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TheStamos
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should I go to the emergency room for my everlasting boner or do you guys think it will be ok?
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Darth.Maul
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Haha first...

How did it happen?

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Wolffy
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i have the weirdest boner right now...
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Dylan_
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Darth.Maul
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Try perforating it and letting the blood out?
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.squirrely.
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just cut it off pussy no need for some doctor to observe it and put his hands all over it
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.frenchy
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What'd you do 3 hours and 51 minutes ago...
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Ski_ThEast
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no the commercial clearly states only for erections lasting LONGER than 4 hours
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.squirrely.
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hes got about 7 minutes
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Ski_Alot
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hahaha great thread, have you tried jacking off?
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Panda_with_Guns
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look through omegle. unless you enjoy that stuff
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neutralzombie
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i suggest banging your cousin, and peeing in her butt.
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douchebagmdgee
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PUT YAH DICK IN THE OWL
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theabortionator
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Reminds me of the intervention guy that smokes meth and jerks off for 10 hours at a time.
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SeanTom
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hahahaha. powerfap till the 4hour then hospital
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dispatchQ_main
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Ahahaha what? I would like to know more..
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Phil-X-
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dude..... if you go to the emergency room their gonna drain blood from your dick using needles.



"The first treatment is "therapeutic aspiration." The urologist sticks a needle into the side of the penis and draws blood directly from the cavernosa. The same needle is sometimes used to inject saline solution into the penis, which can help flush out the remaining blood. Aspiration and irrigation work around 25 percent to 30 percent of the time. Doctors can also inject drugs that constrict the arteries and cut off penile blood flow. Injections are given every few minutes for about an hour.

In rare cases, an intractable erection will resist both aspiration and drug injections. In this case, the urologist performs a surgical shunt. The simplest type of shunt involves cutting a small hole in the head of the penis, then opening oval windows in the tips of the cavernosa. When the surface incision is closed, the blood trapped in the erectile tissue drains out through the unaffected penile veins. A more involved shunt procedure involves cutting a nearby but unrelated vein and attaching one end of it to the base of the penis."
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Peter.
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Dwarftosser1
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Oy...
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Childstar.
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How does he know all this?
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Flying~Squirrel
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its the only way...
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Phil-X-
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my friend got his EMT licenses thingy this summer and told me about what they have to do in the emergency room if someone comes in with an everlasting boner.

and i quoted this site http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2005/05/youve_got_one_of_those_fourhour_erections_.html
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Dan.P
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You are going to have to get needles in your dong
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Childstar.
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How did the conversation even get to that? lmfao
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Phil-X-
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well it was a friday night and we were drinking and i asked how the course was and then he took of his pants and had sex with me and afterwords told me about boners.






















jk....but in all seriousness
He just thought it was funny as hell and told me
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ForeverYung
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watch gay porn, unless your gay, if so watch strait porn
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SloanePeterson
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glad i have a vagina :)
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Porsntar
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Just hearing this story is making never want to wack off again...
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7andsad
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pics or it didn't happen
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El_Barto.
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i think you mean 3hrs 53mins...pre epic boner time
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.frenchy
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Oops yeah my b, i'm tired!
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Ehh...
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expect trolling, or epicness, either way



my threads...
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Ski_Alot
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okay it has been well over 4 hours now, if the wood is still with you, might as well go for a record or somthing...
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GayWolf420
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TheStamos
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The shuttle is still at full throttle.
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Kangbang
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Well someone sure had a pretty damn good night.
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eljusto.
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first page oh lawd
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EricaMN.
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im starting to think that this might be untrue... my record is 1 hour and 43 minutes and that fucking KILLED. never again
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Deluge
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TheStamos
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This isnt that uncommon for me anymore, Hoover ( thats her codename) is magical.
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Doug.Dimmadome
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JakeAssBeatClap
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dude just loves getting loaded and beating it i guess
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TheStamos
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HAHA ! skittles have the same effect on me as meth does to our masterbating friend above.
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Steamboiz
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GOOD ONE
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Benji.
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cool profile pic bro...
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PON3
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Peoplefowalmart.com


That should do it.
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henrytargett
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come on bro just fap that shit off
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Dan.P
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Updates?
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JordanButtfart
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Sacrifice it to save this poor child!
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act.resist
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Heart
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A. Fap furiously


B. Tubgirl


Or both at the same time, your call bro
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