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Tips for Girls

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Kcin
Posts: 1845 - Karma: 58
I always see these super long lists of advice/tips for guys on how to get girls so here is mine for girls to get guys.

1. If a guy is staring at you and you are attractive he wants to have sex with you so just do it.

2. If you are at a bar and a guy offers to buy you a drink buy him one or ten instead and give him a blowjob.

3. If you are self conscious or nervous around a guy you like a great way to "break the ice" is to tell him you are really interested in Pokemon followed by a blowjob and/or sex.

4. Don't ever play Maroon 5 in front of a guy you like. Ever. And if he starts singing along light him on fire.

5. If you are dancing with a guy and he gets a boner and you can feel it the best way to deal with it is to give him a blowjob so it goes away and you can get back to dancing.

6. Buy us food. The more meat the better in general. For example, bacon wrapped bacon.

7. All the aforementioned tips work in every situation so employ your new found knowledge immediately.

You're welcome girls
Nov 20 2011 3:21AM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
OP obviously went to Havard. You so wise.
Nov 20 2011 3:12PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
troof
Nov 20 2011 3:20PM
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Canepski
Posts: 335 - Karma: 26
obvious genius, genius is obvious
Nov 20 2011 3:23PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
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Nov 20 2011 3:50PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
thats perfect, we can practice if you like
Nov 20 2011 3:54PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525

when a guy says something like "i like your attitude"...

you just heard him say "open wide, please."

Nov 20 2011 4:00PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
solid sexual harrasment right here :)
Nov 20 2011 4:04PM
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sirschralpalot.
Posts: 453 - Karma: 18
followed by a pokemon conversation and/or a blowjob
Nov 20 2011 4:23PM
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stupendous-man
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Nov 20 2011 4:45PM
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Childstar.
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 2,212
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Nov 20 2011 4:52PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
Number 3 is so true
Nov 20 2011 4:56PM
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amandarin
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Nov 20 2011 5:20PM
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quaive
Posts: 1055 - Karma: 99
Exactly... and I'm not referring to your mouth...
Nov 20 2011 5:31PM
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erica
Posts: 3450 - Karma: 24,083
You have no idea how many guys i've already picked up with your tips!!!!!!!! You should send this to cosmopolitan.
Nov 20 2011 5:47PM
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richard.
Posts: 873 - Karma: 55
I guess all these tips can apply to your thread since you were asking what to do...https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/657979/
Nov 20 2011 5:50PM
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cwillygood
Posts: 6831 - Karma: 1,829
i lost
Nov 20 2011 5:56PM
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tWalnuts
Posts: 1504 - Karma: 105
who is this woman...
Nov 20 2011 6:04PM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
If one day a girl offers me bacon and a blowjob tobreak the ice, i will make sure you get some king of nobel prize.
Nov 20 2011 6:09PM
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Porsntar
Posts: 290 - Karma: 18
Was this on epic mealtime?
Nov 20 2011 6:47PM
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amandarin
Posts: 39 - Karma: 15
Ladies everywhere appreciate the advice
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Nov 20 2011 6:54PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
happy to have helped out! here are a couple of things that might help but doesnt apply to all men:

when you catch a guy staring at you in any situation ever he thinks you are fucking hot as shit and is pobly thinking about banging you and or looking at you naked.

when you're kissing a guy he is thinking about sex, so just fuck him, you both will love it.

always, and i repeat always, ask, 'wanna have sex' while or after kissing and it will work.
Nov 20 2011 7:23PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
lol
Nov 20 2011 7:25PM
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JWD*
Posts: 466 - Karma: 225
AWEEE YEAHHH
Nov 20 2011 7:32PM
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[creative]
Posts: 539 - Karma: 128
she gets it
Nov 20 2011 7:33PM
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armadaski44
Posts: 481 - Karma: 15
If someone gave me bacon wrapped bacon id cum on the spot
Nov 20 2011 7:39PM
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GBS
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 33
Yeah, and a cool drink and sex.


Nov 20 2011 8:18PM
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GBS
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 33
THIS.

THIS.

THIIIIIIIS.

My dream world hahaha :D
Nov 20 2011 8:21PM
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slore
Posts: 140 - Karma: 40
this is lame fo real
Nov 20 2011 8:21PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
that. if i'm mackin and get stopped at the border, i have no idea what to do from there. soooo i guess wanna play cards or something? because this makes very little sense to me anymore.
Nov 20 2011 8:27PM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542
This.
Nov 20 2011 9:17PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
we have similar icons
Nov 20 2011 9:24PM
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insaneisaak7
Posts: 21 - Karma: 10
i wish i lived in a country were it was common courtesy girls to do this

Nov 20 2011 9:32PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
oh my gosh every thing makes sense now!
Nov 20 2011 9:44PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
lololol
Nov 20 2011 9:46PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,323
Basically.
Nov 20 2011 9:47PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
hahaahahhhahahahah
Nov 20 2011 10:50PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
the way pinknames contribute to this thread is hilarious.
Nov 21 2011 8:32AM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
When in doubt, sandwich and a blowjob.
Nov 21 2011 8:57AM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
Awkwardly touch hands in a crowd, sex right there
Nov 21 2011 8:58AM
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bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
This might be my favorite thread ever
Nov 21 2011 10:03AM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
When a guy tells you you are pretty or any complement at all make sure you hive him a complement too its not like we dont love complements too. And if a guy istiref cook him food and give him a massage and you will have him for as long as you want.
Nov 21 2011 10:15AM
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Kcin
Posts: 1845 - Karma: 58
yes
Nov 21 2011 2:34PM
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skiingute
Posts: 630 - Karma: 15
When a girl is talking to a guy there are 2 things that pop into his head: 1. I want to shut her up with my dick. 2. I'd wish she'd stop talking and we'd have sex. After the aforementioned should be a sandwich or other food items.


Nov 21 2011 2:50PM
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http://gallery.mtbr.com/data/mtbr/500/medium/this_thread_delivers_ups_chick_amazon.jpg

Nov 21 2011 2:52PM
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562056961108
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Doh! Help please
Nov 21 2011 2:52PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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Nov 21 2011 2:59PM
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Pussy_Sauce
Posts: 381 - Karma: 23
If a guy is touching you, he wants to have sex with you and will if you offer. Im talking shoulder to shoulder type of shit.

not

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Nov 21 2011 2:59PM
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GayWolf420
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Nov 21 2011 3:02PM
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applejuice.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah
Nov 21 2011 3:07PM
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butter161
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you may laugh but its the truth
Nov 21 2011 3:11PM
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