Member of the Month

partyandBS
December, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

$50 what to do.

profile picture
KANGAROOJACK
Posts: 361 - Karma: 59
i have 50 dollars and i don't have an idea of what i should buy, any ideas?
Nov 24 2011 8:28PM
0 0
profile picture
eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
Buy around 25 newts, assuming they run at 2$ a piece. Then go around to your school and give a newt to the hottest ladies (they love newts). They'll nurture the newts for about a year until they die, this will make the ladies sad. They will come to you for comfort and you will have the best 25-way of your life.

YOU'RE WELCOME.
Nov 25 2011 5:28PM
0 0
profile picture
MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
this man is a genius.
Nov 25 2011 6:24PM
0 0
profile picture
EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
this kid just won
Nov 25 2011 6:52PM
0 0
profile picture
SacZiplock
Posts: 2405 - Karma: 513
give it to a hooker
fuck the hooker
Kill the hooker
get your cash back $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$



thats how we do it !
Nov 25 2011 7:38PM
0 0
profile picture
Shabangarang
Posts: 949 - Karma: 156
a tin, arizona, gass money
Nov 25 2011 7:40PM
0 0
profile picture
Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,797
buy a slizzle of that sticky icky.
Nov 25 2011 7:56PM
0 0
profile picture
Snomadic
Posts: 88 - Karma: 141
food.
Nov 25 2011 8:04PM
0 0
profile picture
2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
OH FUCK
Nov 25 2011 8:05PM
0 0
profile picture
Snomadic
Posts: 88 - Karma: 141
food.
Nov 25 2011 8:08PM
0 0
profile picture
Chupacabraj
Posts: 798 - Karma: 40
workaholics?
Nov 25 2011 9:15PM
0 0
profile picture
Chupacabraj
Posts: 798 - Karma: 40

a gun. to kill all the kids that picked on you in school... that or some hookers

Nov 25 2011 9:20PM
0 0
profile picture
J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254

about to post this.

here you go:  http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/

your welcome....

Nov 25 2011 9:26PM
0 0
profile picture
ZachRoccoSocks
Posts: 63 - Karma: 13
Invest that fifty dollars in penny stocks, this may be difficult because you will have to predict the direction of the market (maybe short on a Friday), anyways.... when you are a billionaire, invent time travel then make a time machine. use some of that billions of dollars and go buy a clothes hanger. Take it with you into the time machine, and while you are going through time you should be able to bend it into a long pole with a hook at the end. Go abort everyone who has wronged you, or had wronged you is how i should put it. Also get a coke in a glass bottle, they taste much better is what i have heard.
Nov 25 2011 9:27PM
0 0
profile picture
RalphLauren.
Posts: 710 - Karma: 106
Hello Valued Friend,

I am Somalian Prince Issa. Please invest in my wonderworking dieting pill. All you have to do is send to my offshore banking account. All necessary is 50$ USD dollar deposit into my personal bank account and much profit of bountiful rewards are in order very soon.
Nov 25 2011 9:33PM
0 0
profile picture
ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
quality post.
Nov 25 2011 10:42PM
0 0
profile picture
gustafari
Posts: 726 - Karma: 50
hahaha yessss
Nov 25 2011 11:27PM
0 0
profile picture
maxter-paxter
Posts: 528 - Karma: 12
id do that
Nov 25 2011 11:30PM
0 0
profile picture
Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
inb4 weed price shit storm
Nov 25 2011 11:33PM
0 0
profile picture
Steamboiz
Posts: 343 - Karma: 2,525
buy a unicorn bro.
Nov 25 2011 11:40PM
0 0
profile picture
jahmin44
Posts: 638 - Karma: 37
....or just wait until there is something you want/need
Nov 25 2011 11:51PM
0 0
profile picture
DJ_KEVIN_KRUMPS
Posts: 43 - Karma: 10
Pay a hooker 50$ then pee in her butt
Nov 26 2011 12:19AM
0 0
profile picture
KANGAROOJACK
Posts: 361 - Karma: 59
don't be ridiculous.
Nov 26 2011 11:32AM
0 0
profile picture
Haellgren
Posts: 792 - Karma: 86
IN DA GANGSTAHH H00D MAAAAN
HJHJHJHJo
Nov 26 2011 3:47PM
0 0
profile picture
LineAddiction9
Posts: 616 - Karma: 12
go buy Plenty of PORN and Masturbate all day long
Nov 26 2011 6:15PM
0 0
profile picture
caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
Start an IRA.
Nov 26 2011 6:20PM
0 0
profile picture
ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
because in my state I can buy more than an eigth of top quality medical for that price, duh
Nov 26 2011 8:15PM
0 0
profile picture
Casual.
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 28
no xbox???????????????

*facepalm*
Nov 28 2011 2:01AM
0 0
profile picture
-ROY-
Posts: 3633 - Karma: 1,503
buy bottlesz and poor em on bitchez
Nov 28 2011 2:02AM
0 0
profile picture
CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
smartest man alive.
Nov 28 2011 9:13AM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)