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Im drunk and need someone to straighten my life out. Im watching a TV show about a sperm donor who had hundreds of kids and their all meeting each other and I thought "hey. Why dont I donate sperm and make bank because my sperm is obviouly worth a shit ton of skrilla" but the thought of hundreds of my bastard childs running around makes me want to throw up the McGangbang I just ate and I definately need the nutrients from it otherwise I will need a McGangbang transplant. What the fick am I supposed to do? I mean I jerk off like 5 times a week, why shouldnt I get paid for it? Thats a waist of sperm thats been sitting in a sock in the bottom of my hamper for the past month. Maybe I should just be a man whore, but one that specializes in getting the client pregnant. Same thing right?
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Inb4 the "Im drunk thread", but thats for pussies and Im about to be a sperm doning father.
