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I just lost my virginity …

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1990
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… as a shop employee. I sold gear worth 4000$ to clueless european tourists today. Feels like I sold my soul.



Inb4 cool story bro.



That is all. Thanks for your attention.
Nov 26 2011 4:16PM
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TheGnarwhal
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cool story bro
Nov 26 2011 4:18PM
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Peter.
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brool story co
Nov 26 2011 4:31PM
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Mcfottley
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so you fucked the tourist?
Nov 26 2011 4:34PM
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coldcuts69
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did she look like this?
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Nov 26 2011 4:34PM
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.squirrely.
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Nov 26 2011 4:37PM
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GNARwalls
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pee in her butt?
Nov 26 2011 4:46PM
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Monsieur_Patate
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More like pee on her face. Oh wait.. looks like it has already been done.
Nov 26 2011 4:48PM
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SickJib_Brit
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[img]http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/i-lold.jpg/[img]
Nov 26 2011 6:48PM
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SickJib_Brit
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Nov 26 2011 6:49PM
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Pool.
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solid 7
Nov 26 2011 7:06PM
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Inline.
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female [fee-meyl]  
Origin
fe·male   [fee-meyl] Show IPA
noun
1.
a person bearing two X chromosomes in the cell nuclei and normally having a vagina, a uterus and ovaries, and developing at puberty a relatively rounded body and enlarged breasts, and retaining a beardless face; a girl or woman.

not quite sure that fits this description
Nov 26 2011 7:07PM
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Porsntar
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Could you please stop creeping on my girlfriends facebook! ;)
Nov 26 2011 7:20PM
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Montana_Hoodrat
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wow. I've never seen such an ugly picture used to threadjack. I was threadjacked once, but it was with a cute picture of a sloth...
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Nov 26 2011 7:22PM
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Davy.Crockett
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i don't get it... you ripped off some tourists?
Nov 26 2011 7:39PM
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Phil-X-
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weirdly similar
Nov 26 2011 7:41PM
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Montana_Hoodrat
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[IMG]greenpeace.org/raw/image_full/australia/admin/slideshow-images/deep-sea-life/so-here-the-last-of-the-beauty.jpg&size=400x1000[/IMG]
what the fuck is this?
Nov 26 2011 7:55PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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yup probably cousins if I had to take a guess
Nov 26 2011 7:55PM
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@nonymous
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haha thos euros and their money! What the fuck did they buy?

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Nov 26 2011 7:59PM
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Gstrong
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sik
Nov 26 2011 8:00PM
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zachV2
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haha @ inb4 cool story bro. good call but now i must contribute

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Nov 26 2011 10:04PM
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Phil-X-
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wouldnt you like to know!
Nov 26 2011 10:45PM
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El_Barto.
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did you get commission? if not youre a dick
Nov 26 2011 10:58PM
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technique.
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i'm not quite sure you know what urine is
Nov 26 2011 11:44PM
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doGelyst
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welcome to retail sales. Your job is to sell things, not decide what people need or dont need :P

at least thats what a boss might say. haha.
Nov 26 2011 11:54PM
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technique.
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there's atleast two schools of thought on business in that regard then. business ethics is a deep pool to swim in.

the shop i work(ed) in was all about giving the right person the right equipment. safety is a big issue there.

that being said, that shop just went under so....
Nov 27 2011 12:15AM
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Powderhauser
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gold
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