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Funny things to do on the chairlift

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rednecknation
Posts: 548 - Karma: 63
I think the chairlift is half the fun of skiing. One time i was sitting next to some stranger and pulled out a giant peice of sausage the a huge buck knife to cut it then just started hacking away and eating it, and i was like you want some, haha the poor basterd actually took a peice. It was good sausage though. I want some more ideas of funny stuff to do on the chairlift. Got any ideas?
Nov 22 2011 10:33PM
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las.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 1,455
fap
Nov 22 2011 10:33PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
Have a safety meeting?
Nov 22 2011 10:34PM
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Benji.
Posts: 1146 - Karma: 88
jerk
Nov 22 2011 10:36PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Tel the you and your dad started a fetish porno site, and ask if they're interested.
Nov 22 2011 10:36PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
sing at the top of your lungs?
Nov 22 2011 10:36PM
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rednecknation
Posts: 548 - Karma: 63
haha okay
Nov 22 2011 10:37PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
remember that thread when someone put out the challenge to hold the bar down at the top of the lift and trap someone on till you go down again? that thread did not deliver.
Nov 22 2011 10:37PM
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rednecknation
Posts: 548 - Karma: 63
that thread was a still birth, haha get it not deliver hehe
Nov 22 2011 10:39PM
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WestWoods
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If its someone we don't know, we sometimes will have a bag of flower.... very small bag. Put a line on our hands. cover our faces and come up with it on our nose and pass the bag around. If you play it right its awesome.
Nov 22 2011 10:39PM
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rednecknation
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that would be perfect because we actually did ;)
Nov 22 2011 10:39PM
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ski-or-die
Posts: 770 - Karma: 17
hot knives! talk about politics, religion and economics be as racist as possible.
Nov 22 2011 10:42PM
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rednecknation
Posts: 548 - Karma: 63
what if the people happen to be black
Nov 22 2011 10:44PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
Fart.
Nov 22 2011 10:44PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
I sneak snowballs in my pockets and throw them at gapers
Nov 22 2011 10:47PM
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Phansy
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 492
When you are getting off , push off into a 180
Nov 22 2011 10:48PM
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forrest-cole
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 495
i see???
Nov 22 2011 10:49PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
snowball fights/clapping skis off on people standing beneath you
Nov 22 2011 10:51PM
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ski-or-die
Posts: 770 - Karma: 17
keep the knife away so they don't ask for a hit! otherwise proceed as planned
Nov 22 2011 10:51PM
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ski-or-die
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but seriously why would you treat black people any differently
Nov 22 2011 10:57PM
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POW-WOW
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 46
Call someone and have a conversation talking about the person youre on the chairlift with. In obvious code or sound really suspicious.
Nov 22 2011 10:57PM
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rednecknation
Posts: 548 - Karma: 63
haha thats a good one
Nov 22 2011 10:59PM
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Balto
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Cocaine
Nov 22 2011 10:59PM
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collinder
Posts: 738 - Karma: 34
lick the bar
Nov 22 2011 11:05PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
Made me lol
Nov 22 2011 11:13PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
Ask the person if they mind if you hit your crack pipe. then take a huge rip of crack.
Nov 22 2011 11:47PM
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blatt
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 3,097
vigorously scratch your crotch

logan imlach has an awesome article on the topic on sbcskier's website
Nov 22 2011 11:49PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
have a safety meeting.
Nov 23 2011 12:03AM
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Njens.
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 46
that's a dumb idea
Nov 23 2011 12:04AM
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POW-WOW
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 46
We should do some of this and video it. Make some funny ass edits.
Nov 23 2011 12:08AM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
smoke some pot? and smoke up the guy next to you!
Nov 23 2011 12:11AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Drop the leftover snow on your skis on passing skiers, or scream words at passing skiiers
Nov 23 2011 12:14AM
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Inline.
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i have a GREAT story about that. ask me later
Nov 23 2011 12:14AM
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POHTAYDO
Posts: 358 - Karma: 91
Kill the other person on the chairlift. That would make a few giggles.
Nov 23 2011 12:20AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
jerk off
Nov 23 2011 12:21AM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
Mmmmmmm.

Yeah.
Nov 23 2011 12:24AM
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Kangbang
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Stare at them the whole ride. Sit really close to them.
Nov 23 2011 12:27AM
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TOK
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This is good.
Nov 23 2011 12:38AM
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c4t_l0ver
Posts: 5485 - Karma: 810
when skiers pass by under the chair, me and my freinds yell, "MOM!!" at women or "DAD!!" at men, and they always look up and you like also yell " MOM, WHATS FOR DINNER?" , probably not funny to anyone else.
Nov 23 2011 12:44AM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
i would beg to differ.



anyway that logan imlach article is hilarious.
Nov 23 2011 12:45AM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
ask for medical advice. say that you think you have the clap and ask what you should do or something
Nov 23 2011 12:47AM
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firstdropkid
Posts: 149 - Karma: 63
1. talk about how good you are at skiing
2. critique every part of their ski gear by comparing it to how much better your gear is
3. fall getting off the lift
4. profit
Nov 23 2011 1:27AM
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californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
do your best to word for word repeat a robin williams comdedy set. I have his HBO special on my Ipod, and have a few parts memorized.


Jerry seinfeld or another observational comic might be a good choice too.


or make up a rediculous story about how the ski resort got its name.


Nov 23 2011 1:36AM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
theeeeeeesee
Nov 23 2011 1:42AM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
Take off your gloves and start smelling your fingers. Interesting results.
Nov 23 2011 1:42AM
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C-Burg
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Ask the random girl that you got on the lift with point blank if she is over 18, then say "damn" and act really disappointed when she says yes. Preferably do this at the beginning of the lift too
Nov 23 2011 3:06AM
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b-ladd
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Beatbox the whole way up.
Nov 23 2011 3:31AM
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rednecknation
Posts: 548 - Karma: 63
haha thanks guys/girls if any, thats some quality shit plus k to most of you
Nov 23 2011 6:23AM
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future-spins
Posts: 395 - Karma: 900
i have taken off my skiis and boots separably and together while riding up with people, i have never done this but i have heard of it being done. when on the lift you must zone out into space and not say anything or move. and then come out of it and look at the other people on the lift and ask(or but in mid conversation for a better affect) "have you ever skid and done shrooms?" and when they say no just be like "o, i hear its fun", and zone back out for the rest or the ride ignoring them. and when you get ski streght into the woods don't turn at all.
Nov 23 2011 8:14AM
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Captain_Slow
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Lolol Great idea
Nov 23 2011 9:15AM
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