Member of the Month

abjectwoe
May, 2025

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Turkey Shits

profile picture
Porsntar
Posts: 290 - Karma: 18
Oh my god.. I just took the grossest shit in my life... Thanksgiving is fucking up my system
14 years ago
0 0
profile picture
KANGAROOJACK
Posts: 361 - Karma: 59
first
14 years ago
0 0
profile picture
Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
you mean thanksgiving is cleaning out your all ready fucked up system..
14 years ago
0 0
profile picture
Porsntar
Posts: 290 - Karma: 18
Yes. Thank you for correcting me
14 years ago
0 0
profile picture
POW-WOW
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 40
Wow I thought we eat early at like 2:00. So you must have eaten at like noon?
14 years ago
0 0
profile picture
act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
We usually eat at 2 or 3 but I'm still waiting :( I WANT IT NOAW
14 years ago
0 0
profile picture
Porsntar
Posts: 290 - Karma: 18
we ate at 1
14 years ago
0 0
profile picture
DUKES
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 701
always eat at noon so you have the rest of the day to burn it off................now im just farting up a fucking storm its so bad the dog even left
14 years ago
0 0
profile picture
Flacko
Posts: 1495 - Karma: 788
what the fuck i eat at like 6:00
14 years ago
0 0
profile picture
midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
I just ate a shit load of Turk and its about to come back out the other end if it doesn't come back up first bc I just ate 1500 cal in about 10 min.....
14 years ago
0 0
profile picture
Funnel
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 1,590
Three... More... Hours. I'm eating at 4:30 and can barely wait.
14 years ago
0 0
profile picture
MatteoSmatteo
Posts: 776 - Karma: 22
i love the turkey shits. thanksgiving equals best holiday
14 years ago
0 0
profile picture
the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
same here, i thought that was normal.
14 years ago
0 0
profile picture
Porsntar
Posts: 290 - Karma: 18
hmm hahah ive always eaten close to 12ish
14 years ago
0 0
profile picture
jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
We went out for a nice family breakfast so were having a late dinner 6-7 ish.
14 years ago
0 0
profile picture
Shabangarang
Posts: 949 - Karma: 156
we ate 1 haha kinda weird
14 years ago
0 0
profile picture
dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
what about Kwanzaa?
14 years ago
0 0
profile picture
Alex.B
Posts: 302 - Karma: 337
food coma achieved, shits coming soon
14 years ago
0 0
profile picture
deleted2
Posts: 958 - Karma: 107
God damn't i'm still plunging the toilet. Shit sucks.
14 years ago
0 0
profile picture
tinkytwinky
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 1,572
I'll take a pic of mine for you guys when it happens. Fine wine theory, let's go!
14 years ago
0 0
profile picture
ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
We eat at 4:00. I thought we ate early
14 years ago
0 0
profile picture
[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
I ate around 3, and I'm beginning to feel the flow.
14 years ago
0 0
profile picture
djdiggidydave
Posts: 1216 - Karma: 553
this
14 years ago
0 0
profile picture
caturdaze
Posts: 338 - Karma: 12
ate at like 2. And im shitting like as i type
14 years ago
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4); Currently it's 2:10PM