Nov 26 2011 11:35PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Haikus can be fun
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator!
Nov 26 2011 11:39PM
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ZachRoccoSocks
Posts: 63 - Karma: 13
your poem needs work
Haiku is about nature
and the flow of life
Nov 26 2011 11:41PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
How about this one?
You disrespect my haiku,
I fucking kill you.
Nov 26 2011 11:51PM
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a.bott
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 438
dammit i was goonna do this :(
Nov 26 2011 11:51PM
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ZachRoccoSocks
Posts: 63 - Karma: 13
I knit you a hat
one sec, its in my pocket
DOITFAGGOTNOBALLS
Nov 26 2011 11:52PM
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nick3713
Posts: 147 - Karma: 10
lemur clan fo life and young money retarded can suck a fat one
Nov 26 2011 11:53PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Six syllables, fail
Your haikus are not that good
I fucked your mom, bitch.
Nov 26 2011 11:54PM
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ZachRoccoSocks
Posts: 63 - Karma: 13
Fuck your shit faggot
Jokes on you I have two dads
five syllables here
Nov 26 2011 11:56PM
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a.bott
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 438
hahaha +k for dis, and threads for future writings
Nov 26 2011 11:57PM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
OP is stupid
Haiku's are not very cool
go and fuck yourself
Nov 26 2011 11:57PM
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alden.
Posts: 855 - Karma: 360
i think i haiku?
um am i doing it right?
someone help me please?
Nov 26 2011 11:58PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I fucked both your dads
Does that make me gay? FUCK NO
Wait, maybe it does...
Nov 26 2011 11:58PM
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ZachRoccoSocks
Posts: 63 - Karma: 13
Contract AIDS virus
shove that knit hat up your ass
five five five five five
Nov 27 2011 12:02AM
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nick3713
Posts: 147 - Karma: 10

motherfuckin tits

why it no work properly

ima fuckin rage

Nov 27 2011 12:03AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I think I like you
Would you please take off your pants?
It's gonna get weird
Nov 27 2011 12:04AM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
you are very gay
put a dildo in your ass
i will rape your kid
Nov 27 2011 12:04AM
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Childstar.
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 2,212
Simple Solution
For all you girl problems
Just pee in her but

Nov 27 2011 12:05AM
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ZachRoccoSocks
Posts: 63 - Karma: 13
Five Five Five Five Five
Seven Seven Seven Five
Five Five Five Five Five
Nov 27 2011 12:05AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Creativity?
You seem to have none at all
Get on my level
Nov 27 2011 12:08AM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
penis penis dick
penis penis penis dick
penis penis dick
Nov 27 2011 12:08AM
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penguiin
Posts: 1444 - Karma: 561
i think i like you
can i pee in ur butt please?
my problem is solved
Nov 27 2011 12:09AM
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ZachRoccoSocks
Posts: 63 - Karma: 13
This is my first thread, you are my main non me poster. You FEED me
Nov 27 2011 12:10AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,474
beaner beans beaner
beaners love bean burritos
beaner beans beaner
Nov 27 2011 12:13AM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
Solid first thread bro
It is pretty successfull
you are a winner
Nov 27 2011 12:14AM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
you suck hairy balls
suck my hairy balls please
im panda with guns
Nov 27 2011 12:15AM
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ZachRoccoSocks
Posts: 63 - Karma: 13
such profane language
lets clean this thread up a bit
im counting on you

Nov 27 2011 12:19AM
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ZachRoccoSocks
Posts: 63 - Karma: 13
such profane language
lets clean this thread up a bit
im counting on you

Nov 27 2011 12:19AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,474
i lost my dog frank
can you help? he is a dog
his name is frank. woof
Nov 27 2011 12:25AM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
This picture was the inspiration for the following haiku

Click for larger image


fap fap fap fap fap

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

fap fap fap fap fap
Nov 27 2011 12:27AM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
my real name is ryan.
i use profane language
bitch fuck tits shit ass
Nov 27 2011 12:32AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I think I can help
My Indian friend ate him
Sorry for your loss

Nov 27 2011 12:32AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,474
oh no. now i search
for a new dog. one that bites
to fend off punjabs
Nov 27 2011 12:36AM
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Bear_Grylls
Posts: 1223 - Karma: 300
hahaahahah
Nov 27 2011 12:41AM
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Ryley*
Posts: 300 - Karma: 50
Over the wintry

forest, winds howl in rage

with no leaves to blow.

Nov 27 2011 12:45AM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
you are a faggot
your mother is a whore bro
nigger titties anal rape
Nov 27 2011 12:45AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I laughed. However,
I think you're gonna be banned
See you in two days
Nov 27 2011 12:47AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,474
your haiku is legit
but i still miss my dog frank
wonder if he was yummy
Nov 27 2011 12:52AM
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Ryley*
Posts: 300 - Karma: 50
Accumulation
Extraordinarily.
great-great-great-great-grandmother
Nov 27 2011 12:56AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15080 - Karma: 9,151
Zachary Rocco
Gets pleasure from donkey dick
down rails and boxes
Nov 27 2011 1:00AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15080 - Karma: 9,151
Monosyllabic
ones are from exemplary
vocabularies
Nov 27 2011 1:12AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15080 - Karma: 9,151
Quantifiable
Quasisomethingsomethingsmart
Questing for more Qs
Nov 27 2011 1:30AM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
I try to fit in
nobody accepts my life
my gun makes death live
Nov 27 2011 1:38AM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
make me a sandwich
she told me no way in hell
bitches be crazy
Nov 27 2011 1:42AM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
not me you dumb fuuck
my gun points at your bitch ass
you can suck my dick
Nov 27 2011 1:42AM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
I also fap
To that epic body.
Forever alone.
Nov 27 2011 1:44AM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468
dgsjvhkvldvav
wetrsdfhgjkknghfhtdrtsdhtjyk
rstdfghjkghfgd
Nov 27 2011 1:46AM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
I read these
In a computer voice.
Makes me weird?
Nov 27 2011 1:48AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513

homoerotic

are the whiptail striped lizards

these are real facts son

Nov 27 2011 1:48AM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
8===D
~~~~~~~~~
:D !!!!!!!!
Nov 27 2011 1:49AM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
Suck my dick.
Make a sandwich.
Stupid woman ho.
Nov 27 2011 1:51AM
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