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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
should I go to the emergency room for my everlasting boner or do you guys think it will be ok?
Nov 25 2011 10:15PM
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Inline.
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 432
Damn, 2nd page
Nov 26 2011 2:30AM
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caturdaze
Posts: 338 - Karma: 12
Haha no one noticed this..... -_-
Nov 26 2011 4:40AM
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NTPJ
Posts: 173 - Karma: 8
MAH BEAR COCK?
Nov 26 2011 6:15AM
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*Butters*
Posts: 189 - Karma: 136
how the fuck do you know all this?
Nov 26 2011 12:46PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
i hope you mean the candy and not the pinkname...
Nov 26 2011 2:04PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6112 - Karma: 7,692
"If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours..."

If it hasn't been four yet you're safe
Nov 26 2011 2:07PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
actually at this point its nearing 7 hours.
Nov 26 2011 2:08PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
this?
Nov 26 2011 2:13PM
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MaMann
Posts: 473 - Karma: 29
im terrified.
That being said, Masturbation is like McDonalds when you are finished you feel like shit...
Nov 26 2011 2:32PM
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AngusM
Posts: 696 - Karma: 148
Depends on the name.
Nov 26 2011 2:34PM
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Eric.S
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I disagree. Jerking it makes me relaxed.
Nov 26 2011 3:02PM
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Phil-X-
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read the whole thread. jambronis mom or w.e. asked me earlier in the thread and i answered that
Nov 26 2011 3:38PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
flick your testicle.
Nov 26 2011 4:12PM
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Mcfottley
Posts: 343 - Karma: 39
is it still there??
Nov 26 2011 4:21PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6613 - Karma: 8,592
very well played
Nov 26 2011 4:28PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
How did you know I only have one?
Nov 26 2011 5:55PM
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LineAddiction9
Posts: 616 - Karma: 12
must have been some very good PUSSY or some really good PORN    just go fuck your girlfriend or a hot mom for hours and hours till that shit dies down for real  or just go beat off and watch porn for hours until that shit just goes limp!!  Shit if you went to the doctor and I was your doctor I would say to you son you just need to fuck something!!! Here go fuck this pocket pussy!! Have fun!!
Nov 26 2011 6:28PM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 890
is it gone yet
Nov 27 2011 9:13PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
its back
Nov 29 2011 12:32AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
fill your trucks spare tire with water then roll it over your erect penis.


Nov 29 2011 12:55AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
im gonna rename my dick Lazarus, notify your mom so she doesnt forget to tell it a poem before we board the train to Poundtown.
Nov 29 2011 5:58PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 526
best.
Nov 29 2011 6:12PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
without a proper explanation this story is kinda annoying

btw my girl loved the picture of you and your dog, and your dog in general.
Nov 29 2011 6:33PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
LOL




omg....
Nov 29 2011 6:46PM
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douchebagmdgee
Posts: 300 - Karma: 26
ILL RIP OFF YAH MASSIVE COCK AND BASH YEH ACROSS THE JAW WIT IT
Dec 3 2011 10:24PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
I thought you said percolating at first
Dec 3 2011 10:25PM
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douchebagmdgee
Posts: 300 - Karma: 26
HClO4 usually does the trick for me! :)
Dec 3 2011 10:28PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
jerk off or get up and go run around or something.
Dec 3 2011 10:34PM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
this thread is very fucked up
Dec 4 2011 12:15AM
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SkiThe603
Posts: 5376 - Karma: 498
this thread is very fucked up
Dec 4 2011 12:15AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910

Problem Solved.

Dec 5 2011 5:02PM
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