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$50 what to do.

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KANGAROOJACK
Posts: 361 - Karma: 59
i have 50 dollars and i don't have an idea of what i should buy, any ideas?
Nov 24 2011 8:28PM
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Curb.
Posts: 370 - Karma: 91
That Mango Dango Shit
Nov 24 2011 8:29PM
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LivingColour
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 21
BB gun to shoot your friends with
Nov 24 2011 8:29PM
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mmmpoundcake
Posts: 1085 - Karma: 149
a buncha my stickers
Nov 24 2011 8:30PM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
a fountain pen, ill never go back
Nov 24 2011 8:32PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4544 - Karma: 19,137

First: Go to a bank and get the $50 all in quarters.

Second: Go to the mall and find the central gumball machine.

Third: Buy all the gumballs.

Fifth: Sit nearby and laugh at all the little kids who come to get gumballs and can't!

Nov 24 2011 8:32PM
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Porsntar
Posts: 290 - Karma: 18
^ Fucking smart! :D
Nov 24 2011 8:47PM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
Get 50 $1-bills and wipe your ass with em.
Nov 24 2011 8:49PM
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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
1. Buy GTA IV ($20)
2. Get inspired by killing hookers in the game
3 Take car
4. Find hooker
5. Get into vehicle by bribing with leftover $30
6. Sexy time?????????????
7. Kill hooker
8. Profit
9. Return to GTA IV
Nov 24 2011 8:50PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
red
Nov 24 2011 8:51PM
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ski93
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 84
might as well buy skyrim used from the internet.
Nov 24 2011 9:10PM
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collinder
Posts: 738 - Karma: 34
Put it in the bank and save it
Nov 24 2011 9:11PM
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roaklee
Posts: 1288 - Karma: 90
**subtle advertising** bunkleyhats.com
Nov 24 2011 9:11PM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
find someone willing to sprint into a wall for $50
Nov 24 2011 9:13PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13116 - Karma: 19,051
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/659049/

This dude needs a season pass
Nov 24 2011 9:14PM
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blatt
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 3,097
>get 10 dollars more
>acquire skyrim
>never be bored for the next 9 months
Nov 24 2011 9:24PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,347
pay me $50 for advice on what to do with your $50
Nov 24 2011 9:30PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8798 - Karma: 6,306
I don't get why people feel the need to buy things right off the bat when grandma gives them some birthday money. save it for when you need something, like you're hiking rails one day and eat it and break your headphones. BOOM now grandmas money can be put to good use!
Nov 24 2011 9:32PM
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KANGAROOJACK
Posts: 361 - Karma: 59
ok forgot to mention i have no x-box.
Nov 24 2011 9:42PM
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dprice21
Posts: 295 - Karma: 23
speaking of $50 to spend I have a 50 dollar store credit to evo and i can't really think of anything i realy need... what should i get?
Nov 24 2011 10:04PM
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Supergyro
Posts: 797 - Karma: 36
Sell it if it's in gift card form.
Nov 24 2011 10:12PM
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KANGAROOJACK
Posts: 361 - Karma: 59
the fuck is this?
Nov 24 2011 10:14PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 467
why would he give 50 bucks to a stranger who really doesn't need skiing? If you're gonna give it away at least give it to a good charity.
Nov 24 2011 10:22PM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
#FirstWorldProblems
Nov 24 2011 10:23PM
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LeadThug420
Posts: 869 - Karma: 26
Cocaine.
Nov 24 2011 10:25PM
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henrytargett
Posts: 903 - Karma: 35
$40 - 1 gram of cocaine
$1. - McChicken
$1 - McChicken
$1 - McChicken
$1 - McChicken
$1 - McChicken
$1 - McChicken
$1 - McChicken
$1 - McChicken
$1 - McChicken

Nov 24 2011 10:27PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
Special order some xl condoms to cover your dick and balls. Prevents STDs.
Nov 24 2011 10:31PM
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henrytargett
Posts: 903 - Karma: 35
a normal condom wouldnt?
Nov 24 2011 10:33PM
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henrytargett
Posts: 903 - Karma: 35
^sorry didnt check the meter...
Nov 24 2011 10:34PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
PayPal me $50 so I can buy murked out Crowbars.
Nov 24 2011 10:37PM
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dprice21
Posts: 295 - Karma: 23
unfortunately not gift card form.
Nov 25 2011 10:14AM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
5 of these

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Incredible-Hulk-Smash-Hands-/150703595043?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2316a25e23#ht_1222wt_1141
Nov 25 2011 10:18AM
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vordulmega
Posts: 513 - Karma: 47
Buy a nice grinder or a nice glass bubbler.
Nov 25 2011 10:50AM
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Haellgren
Posts: 792 - Karma: 86
HOOKERZZZZZZZ
Nov 25 2011 11:13AM
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SlurbnBeef
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 321
This?
Nov 25 2011 11:19AM
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KANGAROOJACK
Posts: 361 - Karma: 59
next thing i forgot to mention, i don't smoak the weedz.
Nov 25 2011 11:22AM
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SlurbnBeef
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 321
still this
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Incredible-Hulk-Smash-Hands-/150703595043?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2316a25e23#ht_1222wt_1141
Nov 25 2011 11:28AM
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Curb.
Posts: 370 - Karma: 91
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Nov 25 2011 11:29AM
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smooter
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 1,368
here are the options:
-1 $50 hooker
-2 $25 hookers
-5 $10 hookers
-10 $5 hookers
-25 $2 hookers
-50 $1 hookers
Nov 25 2011 11:32AM
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KANGAROOJACK
Posts: 361 - Karma: 59
lol
Nov 25 2011 11:45AM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
10 bottles of $5 wine?
Nov 25 2011 11:50AM
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Enstrut
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 362
get 50 $1 bills and make it fucking rain!
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Nov 25 2011 12:16PM
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Mcfottley
Posts: 343 - Karma: 39
some weed.
Nov 25 2011 12:17PM
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connory998
Posts: 1197 - Karma: 34
lol if you can only get an 1/8 of mids for $50 you have horrible connections.
Nov 25 2011 3:24PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
or 9 bottles and some ibuprofen.
Nov 25 2011 3:45PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
50 dollar store items. GO CRAZY
Nov 25 2011 4:55PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
more like 1/2
Nov 25 2011 5:01PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
Save and pay for lift tickets?
Nov 25 2011 5:01PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
Tha Fuck?

How bout an eighth of fire and a handle of cheap liquor.
Nov 25 2011 5:03PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,390
Buy some bull-toads and start a small bull-toad farm out of your room. Once you have about 10 start selling for mad profit???

YUP.
Nov 25 2011 5:22PM
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