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TallTeeNation
Posts: 903 - Karma: 340
"I dont always drink beer, but when i do its dos Equis"
~Most interesting man in the world
Nov 25 2011 8:52PM
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Childstar.
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 2,213
"FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY"
- Ghandi
Nov 25 2011 8:54PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
"All I've got for bitches is hard dick and bubble gum."
Nov 25 2011 8:56PM
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las.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 1,455
I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully - G. Bush
Nov 25 2011 8:57PM
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ZachRoccoSocks
Posts: 63 - Karma: 13
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
-the internet
Nov 25 2011 9:01PM
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THURSTY
Posts: 393 - Karma: 174
and god said let there be pizza tree, and gods stomach was pleased - liciticus 13 3
Nov 25 2011 9:08PM
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Jib-Ninja
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"Im getting green like im 'posed to. Nigga I holla at these hoes to see how many i can go through" - Steve Jobs
Nov 25 2011 9:11PM
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lukewalnuts
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fuck bitches a quire currency
Nov 25 2011 9:15PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51738 - Karma: 163,438
"And then his ankles were forever broken" - Jesus



or

"Sometimes we live no particular way but our own"- The Grateful Dead
Nov 25 2011 9:17PM
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REVIVALz
Posts: 106 - Karma: 25
Sometimes when i close my eyes, i can't see. - George W. Bush
Nov 25 2011 9:18PM
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ZachRoccoSocks
Posts: 63 - Karma: 13
I'm going to get pregnant and abort the child after three months, so the fetus will be about the size of the potato. I will continue doing this until i have filled shelves upon shelves in a room with potato sized aborted fetuses. When i do have an actual child i will put the child in the room as disciplinary action. That way the child may know how easily i could have aborted it.

- A Female
Nov 25 2011 9:19PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51738 - Karma: 163,438
^
Nov 25 2011 9:24PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
some bitch speaking to winston churchill "if you were my husband, id poison your coffee."

churchill responds with, "WOMAN, if you were my wife, i would drink it!"
Nov 25 2011 9:33PM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
my quote v
Nov 25 2011 9:34PM
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Aidan-G
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"The problem with quotes on the internet is you can't confirm their validity." - Abraham Lincoln
Nov 25 2011 10:30PM
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ECB
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"There was once a man with two dicks. In his butt. He was gay"-Gary Newman




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"A Lion only shed's blood when what he ate was cursed, or chipotle"-Chet Atkins
Nov 25 2011 10:31PM
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rareison
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refer to my sig.
Nov 25 2011 10:36PM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
haha
Nov 25 2011 10:45PM
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Dan.P
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"Dan.P is the greatest!" - Everyone
Nov 25 2011 10:54PM
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Porsntar
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Click for larger image Hahahaha good ol' Abe
Nov 25 2011 10:56PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
exactly
Nov 25 2011 11:09PM
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120494435941
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"first i parked my car, then i fucked your bitch"
"hoes suck my dick cause i look like jesus christ"

-lil b
Nov 25 2011 11:09PM
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Childstar.
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HOW DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR USERNAME TO SIGN IN? :O
Nov 25 2011 11:53PM
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jabroni.
Posts: 662 - Karma: 235
"if this is a bushy eyebrow contest.. you are in this bathroom with the wrong guy"
Nov 25 2011 11:54PM
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Dock.Ellis
Posts: 136 - Karma: 19
"have sexual intercourse with less than representable woman and a quire currency." -Ben Franklin
Nov 26 2011 12:02AM
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DJ_KEVIN_KRUMPS
Posts: 43 - Karma: 10
Always remember to pee in her butt
Nov 26 2011 12:10AM
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Benji.
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point it and poke it.
Nov 26 2011 12:58AM
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MFM
Posts: 842 - Karma: 77
Lady Astor

Also, from Winston to her.
"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
Nov 26 2011 1:04AM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
"You're a bitch"(Dr. Phil)
Nov 26 2011 1:14AM
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Kcin
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"Grav Bongs"

-Issac Newton
Nov 26 2011 1:37AM
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.Ian.
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Quotations "I like to meet new people"
-Brogan

"This is birch beer!"
-Brogan

"Cucumbers"
-Henrik Harlaut

"F*** that (as ian compton throws his coffee out the window) thats how rich i am"
- Ian Compton

"Shankapotomus"
-E Trade Baby

SHUT THE Front door, you know it's getting a little cold in here.
- CHUG!

I could carve off a jump so hard I'd come in forward and take off of it switch.
Nov 26 2011 1:42AM
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Doug.Dimmadome
Posts: 165 - Karma: 20
"i have a dream" - Albert Einstein

Picture related, it's him

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Nov 26 2011 1:46AM
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Dragonite
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Nov 26 2011 1:57AM
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MacNsteaze
Posts: 366 - Karma: 310
when life gives you lemons, your fucked, cause seriously... who the hell wants lemons?

Nov 26 2011 2:10AM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
"Never, lose yourself in the world of facelessness, gain respect for yourself and you will gain respect from everyone, thats true power."- Grandpa Woods
Nov 26 2011 2:18AM
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Oldmann1584
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“Obsessed is a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated.”
Nov 26 2011 2:28AM
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twoplankerbean
Posts: 780 - Karma: 47
If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
Nov 26 2011 2:58AM
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Aidan-G
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"Fat chicks mouth is better than your left hand" -Bill Clinton
Nov 26 2011 3:55AM
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lill_sominsomin
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Nov 26 2011 3:56AM
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mikk
Posts: 451 - Karma: 107
good one lol
Nov 26 2011 4:14AM
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Jib-Ninja
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this one fucked me.
Nov 26 2011 2:22PM
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mmmpoundcake
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check mah sig
Nov 26 2011 2:32PM
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ebon_hawk
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""All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

Quote from portal 2
Nov 26 2011 3:39PM
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Deluge
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this.
Nov 26 2011 3:40PM
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Deluge
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"Blow Me Retards!" -Ronald Reagan
Nov 26 2011 3:43PM
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theBearJew
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The Man in the Arena

"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat."

-Theodore Roosevelt
Nov 26 2011 3:45PM
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tj.hall
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"Put THAT on the list of cool shit you saw today!"
Nov 26 2011 4:37PM
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LineAddiction9
Posts: 616 - Karma: 12
get yourself FUCKED!!!!!
Nov 26 2011 6:19PM
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alex.bgk.
Posts: 607 - Karma: 74
"we don't give a fuck, do you understand that?"
-John Ware
Nov 26 2011 6:31PM
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thatsdill
Posts: 107 - Karma: 73
"It's not the grades you make, but the hands you shake"
Nov 26 2011 7:14PM
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ORDEAL
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I'm higher than a georgia pine right now and couldn't fewer fucks
Nov 26 2011 7:15PM
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