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Tips for Girls

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Kcin
Posts: 1845 - Karma: 58
I always see these super long lists of advice/tips for guys on how to get girls so here is mine for girls to get guys.

1. If a guy is staring at you and you are attractive he wants to have sex with you so just do it.

2. If you are at a bar and a guy offers to buy you a drink buy him one or ten instead and give him a blowjob.

3. If you are self conscious or nervous around a guy you like a great way to "break the ice" is to tell him you are really interested in Pokemon followed by a blowjob and/or sex.

4. Don't ever play Maroon 5 in front of a guy you like. Ever. And if he starts singing along light him on fire.

5. If you are dancing with a guy and he gets a boner and you can feel it the best way to deal with it is to give him a blowjob so it goes away and you can get back to dancing.

6. Buy us food. The more meat the better in general. For example, bacon wrapped bacon.

7. All the aforementioned tips work in every situation so employ your new found knowledge immediately.

You're welcome girls
Nov 20 2011 3:21AM
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LeadThug420
Posts: 869 - Karma: 26
Hopefully this catches on.  I look forward to the day when girls are randomly giving me bacon wrapped bacon. 
Nov 20 2011 3:23AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
Number one made me chuckle.

another one is:

If your a cute girl and you make eye contact with a cute guy walking down the street just have sex with him because he wants too 100%
Nov 20 2011 3:23AM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
solid tread.
Nov 20 2011 3:45AM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
you sir are a gentleman and a scholar
Nov 20 2011 3:55AM
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ironic
Posts: 735 - Karma: 104

They need to know that guys like their space, some girls are way too clingy.

Nov 20 2011 3:57AM
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Kcin
Posts: 1845 - Karma: 58
Unless, of course this was the girl
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Nov 20 2011 4:01AM
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Kcin
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Nov 20 2011 4:08AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
If you see us looking at your tits, don't cover up. Just let up look. Or if you are wear a low cut shirt or tank top, don't put your hand over your tits. If you are so worried, wear a shirt that we can't see down.
Nov 20 2011 4:28AM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519
if you bend down and your bum crack shows a little, dont pull up your pants bend down more
Nov 20 2011 4:35AM
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GBS
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 33
If a guy sits next to you, give him a blowjob.
If a guy stares at you, give him sex.
If a guy talks to you, give him a 1 night stand...
Nov 20 2011 6:53AM
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skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
perfect.
Nov 20 2011 7:02AM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
If a guy talks to you when you're with friends give him anal.
Nov 20 2011 7:03AM
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
Threads, this shit is funnyyyyyyy
Nov 20 2011 8:08AM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
solid advice. now ladies, i believe thats your queue
Nov 20 2011 8:25AM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
ya common we need some pink names in this thread
Nov 20 2011 9:13AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51644 - Karma: 162,264
Make me a sandwich


/thread
Nov 20 2011 9:15AM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525
When a guy says he's gotta piss, offer your butt.
Nov 20 2011 9:39AM
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anashyo
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 353
hahahahahahahahahahyahahahah valuable life lessons, much appreciated.
Nov 20 2011 10:20AM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
I'll make sure to stock up on bacon wrapped bacon.
Nov 20 2011 10:47AM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
great lessons.

if a guy walks past you and glances at you, fuck him right then and there
Nov 20 2011 10:51AM
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Guard_Puma
Posts: 344 - Karma: 82
This thread confirms that chivalry, despite some doubts, is still alive and thriving.
Nov 20 2011 10:58AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Nov 20 2011 11:06AM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
greatest thread in the history of man. Thank you bro this is sooo true.
Nov 20 2011 11:28AM
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Dyar
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Nov 20 2011 11:29AM
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Strobe
Posts: 279 - Karma: 8
the things i'd do...
Nov 20 2011 11:34AM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
Whats wrong with maroon 5?
Nov 20 2011 11:35AM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
solid tread so far
Nov 20 2011 11:58AM
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J.DUKE
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 38
if you have to ask.....
Nov 20 2011 12:01PM
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Shredability
Posts: 2756 - Karma: 501
...


This generation suck
Nov 20 2011 12:16PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
first page. threads
Nov 20 2011 12:19PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
quality post is quality.
Nov 20 2011 12:36PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
threads for funny posts,
Nov 20 2011 12:41PM
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Colin.W
Posts: 592 - Karma: 155
threads for sure, OP is a genious
Nov 20 2011 12:50PM
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POW-WOW
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 46
During commercials of footballs games: blowjobs
During halftime: Hardcore sex.
During the game: Shut the fuck up.
Nov 20 2011 12:50PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6613 - Karma: 8,592
perfect !

if a guy says hi ,
let him pee in your butt.

if a guy says hello , let him defacate on your chest

if a guy doesnt say anything, make him a sandwich
Nov 20 2011 12:58PM
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tbayskier
Posts: 1137 - Karma: 1,640
real classy guys
Nov 20 2011 1:02PM
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Ziolent
Posts: 114 - Karma: 10
Hahaha, awesome. Enjoy your karma
Nov 20 2011 1:11PM
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alyssssssa
Posts: 90 - Karma: 83
so in conclusion give everyone blow jobs followed by a side of bacon.

Nov 20 2011 1:23PM
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JHendrix
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 48
I hope some of the comments on this thread are a joke...
Nov 20 2011 1:57PM
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quaive
Posts: 1055 - Karma: 99
I like your attitude.
Nov 20 2011 1:59PM
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caturdaze
Posts: 338 - Karma: 12
yes, you seem to be catching on
Nov 20 2011 2:00PM
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TTSwitchrider674
Posts: 179 - Karma: 26
fuck no, everyone on heres dead serious, like super seriious
Nov 20 2011 2:00PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
Chloroform.
Nov 20 2011 2:03PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
Just live life by the rule, no means yes and yes means anal!
Nov 20 2011 2:04PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254

threads

10/10

Nov 20 2011 2:10PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6613 - Karma: 8,592
get it straight you dumb cunts
Nov 20 2011 2:49PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
you dun' goofed
Nov 20 2011 2:51PM
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ORDEAL
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Op is a scholar
Nov 20 2011 2:53PM
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da435
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Nov 20 2011 3:06PM
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