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This is why my life hurts, who can beat me with a worse life

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hippystinx
Posts: 937 - Karma: 171
on state parole for aggravated assault till 2014

was living in lake tahoe forced to move back to pennsylvania because i got a dui and violated my parole
back in pennsylvania i am not allowed to leave my county which means no skiing for the 2011-2012 year
basically just blew away 26,000 dollars because i left school early to come home

am going to have to go to jail eventually for the dui dont know

broke

just got kicked out of my house

broke

no idea what i am doing with my life for the next

no skiing for this year


.....that actually doesnt seem that bad, any one else life hurt

inb4 at least ur not a cripple, retarted, etc
Nov 20 2011 11:03PM
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3dressedupasa9
Posts: 445 - Karma: 113
who cares
Nov 20 2011 11:07PM
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anangrytomato
Posts: 130 - Karma: 13
...stop being a dumbass and get your shit together?
Nov 20 2011 11:08PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
clearly not you
Nov 20 2011 11:08PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
That's the worst man, and I know its probably not what you want to hear, but you're to blame. Keep your head up, do your time, get back on the mountains.
Nov 20 2011 11:08PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Hahahaha congratulations, you're a dumbfuck!
Nov 20 2011 11:09PM
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.nasty
Posts: 10581 - Karma: 11,151
well you can't go lower so it's all uphill from here.
Nov 20 2011 11:09PM
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kstanz
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Nov 20 2011 11:10PM
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2_fadez
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step 1. stop drinking.
step 2. the lack of skiing is the least of your worries.
step 3. get a job.
step 4. convince your family you aren't a fuck up, even though you obviously are.
step 5. pretty much start over everything you have so far accomplished inorder to prove you aren't a stupid alcoholic fuckboi.
Nov 20 2011 11:11PM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
Well you have me beat.
Nov 20 2011 11:13PM
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Aidan-G
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I live in Africa
Nov 20 2011 11:13PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
nice
Nov 20 2011 11:13PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
Seriously man.

Quit being such fuck-up. Life is not that hard.
Nov 20 2011 11:14PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
fuckboi is local slang for someone who causes trouble.
Nov 20 2011 11:15PM
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hippystinx
Posts: 937 - Karma: 171
this is not a sympathy feel bad for me, i agree i am to blame for the shitty mess i am in, i just want to hear about other peoples shitty lives so that i can cling on to what little hope i have that my shitty human being self will go on and that it will indeed get better,

possible past experiences that sucked anyone got em
Nov 20 2011 11:15PM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519
you are a stinky hippy
Nov 20 2011 11:17PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
Good thing the 14 year old virgins on this site are here to give you advice on your life. If I was you I would get a bike. Keep your head up.
Nov 20 2011 11:20PM
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RickAstley
Posts: 953 - Karma: 32
you done goofed man
Nov 20 2011 11:25PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 1,575
damn bummer
Nov 20 2011 11:26PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Hey man, I'm 15. Back off.
Nov 20 2011 11:26PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4543 - Karma: 19,132
This is what I saw. lol, seriously?
Nov 20 2011 11:28PM
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hippystinx
Posts: 937 - Karma: 171
what story would nsg like to hear i have some good stories
Nov 20 2011 11:28PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4543 - Karma: 19,132
How about the story about the good decisions you are starting to make, and how you are turning it all around? The one with a solid plan for the future, and a system in place to not repeat past mistakes or fall back into a familiar pattern.
Nov 20 2011 11:30PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
i'm sorry :(
Nov 20 2011 11:33PM
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anangrytomato
Posts: 130 - Karma: 13
shits only going to get better if you make an effort and commit to making it better dude. hearing other peoples sob stories aren't going to help you.
Nov 20 2011 11:34PM
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californiagrown
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there are a few people here who are very depressed or who have severe bipolar disorder. i would say that could be worse.

Its all relative. when things are going great that becomes the new normal. when life is shit that becomes the new normal, and any kind of good that happens is freaking awesome.

as said before, get a bike, a job, and a shitty 1 bdrm apt that you share with a creepy dude you found on craigslist. from there, start hustling your way to the top. from my experiences, ive noticed that the people that get in trouble with the law, are also pretty charasmatic and social, so use that to your advantage.
Nov 20 2011 11:35PM
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sherwood4099
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You've really done it man... You got to change your entire lifestyle and probably get 100% clean until you earn the right back. You have pretty picked the situation you have now and that means you need to make a full 360 dg turn with your mindset and lifestyle. get a good job, rebuild relations with parents which will probably mean swallowing your pride and conceding to stuff you don't agree about but you need them to overcome the situation your in. And from personal experience completely submit when it comes to probation and court orders and go above and beyond they have no sympathy for mistakes... Good luck man
Nov 20 2011 11:37PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
such a thread backfire.
Nov 20 2011 11:44PM
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caturdaze
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I got arrested for stealing jelly bellies.......
Nov 20 2011 11:44PM
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hippystinx
Posts: 937 - Karma: 171
FAPOW
Nov 20 2011 11:49PM
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californiagrown
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the fact that you know what a double cork 1620 is, and dont know what a 360 is is pretty funny.
Nov 20 2011 11:49PM
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quaive
Posts: 1055 - Karma: 99
That wasn't funny. I could do a better asian accent than he did.
Nov 20 2011 11:52PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
In grade 6 i was really fat a had a ton of freckles and a mullet.
Nov 20 2011 11:58PM
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derpina
Posts: 2186 - Karma: 55
Dude FUCK OFF. You did all of that to YOURSELF.

Among ALL of my health issues that I won't even start listing... I have had two tumors removed from my lower back near my spine in the last year and a half and have another surgery for ANOTHER tumor coming up. They have no idea why they keep coming back so I'm FUCKED


Get your shit together and appreciate your health. Good God.
Nov 21 2011 12:17AM
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soulskier
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Click for larger image in all seriousness
Nov 21 2011 12:23AM
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soulskier
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...i hope you have hit rock bottom and begin to make positive changes
Nov 21 2011 12:24AM
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VT_scratch
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regardless of why or how you ended up in this situation, I feel bad for you.

Nov 21 2011 12:24AM
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amandarin
Posts: 39 - Karma: 15
Agreeeed with everyone- hopefully you learn from it, sucks you're broke because you don't have a job... Whereas I have one and am
Nov 21 2011 12:37AM
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amandarin
Posts: 39 - Karma: 15
Still broke due to expensive lupus meds*
Nov 21 2011 12:40AM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
I just read this shiit thread. My life sucks dick. If I went to the store. got booze. drove home got arrested. told the cop its because of this fuckup thread, he would feel so bad I read this IDONTGIVEAFUCK thread. and go arrest you again for asking for fuckks to give!!
Nov 21 2011 1:34AM
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californiagrown
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is this guy your doctor by any chance?

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Sorry i had to. i realize you must get this joke every single time you mention lupus.
Nov 21 2011 1:45AM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
join the club
Nov 21 2011 1:49AM
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.AR6rider.
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I'm not 15.
Nov 21 2011 1:52AM
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HomieJon
Posts: 621 - Karma: 134
but you are a fucking fag.
Nov 21 2011 1:54AM
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byrne
Posts: 367 - Karma: 91
you should go to wall street with a tent or some shit and ask the 1% to take care of all that for ya
Nov 21 2011 1:56AM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
No you fucckk your a quire who likes taking little boys in the bathroom and letting them piss in your anus. Ar6 should kick your face in till the piss in your butt comes out your eyes!
Nov 21 2011 1:56AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Oh, I'm not denying that. I totally love the dick. I'm thuper, duper gay. I'd love to give you a blowjob. In fact, do you mind if I fuck your cute little ass? I always love virgin butthole. If you're not into that, will you at least be my date to sadies this year? I know the girls are supposed to ask the guys, but I figure since we're going as a couple, it's ok if I ask. Please respond by checking one of the boxes below!



[ ] YES!!!!!
[ ] No :(
[x] Yes, but only if you suck my dick first.


Great, I see you read my mind and already answered. See you this February!
Nov 21 2011 1:58AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
ive known a lot of good people who have done some stupid shit, and the vast majority of them have been successful in getting their shit back together. get a bike and a job and start planning to get into community college or something

anyway, would you mind sharing the AA charge and the DUI stories? im curious now

good luck man, youll be fine
Nov 21 2011 2:00AM
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hippystinx
Posts: 937 - Karma: 171
ag assault charge is from when i was 19 partied real hard all summer end of the summer culminated with me deciding it would be a good idea to take 1/4 ounce of shrooms and 2 hits of e and smoking weed and drinking, needless to say i blacked out at about 7 oclock 5 hours later woke up in the hospital strapped down to a bed naked with a needle in my arm.....what happened was my dumb ass friends took me home b/c i said i wanted to go home where my mom thought i was fucking overdosing so she called the cops. Cops+boy tripping face=bad time, large scuffle ensured i ended up breaking a cops legs, dont know how this happened but yeah it sucked


dui, was just driving my friend home at 3 in the morning from the Crystal bay club in kings beach and was cruising through incline and got stopped for going 70 in a 45, and the cop said i was slurring my words gave me a full field sobriety test and i passed everything then i got breathalized and blew a .153 and went to washoe county jail needless to say.
And to everyone who thinks duis are a big fucking deal go fuck yourselfs, if i am driving home at 4 in the morning intoxicated nbd, now if i am driving drunk at 12 in the afternoon that is another story in my book....sorry to the girl with lupus that sucks

at least i am not tree man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DStwXsmZ3OE&feature=relmfu
Nov 21 2011 2:12AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Soooo, what you're saying is...


You ARE a huge dumbass. Trying to fight cops while on drugs and driving way too fast while drunk? Go fuck yourself. You deserve everything you get.
Nov 21 2011 2:15AM
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
whaaaaat. i gotta ask man, how did you break legs? 1/4 is a bunch of boomers, not surprising shit got really real
Nov 21 2011 2:16AM
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