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TallTeeNation
Posts: 903 - Karma: 340
what is the best pick up line you have in your book?

Nov 24 2011 7:29PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652

Me: Hey babe wanna searchbar sometime?

Gets the girls on my dick every time

Nov 24 2011 7:30PM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
lol
Nov 24 2011 7:33PM
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Mcfottley
Posts: 343 - Karma: 39
im like a rubiks cube... the more you play with me the harder i get!
Nov 24 2011 7:33PM
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n.i.c.k
Posts: 87 - Karma: 136
''Hi, you'll do.
Nov 24 2011 7:34PM
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Porsntar
Posts: 290 - Karma: 18
Hey nice legs, what time do they open?
Nov 24 2011 7:44PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
it's the ol "treat a woman with respect, smile a lot, and have something interesting to talk about" line
Nov 24 2011 7:45PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
woah how did you find your way so quickly?
my way where?
the way to my heart..
Nov 24 2011 7:50PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
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Nov 24 2011 7:56PM
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Porsntar
Posts: 290 - Karma: 18
ahahahhaah....
Nov 24 2011 8:00PM
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jcon522
Posts: 117 - Karma: 12
i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you?
Nov 24 2011 8:04PM
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TallTeeNation
Posts: 903 - Karma: 340
awesome^

Nov 24 2011 8:17PM
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Heinzler
Posts: 1931 - Karma: 125
hey can you tell me how this rag smells?
Nov 24 2011 8:20PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,546
i lost it
Nov 24 2011 8:50PM
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jewFro
Posts: 562 - Karma: 24
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hKKGtf37TEI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Nov 24 2011 8:58PM
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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
Nice to meet you, why aren't you sucking my cock.












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Nov 24 2011 9:01PM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
i got this from the thread made last week

wanna play pearl harbor, i lie on the ground and you blow the shit out of me
Nov 24 2011 9:01PM
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jewFro
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Nov 24 2011 9:04PM
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jewFro
Posts: 562 - Karma: 24
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKKGtf37TEI

I give up on embed. Here.
Nov 24 2011 9:10PM
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TallTeeNation
Posts: 903 - Karma: 340
"Do you work at Subway? Yah Because you give me a footlong!"
Nov 24 2011 10:44PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525
i lost hard
Nov 24 2011 10:46PM
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Casual.
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 28
nice shoes wanna fuck.
Nov 24 2011 11:32PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
its super easy to embed.

click on the reply box, make sure your cursor is in it

click on the (f) button in the reply box.

paste the simple embed code from youtube after going Share>embed

voila


Nov 24 2011 11:36PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550

hahaha
Nov 24 2011 11:37PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
creating this thread is one of the top offenses on newschoolers.  it should be autoban
Nov 24 2011 11:37PM
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.RYAN66
Posts: 5381 - Karma: 235
This thread is made about once a week.
Nov 24 2011 11:38PM
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Jesse.White
Posts: 450 - Karma: 754
Wanna come back to myspace were you can twitter with my Yahoo till i Google all over your Facebook?
Nov 24 2011 11:41PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
"are you irish? cuz my penis is dublin."

BOOM BOOM SUBMIT. BITCHES BE ON YO DACK AFTA YOU DROP DAT LINE.
Nov 24 2011 11:48PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
deffinatley using this one hahahaha
Nov 24 2011 11:53PM
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SloanePeterson
Posts: 52 - Karma: 25
at a party to a girl: hey babe, you're sexy as hell wanna go fuck?" if good looking and sexy the man is, this will work for all you boys everytime, i havent once turned one of these down..
Nov 24 2011 11:54PM
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penguiin
Posts: 1444 - Karma: 561
does it work the same if you are on newschoolers? cuz ur profile pic is sexy as hell.......
Nov 24 2011 11:56PM
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theWIZARD
Posts: 935 - Karma: 76
Nice fuck want to fuck?
Nov 25 2011 12:00AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,456
where were you when I lived in aspen?
Nov 25 2011 12:07AM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
Sloane rhymes with scone. I like to eat scones. Wanna fuck?

Was that good?
Nov 25 2011 12:09AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,456
also, my favorites are from the Little Rascals.

*not word for word* Girl, you need a heman so manly that when he falls off a building, he goes out of his way to fall on a girl.



Hey! You got some fries with that shake?
Nov 25 2011 12:09AM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
she was most likley in california
Nov 25 2011 12:16AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,456
oh, she's a high skooler. meow i feel like a pedo.
Nov 25 2011 12:19AM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
woah woah woah, hang on... are you telling me you have a book full of pickup lines?
Nov 25 2011 12:23AM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
whats good sandusky???? get it?? huh?? cuz like sandusky was a pedo. ha! HA!!! HAAHAHAH!!!!

sorry.
Nov 25 2011 12:24AM
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robert77
Posts: 361 - Karma: 235
actually overheard this..

guy goes and sits down beside chick in class
girl: um hi
guy: Hey is it cool if i sit here?
girl: sure I guess..
guy: ok sweet, whats your name?
girl: answers

they chat for a bit, random bs

girl randomly says: just so you know I have a boyfriend
guy: Im wearing a purple shirt
girl: uh what? laughs awkwardly..
guy: Oh sorry! I thought for a second there we were talking about things that don't matter!

annnnnnd success.
Nov 25 2011 12:54AM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542
woah he have a book full of lines in his pick-up?
Nov 25 2011 1:25AM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,281
no they wont because you said it wrong. It's

Are you from Ireland? because when i look at you my penis is dublin
Nov 25 2011 1:38AM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac..





I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.



Wanna fuuuuck
Nov 25 2011 2:14AM
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TallTeeNation
Posts: 903 - Karma: 340
not to brag i have a series of books
Nov 25 2011 8:39AM
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Shabangarang
Posts: 949 - Karma: 156
hahahahaha
Nov 25 2011 9:12AM
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TallTeeNation
Posts: 903 - Karma: 340
thank god someone fixed that. thanks bro hahah
Nov 25 2011 10:03AM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
I've got some skittles in my mouth... Wanna taste the rainbow?
Nov 25 2011 10:12AM
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