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things that sound dirty in golf
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youve prob. heard this before, but I think its funny, so here it is:
1.look at the size of his putter
2.oh dang, my shafts all bent
3.you really wacked the hell out of that sucker
4.after 18 holes i can barely walk
5.my hands are so sweaty i can't get a good grip
6.just lift your head and spread your legs
7.you have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired
8.just turn your back and drop it
9.hold up i gotta wash my balls
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that is hilarious, hahahha
go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain.-linemaverick5...
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i think ive told a couple people to kiss my penis when playin golf
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i just get pissed
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yea. i play golf twice a year. the first time its fun and i dont care i get 72 on 9 holes. but the second time i get real pissed and quit until next summer. haha
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i shot a 41 on 9 saturday
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mini golf is fun. I play that a lot.
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ahahahha...tahts so funny and dirty
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more than once while caddying, ive heard 'Wow, *Jim* you have one stiff shaft.
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id much rather mini gold, its cheaper also
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mini golf kicks fuckin ass. it is not lame, especially if you cant play real gold like me
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thats my career rest of my life-golf pro in the 3 seasons then ski in the off season.
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