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The Riddle Thread

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Ski_ThEast
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so you just answer the riddle from the previous post then post your own riddle.

I'll start

What is once in a minute
twice in a moment
and never in a thousand years

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.ALOC.
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yep you got it
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.Hugo.
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spider
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Bar_Down
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i swear this one comes from a harry potter book ahahaha
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technique.
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it's from The Goblet of Fire. The sphinx asks him it in the maze
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TallTeeNation
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oh wait wait i know this one!!!
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TallTeeNation
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Bob walks into a house and finds Tom laying on the ground dead in a puddle of water.
how did he die (didnt drown)
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Bar_Down
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a black stool?
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jcon522
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You are in your house watching the news on T.V. and suddenly a news flash says that on your street there is a murderer. Please evacuate. You love your house so you dont want to evacuate. Suddenly the power goes out and you hear the back door open. The murderer is in your house. you want to go investigate. you go down a hallway to a door...you open the door go down another hallway and go up some stairs. you reach a 3-way hallway. you go straight and up some stairs. you go down another hallway and up another flight of stairs. you open a door...and the murderer finds you. would you rather be choked with a knife shot in the head or sit in the electric chair.
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KANGAROOJACK
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this one is killing me!!
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.Hugo.
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sit in the electric chair. it doesn't say you will be electrocuted.
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dompuch
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ahhhhhh good call!
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Ski_ThEast
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only thing i can think of is to maybe push the cork into the bottle then take out the coin?

theres a pipe, some coal, a carrot, and a few sticks in the middle of a field. why?
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pink_squid
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Idk hobos. A cowboy rides into town on friday. He stays for 3 nights, and then leaves on friday. HOWZ HE DO DAT?
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pink_squid
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Idk hobos. A cowboy rides into town on friday. He stays for 3 nights, and then leaves on friday. HOWZ HE DO DAT?
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Dan.P
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Melted snowman

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MFM
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A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?

Paul is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?


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.Natty.
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The stranger is his baby and the wife died giving birth

1980 and 1985 BC

The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?
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84891jnf92048
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^cant say. don't know the currect water level or height of the ladder.
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feihlination
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i would say that its a fucking ship dude
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Ski_ThEast
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someone posted this earlier, friday is the name of his horse
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Mag
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tom is a fish
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TOAST.
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Um boats float buddy. So it will never happen unless there is a hole in the boat that is letting water in causing the boat to sink.
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J.M
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you have 2 coins with a total of 30 cents ($0.30), one cannot be a quarter. what are the 2 coins?

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jcon522
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A quarter and a nickel! Haha great scrubs reference
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MN_Nice
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Two fathers and two son's go on a fishing trip. Each person gets one fish. The total amount of fish they have is 3. Nothing happened to any fish, they didn't eat one or anything. How does this happen?
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snowflexzone
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Quoting: Everybody
Whaaaaaaaa........ I don't even know what's real anymore
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jahmin44
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i suck at these
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theabortionator
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what does the abortionator fucking hate
what does he consider dumb






answer: selddir
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Fink
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grandfather, fathet
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Fink
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grandfather, father and son?
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theabortionator
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Purple
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j-bo
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How Long is a chinaman?
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MN_Nice
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Correct. And its supposed to be:

How Long is a Chinese name?
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j-bo
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Debatable.

Whats down when you buy it. Red when you use it. And Black when you're done with it.
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84891jnf92048
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because Long is from China
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Janky
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and sperm

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TOAST.
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is down a typo by chance cause that doesnt make sense?
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.AR6rider.
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Pretty sure the riddle is supposed to be: What's black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when your'e done with it?





Charcoal.
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cubber
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Chicken that you cooked too long

If it takes 7 men 7 hours to dig 7 holes, how long would it take one man to dig half a hole?
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Charlie_Kelly
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Whats the name of my penis?
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.AR6rider.
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A hole's a hole, broski. No such thing as half a hole.


What can you put in a barrel of water to make it lighter.
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.AR6rider.
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Trick question, you have a vagina.
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Bar_Down
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a hole?
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iSmokeweed
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he climbed a block of ice and hung himself. when the ice melted he died

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B-runge
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he would be hanging then, not on the ground...
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.AR6rider.
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Stabbed with an icicle?
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JHendrix
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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
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gregorio
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an owl with a bungee cord wrapped around it
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JHendrix
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=O
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.Hugo.
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The kool-aid man killed him and spilled a little bit
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