Replying to things that sound dirty in golf

youve prob. heard this before, but I think its funny, so here it is:
1.look at the size of his putter
2.oh dang, my shafts all bent
3.you really wacked the hell out of that sucker
4.after 18 holes i can barely walk
5.my hands are so sweaty i can't get a good grip
6.just lift your head and spread your legs
7.you have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired
8.just turn your back and drop it
9.hold up i gotta wash my balls
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