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Schwans ice cream is tits!

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MidWestFresh
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does everyone across the country have schwans ice cream or is it just a mid west thing?

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Piste.Off
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one time at about 1am a schwans truck was driving in front of us, it hit a bump and the freezer flew open and ice cream dumped out. we were in ice cream heaven for weeks.
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why
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this reminds me of a dream I had
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PacificRimJob
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We have Schwans in Oregon and California.

Always see these trucks.

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PacificRimJob
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That's almost as good as this...

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I_Am_Mod
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in belgium schwanz is slang for penis ...

dat cream, it aint "cream" ....
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act.resist
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Porsntar
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We have them in Maine. Hahaha i was with a friend once when i was younger and his mom bought a shit ton of everything from the schwans guy because he just kept convincing her.
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5oup5teeze
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im in the midwest so i have no idea, but i agree, their ice cream is the shit!
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baaangthat
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grew up in NH...babysitter i went to as a little kid had an outstanding schwanns bill the she didnt want to pay. everytime the truck pulled into her yard she would make all the kids hide in the back of the house and turn all the lights out.  it was like a game.  now whenever i see a schwanns truck i feel the urge to hide
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dprice21
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saw a schwans truck burst into flames in a parking lot one time... good shit
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Supergyro
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That's some kind of fresh hell! Schwans is awesome!
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KANGAROOJACK
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LOL
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bfulmer
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we have them in maine, their creamsicles are better than sex
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VT_scratch
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omggggggg I havent had a chocolate eclair or strawberry shortcake in so long, those were the shit in grade 9
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act.resist
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there my favorite ice cream bar...EVAR
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MidWestFresh
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sundae cones are the shit!

and their pizzas!

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hey-dude-its-me
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we have the distribution rights for their new half gallon containers, I just did a few stores around here, idk if any of you have Hyvee stores near you but thats where they are, as far as I know its the first time you can buy it anywhere other than the truck/mail
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theabortionator
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He prolly convinced her all day long while her husband was away
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