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Women claims 3d porno made her pregnant

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RON-Burgundy
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how fucking stupid can you get ?
the guy belives her.
Nov 19 2011 2:55PM
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Bart.Man
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That article is waaaay fake
Nov 19 2011 2:57PM
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EthanJPAskier
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Manipulating slut. And no offence to that poor guy, but he's a fucking moron. /thread.
Nov 19 2011 2:58PM
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EthanJPAskier
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Also i will be incredibly amazed if this is somehow true
Nov 19 2011 2:58PM
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[evan]
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Yeah this.

Like, a movie, made you preggo, what!?
Nov 19 2011 2:59PM
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RON-Burgundy
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what I thought at first , but there is a pursuit against the producer of the film going on
Nov 19 2011 3:00PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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post the video, well see if it works
Nov 19 2011 3:09PM
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Kangbang
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It's so fake.

But if it's true, she probably got pregnant due to fucking some black guy.
Nov 19 2011 3:09PM
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Anathema
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ya think
Nov 19 2011 3:11PM
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jcc03skis
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This is a new excuse
Nov 19 2011 3:15PM
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EastCoast315
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lmfao... duh
//nominated
Nov 19 2011 3:16PM
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bo0b
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"what the fuck do you mean you didn't cheat on me, you had a black baby!"
"no no no, don't blame me, blame the movie producers of the 3-D porn, THAT'S what got me pregnant."
Nov 19 2011 3:19PM
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GnarshoSapian
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biologically impossible despite the fact that this is probably made up
Nov 19 2011 3:21PM
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skitheWest.
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wtf...
Nov 19 2011 3:22PM
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RON-Burgundy
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well , I see no reason not to believe it ,
3D movies are verry lifelike these days
Nov 19 2011 3:24PM
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theabortionator
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Still more believable than god making you preggo
Nov 19 2011 3:30PM
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Smuffy
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HAHAHAHAHA
Nov 19 2011 3:32PM
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POWDER.RANGER
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silly americans..
Nov 19 2011 3:33PM
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skifoo
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hahaha

This is by far the fakest thing ive ever heard.
Nov 19 2011 3:36PM
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arandomname
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HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS.

But, Kangbang, you're not very bright, are you?

Nov 19 2011 3:45PM
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RON-Burgundy
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haha
Nov 19 2011 3:56PM
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Wompuscat
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Imagine the slogan for that film, "So lifelike you'll get knocked up!"
Nov 19 2011 4:10PM
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POHTAYDO
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wha?
Nov 19 2011 4:13PM
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shorty_T
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"oh honey, I promise, the crabs are from the 3d porn too!"
Nov 19 2011 7:02PM
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ectreeskier11
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black goes to cinema, jacks off watching porn, gets some on the seat, chick sits on down, and voila. end of story.
Nov 19 2011 7:10PM
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Jonny7
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And I've seen quite a few photoshops in my time..
Nov 19 2011 7:16PM
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james6345789
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Seems legit to me
Nov 19 2011 7:34PM
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ganja_enthusiast
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yes i will be making my way to one if these are real

3d porno=3d orgasm?
Nov 19 2011 7:43PM
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dispatchQ_main
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AHAHAHAHAHAH
Nov 19 2011 8:00PM
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nipples-the-cat
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haha i love stupid people, but there is nooo way in hell someone can be that dumb to actually think that a movie knocked them up
Nov 19 2011 8:04PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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You are a fucking idiot.
Nov 19 2011 9:45PM
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FerrisBueller
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Nov 19 2011 9:50PM
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Puzzled
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Nov 19 2011 10:04PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Nov 19 2011 10:10PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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HAha
Nov 19 2011 10:13PM
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toominator
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'3d porno' is clearly a euphemism for 'totes got pounded by a black guy IRL'
Nov 19 2011 11:29PM
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Chupacabraj
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hahaha,  made me laugh really hard for some reason
Nov 19 2011 11:59PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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just found out this is from the onion
Nov 20 2011 12:57AM
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[Dawn
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lol
Nov 20 2011 1:01AM
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Davy.Crockett
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noo wayyy!!!
Nov 20 2011 2:16AM
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wait.what
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She's trying to not follow the nazi ways and blame a race for her problems... JEEZEUGUIS
Nov 20 2011 2:47AM
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rudager
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My bad?
Nov 20 2011 2:50AM
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tripnip
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I lol'd
Nov 20 2011 12:15PM
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act.resist
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or she has distant black family members...but probably not!
Nov 20 2011 12:16PM
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RON-Burgundy
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thank you sherlock
Nov 20 2011 3:16PM
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theabortionator
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I know the story is fake, but I hate how fucking racist everyone has to be on here.



What if the guy was white? Just because some trashy bitch is making crazy claims, doesn't mean the dude that fucked her has to be black.


FUCK RACISM

/rant
Nov 20 2011 4:25PM
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brocks
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... the baby is black
i know that can happen with white people... but seriously come on
Nov 20 2011 4:27PM
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-GL-
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HAHAHAH, i just geeked out at this and i'm a practicing catholic that was great
Nov 20 2011 4:29PM
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RON-Burgundy
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this , no one was racist in this thread.

we're only mentioning black people beacause the baby is black
Nov 20 2011 6:14PM
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theabortionator
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I just think it's a dick move to assume the race of somebody. I guess nobody was saying mean things about black people but it was just kind of shitty to assume shit you know?
Nov 20 2011 6:41PM
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.AR6rider.
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Damn it, that 3D hooker gave me AIDS.
Nov 20 2011 6:42PM
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