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I have a slight malfunction

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mr.society
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so, ive noticed that when ever i cough my abdominal muscles hurt like a bitch! any idea why this may be? its also happening to my buddy, we both smoke pot and we think this might be the cause.. but were stoners, so we dunno.. help me out..
Nov 26 2011 1:13AM
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rareison
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because you touch yourself at night.
Nov 26 2011 1:14AM
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MatteoSmatteo
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this
Nov 26 2011 1:15AM
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cubber
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This
Nov 26 2011 1:16AM
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J.M
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this
Nov 26 2011 1:17AM
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mr.society
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irrelevant..
Nov 26 2011 1:17AM
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rareison
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no, that's actually why.
Nov 26 2011 1:21AM
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ContaminatedBeef
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This.
Nov 26 2011 1:22AM
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rudager
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Sex pack? Like a six pack, but from sex? And if you and your buddy have it both. Ohhhhhh boy oh boy
Nov 26 2011 1:23AM
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.skiwi.
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Go to a doctor, dont ask randoms
Nov 26 2011 2:02AM
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dreadyboy
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Don't be a bitch and cough? Prolly just lazy muscle gettin a workout from coughin
Nov 26 2011 2:15AM
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Deezy
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/irony

OP- just wait it out, you should feel better in a week or 2
Nov 26 2011 2:17AM
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ski-or-die
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Nov 26 2011 2:25AM
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WestWoods
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.... smoke more pot?
Nov 26 2011 2:36AM
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mr.society
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this
Nov 27 2011 10:35PM
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Doug.
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This
Nov 27 2011 10:36PM
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El_Barto.
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its probably this. chicken noodle soup and 7-up should cure it
Nov 27 2011 10:38PM
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Parks.
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This
Nov 27 2011 10:48PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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There are probably kemickals in your butt But seriously give it a week and you'll be fine
Nov 27 2011 11:04PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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it was laced
Nov 27 2011 11:06PM
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RickAstley
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have you been working out your abs? After a good ab work out for a day or so after they hurt a bit when I laugh or cough
Nov 27 2011 11:10PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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This
Nov 27 2011 11:11PM
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POW-WOW
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This but...
I heard it takes a brain to figure out...
Nov 27 2011 11:12PM
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smooter
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Obviously your pot was laced
Nov 27 2011 11:13PM
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Anathema
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your liver is failing

and you have lupus
Nov 27 2011 11:22PM
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northeast
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this!
Nov 27 2011 11:24PM
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MN_Nice
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SARS
Nov 27 2011 11:26PM
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JHendrix
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asking newschoolers for help .....probably not the best idea
Nov 27 2011 11:27PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
might be a hernia

if it hurts when you sneeze/cough/laugh then go see a doctor cuz it probably is a hernia. all a hernia is is a rip in your abdominal wall, but they can get serious if your intestines start coming out of the hole. small hernias go away on their own, or they just cut you open and put a little patch over the hole, it's an hour long surgery, no big deal, not a long recovery time, maybe like a couple weeks?
Nov 27 2011 11:32PM
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gus555
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You should get that checked out, you might have pussyitis.
Nov 27 2011 11:43PM
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JIBpsy^^
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That marijauna you smoked gave you AIDS. The only cure is to let a fat southern sheriff ebdn you over the hood of his cruiser.   also you wanna know how i know your 13?
Nov 27 2011 11:50PM
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saucybiscuits
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if you have ben coughing a lot for the past few days then they hurt because when you cough, your abdominal muscles contract. so you have just been using them a lot by coughing. dont worry you'll be fine. think of it this way-- being sick is giving you a great work out.
Nov 27 2011 11:55PM
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B.Lyfe
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when you cough you contract your ab's. So after enough coughing, you end up with a "ab work out". So they will get sore. I have had the same after having the flu and throwing up so much. It hurts more if you are already active, IE: working out, skiing a lot, or just being on your feet 24/7


Nov 28 2011 8:41AM
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JzD.
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Smoke out of it
Nov 28 2011 8:52AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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i still think it's funny you referred to it as a malfunction as if you were some sort of machine.
Nov 28 2011 11:00PM
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