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So i posted this situation in ladies men but...

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JakeAssBeatClap
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I'll post it here too for mas traffico.

So I just moved to California to live with my parents until january. I'm transferring schools but in the mean time I'm living in their new house. There is this girl, my neighbor, that also just moved back in with her mom and dad. I have conversed with her once for like a minute when my puppy ran to her and I had to pick him up and get him back to me (pictures of my puppy otis if you ask) any way this girl, she is very cute and I know she just broke up with her boyfriend about 4 weeks ago and I know she is attracted to me. I see her at least once a day when she goes from her house to her car only enough time to say hey and ask how she is doing though. Never enough time for a convo really and when I don't see her like leaving to her car when she loops in the cul de sac and passes by again she slows down and smiles and waves, or rolls down her windows and says hi. I'm not a scrub i'm attractive and I'm good with taking to girls and picking them up and I know this girl is interested I just think neither of us have had the opportunity to spark a conversation to start something and ask her to chill with me sometime. So I come here asking you if you can help me on how I should approach a conversation with this girl. Again I only see her when she is like leaving to and from her house but she is home all day pretty much. Should I knock on the door? Should I call to her from my backyard if i see her in hers when I have a mid day joint and ask to blaze one with me? That one is real risky though if she isn't down for nugs that would awkward. I wanna ask her to come drink with me and my sister an this family friend this week for thanksgiving break but no idea how to ask her with the amount of time I Actually see her. Please help I like this girl I just got out of a two year relationship a month ago just want a new girl to spend time with. Help a brother out plus k for legit help thanks guys!!

i also thought i may just pee in her butt. just because i know someone will generously offer that advice
Nov 22 2011 1:35AM
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iFlip
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Just shout over to her really loudly the next time you see her "MY INTERNET USERNAME IS HOTASSBEATCLAP." She will shed her clothes and run into your arm, only pausing to make you a sandwich on the way.
Nov 22 2011 1:40AM
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Broseph_Stalin
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the next time you see her just ask her if she wants to go on a date and take it from there.. assuming you arent in like middle school and you have spoken to her before more than once, its normal to just go on a date once to get to know someone.
Nov 22 2011 1:41AM
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RubberSoul
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i'd say just try to get chatting with her again, let your dog run in her yard again haha, and then just ask what she's been up to and if she wants to hang out some time, seems easy enough

i'd advise against the asking to smoke part, just cause it could be a dealbreaker for her at that point. ask her if she smokes when you hang out, then it's not a make or break thing
Nov 22 2011 1:48AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Yeah I think thats about the only option just be blunt, stand up straight look her square in the eye and say you and me we's going on a date.

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Nov 22 2011 1:55AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Bitches get on my dick when i bring otis out. He is made out of pussy magnets

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Nov 22 2011 1:58AM
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SCOO-WOOP
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Nov 22 2011 2:01AM
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lill_sominsomin
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1. pick up otis
2. put otis in her backyard when you know she's home
3. ??????
4. profit
Nov 22 2011 2:17AM
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Gnarwall
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this.
Nov 22 2011 2:21AM
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Anathema
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go be all




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with a nice



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give her some




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then be all




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with some


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show her the



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and she'll be all




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if you know what i mean




Nov 22 2011 2:21AM
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lill_sominsomin
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i just lost it.
Nov 22 2011 2:37AM
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jorb.co
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^ post of the century?
Nov 22 2011 2:38AM
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SKI.ING
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^^Blew my mind
Nov 22 2011 2:47AM
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WakeBakeFapNap
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you've been taught well
Nov 22 2011 2:51AM
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.AR6rider.
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Nov 22 2011 3:01AM
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collinder
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1. dont ask her to blaze
2. dont ask her to drink with you and your family - you'll look like a try hard.
3.instead of just saying hi when you see her, ask for her number and if she wants to hangout sometime.
4. when you have acquired her number ask her if she wants to go for coffee or watch a movie or something. be a gentleman, dont be a douche and try and get her to light up a nug with you.
5. keep hanging out and maybe you'll get sexy time eventually
Nov 22 2011 3:12AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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i said i wouldnt flat out ask her to blaze look i'm 20 i am good with girls i know how to get laid hahahaha i was asking how to just start a conversation. youre probably like 16 shut up
Nov 22 2011 3:22AM
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Davy.Crockett
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honestly seems like you can't go wrong, she likes you, you live near her, you have a puppy, and she wouldn't mind if you asked her on a date. just do it!
Nov 22 2011 3:29AM
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Aidan-G
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Bottom line: If you want to ask her on a date knock on the door and do it. Or you could like, I don't know, put dead cats in her mail box. Bitches love dead cats
Nov 22 2011 3:33AM
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collinder
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im 21 and slept with more girls than you will in your lifetime. get some wheels bro
Nov 22 2011 3:36AM
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Aidan-G
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If only this could be sigged
Nov 22 2011 3:37AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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i bet you have, with that dope ass goatee theres no counting the bitches you cop. hahahahah
Nov 22 2011 4:09AM
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ryantheconnolly
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didnt read any of the responses but heres what you do. next time you see her, ask casually if she wants to drink at thanksgiving so if she's not down, you can play it off as being polite. then if things are going good after that, spend a lot of time doing various activities in your back yard so you can invite her to join you. then just work your way up from there. but ya i would avoid offering weed to her if you dont know her that well
Nov 22 2011 4:09AM
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Abc567def
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Next time that you run into her just be like "Hey, do you have any plans later I was wondering if you wanted to grab a coffee"

Don't stay in the coffee shop though take it to go and go to a badass dock, forest, bridge ect. All girls love it and with having interesting scenery the conversation will never stall out
Nov 22 2011 4:32AM
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ryantheconnolly
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if you asked a girl out to coffee and then took her into the woods she might get a little uneasy haha
Nov 22 2011 4:37AM
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Abc567def
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woods =  park.

But yeah ive take a girl on a drive through these really sketchy woods to get to this badass dock on the water. I was just joking the whole time that I was a vampire and thats why she only saw me at night ect. She found it hilarious though and was stoked on the dock
Nov 22 2011 4:51AM
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ryantheconnolly
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hey take her to the park and show her what a great guy you are or take her deep into the woods away from civilization. either way she's having sex with you
Nov 22 2011 5:04AM
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Poundtown
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Nov 22 2011 5:17AM
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ORDEAL
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no you just have to say something along the lines of "hey this coffee shop lame (dont say boring) do you want to continue talking at the park/docks/forest/ocean/lake/my dick?"
Nov 22 2011 7:39AM
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TOAST.
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That was easily the best post ever made on NSG. I think the background of it should be changed from grey to GOLD.
Nov 22 2011 7:50AM
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ORDEAL
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Seconded
Nov 22 2011 8:10AM
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bo0b
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Anyone who says wheels that I know of is a huge douche.
Nov 22 2011 9:11AM
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act.resist
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friend request her on fb lol
Nov 22 2011 9:50AM
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ChuckTesta
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im not gonna lie your name is hilarious
Nov 22 2011 9:53AM
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.AR6rider.
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Good with girls
Doesn't know how to start a conversation with one...

Does. Not. Compute.


Getting sorority whores drunk and banging them doesn't really count as being "good with girls"
Nov 22 2011 9:54AM
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GayWolf420
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Sharing this to a website where the average age of browsers is probably 13 proves what point, sir?
Nov 22 2011 9:58AM
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slore
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you're hot hmu fo real
Nov 22 2011 10:03AM
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act.resist
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God contain yourself women
Nov 22 2011 10:12AM
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slore
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hehe fall back wannabe slore
Nov 22 2011 10:19AM
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MilfHunter777
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Take'er to the back shed and show her how a real man does it.
Nov 22 2011 10:24AM
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act.resist
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Haha wut? I'm not trying to be a slut or a whore and definitely not a solid 7 such as your ugly faced ass...
Nov 22 2011 10:26AM
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theabortionator
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good catch op
Nov 22 2011 10:27AM
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slore
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sick chirp girl, definitely makes sense. got any more?
Nov 22 2011 10:35AM
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act.resist
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Not seeing how you're getting that but OK haha
Nov 22 2011 10:36AM
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act.resist
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*not
Nov 22 2011 10:37AM
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slore
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it's chill girl
Nov 22 2011 10:38AM
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bananas
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may not be your best option but,,,,

kill one of her family members, she will feel alone and need the company of a man in her life, thats where you come in.
Nov 22 2011 10:42AM
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act.resist
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lolthanks
Nov 22 2011 10:48AM
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DayMan
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Nov 22 2011 11:11AM
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MatRich
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just go the funny balsy aproach. be all like " Hey so we always stop and say hi or wave at each other, but we never got in a real conversation. you look like an interesting person to get to know, so how about you come over tommorow and we actualy hold out a conversation.
Nov 22 2011 11:18AM
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Milksteak
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ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha holy shit.
Nov 22 2011 11:21AM
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