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Atop a boiling ocean of lava at dusk, a black woman sits in an inflatable chair next to a plastic palm tree and invites, through a sing-song chorus, her diverse set of courting lads to make her conceived Mexican set of unborn twins with mustaches dance. The lads oblige, fail and are then sentenced to death. At the last moment, a bald middle aged fat man in blue jeans and jean jacket, parachutes in and accepts the challenge, he succeeds, causing her twins to burst from her stomach and dance.