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Funny things to do on the chairlift

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rednecknation
Posts: 548 - Karma: 63
I think the chairlift is half the fun of skiing. One time i was sitting next to some stranger and pulled out a giant peice of sausage the a huge buck knife to cut it then just started hacking away and eating it, and i was like you want some, haha the poor basterd actually took a peice. It was good sausage though. I want some more ideas of funny stuff to do on the chairlift. Got any ideas?
Nov 22 2011 10:33PM
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Orrin
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I love chairlift banter. One of my favs is to make really strange noises when going up with random people. Shouting at passing skiers is always fun as well + throwing snowballs. Take bread, a plastic knife and some form of spread up with you and if you're going up with a girl ask her to make you a sandwich. Burst into tears and sob for the entire journey when going up with one random person. Then at the top of the lift pretend like nothing happened. Basically doing anything random/weird works a charm on a chairlift journey.
Nov 25 2011 5:24AM
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no_steeze
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i'm gonna sit really close to a stranger and have my girlfriend remove her glove and stick her hand down my snowpants and as soon as she does i'll look over at the person and smile and just sit like that the entire ride
Nov 25 2011 6:07AM
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TallTeeNation
Posts: 903 - Karma: 340
yah no i got kicked out for this and banned for 3 days =S
Nov 25 2011 8:54AM
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Supergyro
Posts: 797 - Karma: 36
Ding a fuckin' ling. We have a winner.
Nov 25 2011 12:02PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
on a chair lift that is low in a certain spot with a lot of freshys tell the others on the chair you have narcolepsy casually then pretend to fall asleep and slide off the lift into the pow.
Nov 25 2011 12:34PM
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myanklezrbroken
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go up for one last run, have the lift stop half way up, think about your options because the lift wont turn back on till the following friday. Then the bitch freaks out and you have to be the man and jump off butt oh noo the snow is hard packed and you break both your legs. Then just by your luck wolves come and eat you leaving your girl friend who wasnt even invited and your friend up on the chair. So know your friend and the girl sleep ove night and here hand sticks to the bar so she has to peal it off, Gross!! so your friend wants to get away from the bitch crying and peeing all over herself so you gotta get out of there so your friend crawls down the smart way but when he gets to the snow board he rides it down like a sled like  a fool. So finally the girl is left and the chair snaps and she jumps down and by her luck the chair falls on her ankle. Its broken her ankles are broken and she crwals down and sees the friend eaten by wolves as well. She gets picked up on the side of the street knowing she enjoyed her first ski trip. Never bring woman!!!
Nov 25 2011 1:03PM
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no_steeze
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i think if someone announced "just so everyone knows, i have narcolepsy" and then proceeded to fall off the lift at a conveniently low point i'd probably make an educated decision that he/she did not in fact have narcolepsy
Nov 25 2011 1:30PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
had this tab open from class... im just gunna
i think snowboarding is half the fun of skiing
hello!
Nov 26 2011 12:34AM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
you may only have 6 posts but that's quality right there
Nov 26 2011 2:28AM
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Chupacabraj
Posts: 798 - Karma: 40
frozen? im glad the snowboarder died first
Nov 26 2011 11:07AM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
I did this like 5 times last year, get some new material.
Nov 27 2011 6:19PM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542
ahahaahahah THIS!
Nov 27 2011 6:38PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Why would there be black people skiing?
Nov 27 2011 6:40PM
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Juice.Doctor
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hahaha i lost
Nov 27 2011 7:52PM
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yuck
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if anyone on the chair did that when i was on, i would probably take my glove off, slide my hands down my own pants and smile right back.
Nov 27 2011 8:11PM
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FerrisBueller
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fuck that movie sucked
Nov 27 2011 8:17PM
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.frenchy
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Go in the singles line, go with some random little gaper. Start smokin a j.... See his reaction. Then lol
Nov 27 2011 8:22PM
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powderdrunkie
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I always make up a story for children to over hear, involving a bear attack and a kid losing his arm....
Nov 27 2011 8:26PM
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SCC-skis
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ask if they are a true newschoolers... and when they ask what that is proceed to tell them that its when you pee in someones butt
Nov 27 2011 8:59PM
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TOK
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omg. i want to be a true newschoolers!
Nov 27 2011 9:06PM
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mountainviper
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I had a buddy straight up start peeing off the lift on everyone below. He was drunk and got his pass yanked though. I would not recommend it. What takes the cake though was at Killy we were in line for the skyeship at the bottom and some douche with his fam was talkin smack to us for some dumb reason. So we got on and the dude and his fam got on the one behind us. It was me and my buddy and his slutty girl. My buddy jus started railin his girl with her boobs pressed against the windows facing the douche behind us. Fucking hilarious. When we got to the midstation my buddy stopped but the guy behind us was screaming to the lift guys "they're having sex in that one!" he got out and ran up yelling at us just as the doors closed. Got up to the top and only his wife and kids were on the one behind us. Guess he missed gettin back on at the midstation. Fuckin hardcore.
Nov 27 2011 9:18PM
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Deluge
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this.
Nov 27 2011 9:21PM
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Chupacabraj
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GREAT THREAD, MOAR
Dec 1 2011 3:58PM
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PeteMez
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Yell at gapers that they've dropped they're pocket or convince them on the chair that their identical skis are on the wrong feet and watch them change at the top.
Mar 14 2012 7:57PM
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future-spins
Posts: 395 - Karma: 900
i take of both of my skis and if its warm boots, dont say you are, just do it
they have no clue what your doing

Mar 14 2012 8:03PM
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c_roll
Posts: 584 - Karma: 246
i like to answer a fake phone call from my doctor and talk really loud about my most recent herpes outbreak, then take off everything but your goggles (preferably mirrored lenses) and lick your lips. next pretend like you know the person from from your last KKK meeting or what have you. one time i got asked to shut my fucking mouth ;)
Mar 14 2012 11:04PM
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Ski_Alot
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im a big fan of "YOU DROPPED YOU POCKET!'
Mar 14 2012 11:27PM
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Peppy
Posts: 346 - Karma: 341
shoot mortars
Mar 15 2012 12:11AM
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Funnel
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That's fucking legendary.
Mar 15 2012 12:18AM
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ejm
Posts: 794 - Karma: 196
i rode up with a little kid probably 4 or 5 the other day, and he kept licking the bar. I asked him if it tasted good, all he said was he likes the cold on his tongue.
Mar 15 2012 12:26AM
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Dr.Gnar
Posts: 896 - Karma: 197
"you dropped something" does not work, but this does, for some reason the word "pocket" rings an alarm bell for people lol
Mar 15 2012 12:54AM
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rednecknation
Posts: 548 - Karma: 63
This thread was great, let's try and accomplish some of this stuff this winter and continue to tell stories of how it turns out.
Nov 12 2012 8:34AM
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GuacamoleMane
Posts: 1421 - Karma: 2,013
always yodel on the lift and when the people in front turn around and say stfu i just yodel louder
Nov 12 2012 11:00AM
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hill.dale
Posts: 172 - Karma: 131
I like to throw on an accent, usually british, and discuss the "holiday" I am on with my cousin (friend). For some reason, people love foreigners and girls love when you "attempt to do an American accent." Make up some random background stuff and talk about how awesome dryslope is.
Nov 12 2012 10:33PM
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cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
just remembered something else funny.

i was riding the lift that was by some trees, and some random people were walking by the trees. i yelled "look, there's a dead dog!" while pointing at the trees and they looked at me like i was stupid. about 5 seconds later, i yelled "look, there's a deer!" and they all looked. i felt so cool
Nov 12 2012 10:38PM
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MIHoodlum
Posts: 245 - Karma: 256
Ask person how many days they have in, after they tell you say 400. Taken from how to be a skier video.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YPg4HuIQt9c
Aug 23 2016 1:25PM
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.SHAGGY.
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 3,280
spitting on people is fun
Aug 23 2016 1:44PM
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Kolbalt7
Posts: 55 - Karma: 74
1) ask someone to open your water for you, and when they go to give it back, refuse that it's yours and act really confused
2)have a completely normal conversation with someone, but repeatedly refer to them as "daddy" or "babe". also moaning is fun.
Aug 23 2016 5:28PM
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Casey
Posts: 7871 - Karma: 24,631
This guy once asked me if I was into dubstep. I thought he was trolling me, but turns out he really liked dubstep.
Aug 24 2016 8:40PM
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Coloradoskier03
Posts: 174 - Karma: 501
1. Pull out a raw potato, start sucking on it, aand ask the guy "u want some?"
2. Scream
3. Talk about common skiing injuries in a serious tone
4. Make him take out his phone and follow you on insta.
5. do a grab off the lift
6. snowballs
Aug 25 2016 8:56PM
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Frozinballz
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RagingSkierFake a seizure go limp and slide off the chair. It's so worth it to see their eyes widen with fear as your whole body makes a bonecrunching thud on the sheer rock cliff below. Watching their expression turn to pure terror as you attempt to scream for help only managing to make a stomach wrenching gurgling sound as a direct result of your lungs filling with blood after being punctured from pieces of what was once your rib cage that became an active fragmentation grenade as your soft unprotected body made contact with cold hard ground is truly a humorous sight. As you are being airlifted to the nearest hospital and paramedics are absolutely pleading with you not to fall asleep it's time to void your bowels all over the chopper. Watching their expressions change to a look of absolute disgust as that onion garlic butterburger that you at only a few hours earlier reaches 60 mph exploding on the inside of your pants is worth the coming grueling years of intensive physical therapy and exuberant hospital bills that will follow.


I read that whole thing
Aug 26 2016 2:40AM
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Steez-Cheese
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We do it in the line for the lift not so much on it but when you get a really busy day yell out a name and pretend you're looking for someone. Provides some quality reactions imo
Aug 28 2016 12:54AM
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Headless-G
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Finklesmoke some pot? and smoke up the guy next to you!


yep, the best is when you don't know the guy next to you
Aug 28 2016 11:02AM
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