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Queef question

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Crazy Fool

i'm visiting my parents so im chilling here alone watching tv and i opened my girlfriend (first time ive owned a girlfriend) and there's a bunch of queef...would it smell/is it a good idea to try to bake something into it really quick? i know it's a stupid question but i just dont know

Nov 19 2011 2:41AM

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Crazy Fool

i have no idea what the fuck you just said but yes, the answer is yes

Nov 19 2011 2:44AM

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Loner

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/657817/

Nov 19 2011 2:45AM

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Crazy Fool

I didn't understand this at all. A 'queef' is when you a fucking a girl and when you push your dick in you trap some air and it gets pushed out and makes a farting sound. what the fuck planet are you on. learn to speak english.

Nov 19 2011 2:45AM

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Crazy Fool

lol

Nov 19 2011 2:46AM

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Loner

i think you're the idiot here

Nov 19 2011 2:47AM

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Crazy Fool

me idiot

Nov 19 2011 2:47AM

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Basement Dweller

Opening had me laughing like a hyena.

Nov 19 2011 2:48AM

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theabortionator

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Play Ball

meh

Nov 19 2011 2:51AM

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Insane

lol nice

Nov 19 2011 2:51AM

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Crazy Fool

jeez, i didnt even get it til a second read through and i wrote the thing...anyway, i smoked it all in case youre curious haha

Nov 19 2011 3:11AM

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Addict

shuld laughf ny d

Nov 19 2011 3:38AM

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Insane

Hawly bawls lawl that was clown sauce

Nov 19 2011 3:44AM

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Ridiculous

this thread is fucking awesome.

Nov 19 2011 3:45AM

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Loner

What just happened?

Nov 19 2011 4:58AM

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Insane

"opened my girlfriend and there's a bunch of queef" made me literally lol wut. I was laughing so hard but I had no clue what I was laughing at. Excellent.

Nov 19 2011 6:57AM

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Insane

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Nov 19 2011 7:42AM

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Insane

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/657817/

Nov 19 2011 10:11AM

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Post Whore

holy shit i thought you said qweef (sp?) and i was like wut....

Yes, the marijuana "queef".. get fucking balzed yo. And i always thought it was "keif".. haha

Nov 19 2011 10:19AM

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Wannabe

You are not to bright of a person.

Nov 19 2011 11:25AM

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Post Whore

too* bright of a person.

Nov 19 2011 11:51AM

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Post Whore

Oh shit I am stupid... Didn't see the other thread.

:/

Nov 19 2011 11:55AM

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Flying~Squirrel

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No Life

lololol

Nov 19 2011 11:56AM

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