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SlothinTillDeath
Posts: 22 - Karma: 12
MY PARENTS ARE HAVING SEX AND WATCHING PORN UPSTAIRS WTFUCKING FUCK FACE MOTHER FUCKER THIS IS DISGUSTING
Nov 22 2011 10:22PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
they're not watching porn, all those noises are them.
Nov 22 2011 10:23PM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
i have the weirdest boner right now
Nov 22 2011 10:23PM
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theJones
Posts: 676 - Karma: 158
you are going to remember this day for the rest of your life.


but really, this is probably not actually happening
Nov 22 2011 10:23PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
blast music SUPER loud
Nov 22 2011 10:24PM
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POW-WOW
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 46
You know you like it.
Nov 22 2011 10:24PM
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SlothinTillDeath
Posts: 22 - Karma: 12
dudes. its 100% happening. and no it wasnt good quality porn sound so i knew it was off my brothers laptop...in the living room. not kidding at all
Nov 22 2011 10:25PM
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SlothinTillDeath
Posts: 22 - Karma: 12
what song?
something that has to do with sex will be hilarious
Nov 22 2011 10:26PM
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e.wait
Posts: 869 - Karma: 1,954
pics or it didn't happen.
Nov 22 2011 10:26PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
How about you havve a friend over to fuck and you try to one up eachother with loud long exagerated moans.
Nov 22 2011 10:26PM
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trettzilla
Posts: 931 - Karma: 29
happened to me except i was with my girlfriend and it was her parents. i will never be able to look at them the same
Nov 22 2011 10:26PM
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BlakeLively
Posts: 663 - Karma: 656
fail troll fails.
Nov 22 2011 10:26PM
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BlakeLively
Posts: 663 - Karma: 656
DAMN SHELLY
Nov 22 2011 10:27PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
beat me to it
Nov 22 2011 10:28PM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,449
This.
Nov 22 2011 10:28PM
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SlothinTillDeath
Posts: 22 - Karma: 12
ill get what i can. ill take a pic of his web history and the time of the site should be around now.... you will see soon enough
Nov 22 2011 10:29PM
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SlothinTillDeath
Posts: 22 - Karma: 12
not of them though. this song is fucking blasting i think they stopped. hahahaahahaha...fml
Nov 22 2011 10:30PM
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forrest-cole
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 495
que?
Nov 22 2011 10:31PM
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las.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 1,455
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Nov 22 2011 10:31PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
i'll see your hearing your girlfriend's parents and raise you finding a shoe box FULL of dildoes that it was abundantly clear had been used to the point where they broke or were no longer usable.
Nov 22 2011 10:31PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
i saw my mom giving my dad a bj one time. she can deep throat.
Nov 22 2011 10:34PM
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SlothinTillDeath
Posts: 22 - Karma: 12
troll? im kinda knew.
Nov 22 2011 10:34PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Anyone else having a 'bang me like a hammer' moment?
Nov 22 2011 10:35PM
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Benji.
Posts: 1146 - Karma: 88
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Nov 22 2011 10:35PM
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ChuckTesta
Posts: 960 - Karma: 258
hahahahahahaha I lose +k
Nov 22 2011 10:37PM
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POW-WOW
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 46
hahahaha
Nov 22 2011 10:48PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
join? i see no good reason to let them have all the fun
Nov 22 2011 10:50PM
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SlothinTillDeath
Posts: 22 - Karma: 12
they are 49. almost 50. if they were like 29 30 and i had a milf id consider it, but no
Nov 22 2011 10:51PM
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bustinthejus
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 74
Nov 22 2011 10:52PM
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holy.shep
Posts: 413 - Karma: 24
obvious troll
but if not, blast "i just had sex" by the lonely island
Nov 22 2011 10:53PM
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SlothinTillDeath
Posts: 22 - Karma: 12
ohhh beaten, but no they stopped when i blasted the party boy song and they started to watch the news...that i know of, im scared to go upstairs
Nov 22 2011 10:54PM
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chuck_testa
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 52
film it
profit?????
Nov 22 2011 10:57PM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2802 - Karma: 429
how do you think you got here?
Nov 22 2011 10:58PM
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eastcoastplanker
Posts: 964 - Karma: 70
obvious troll is obvious
Nov 22 2011 11:01PM
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wasatch_rat
Posts: 1772 - Karma: 2,951
um go outside? play music super loud in your ears? parents are people too and people like having sex in all kinds of different ways and you should respect it. if you feel like you can't get away from it your not trying hard enough
Nov 22 2011 11:10PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
Walk in on them= gifts to make u feel better... Jk that sucks 4 u
Nov 22 2011 11:12PM
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SlothinTillDeath
Posts: 22 - Karma: 12
they could do it the 14 of 24 hous im not home!
Nov 22 2011 11:12PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
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Nov 22 2011 11:13PM
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SlothinTillDeath
Posts: 22 - Karma: 12
WTFS A TROLL lol
Nov 22 2011 11:16PM
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CMullins
Posts: 30 - Karma: 43
pull a hudini with your dad
Nov 22 2011 11:45PM
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Njens.
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 46
bro just sloths.
Nov 22 2011 11:57PM
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TallerThanThou
Posts: 615 - Karma: 13
This is the solution.
Nov 22 2011 11:59PM
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forrest-cole
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 495
just think, now your probably chillen with them after your dad just busted his one millionth nut in your MOTHER.
Nov 22 2011 11:59PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Get a vuvuzela
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Nov 22 2011 11:59PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254

YESSSS do this!!!

and this is just the most aweful troll attempt.

Nov 23 2011 12:01AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
YES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nov 23 2011 12:08AM
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maxwell666
Posts: 554 - Karma: 20
if they wont stop open the door watch and jack off.

OG video doesnt have embedding.


Nov 23 2011 1:10AM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,622
Milk it.
Tell your parents that you heard them.
They might buy you Lego and stuff to make you feel better
Nov 23 2011 1:13AM
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firstdropkid
Posts: 149 - Karma: 63
threads

pics of OPs mother is needed for confirmation
Nov 23 2011 1:19AM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Weaker less funny version of bang me like a hammer
Nov 23 2011 1:25AM
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Broken_Rides
Posts: 334 - Karma: 224

Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang

Nov 23 2011 11:21AM
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