Replying to Tips for Girls

I always see these super long lists of advice/tips for guys on how to get girls so here is mine for girls to get guys.

1. If a guy is staring at you and you are attractive he wants to have sex with you so just do it.

2. If you are at a bar and a guy offers to buy you a drink buy him one or ten instead and give him a blowjob.

3. If you are self conscious or nervous around a guy you like a great way to "break the ice" is to tell him you are really interested in Pokemon followed by a blowjob and/or sex.

4. Don't ever play Maroon 5 in front of a guy you like. Ever. And if he starts singing along light him on fire.

5. If you are dancing with a guy and he gets a boner and you can feel it the best way to deal with it is to give him a blowjob so it goes away and you can get back to dancing.

6. Buy us food. The more meat the better in general. For example, bacon wrapped bacon.

7. All the aforementioned tips work in every situation so employ your new found knowledge immediately.

You're welcome girls