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When I get stoned I pee sitting down.

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dinosaurfellatio
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I don't always pee stoned. But when I do, I prefer to sit down.
Nov 18 2011 10:48PM
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soulskier
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i hope you never have to piss a stone
Nov 18 2011 10:50PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
sometimes my legs just don't want to support me, so sitting is the only choice
Nov 18 2011 10:51PM
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hoodratz47
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related

Nov 18 2011 10:52PM
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GayWolf420
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Do you guys ever feel a poop coming on and you go to the bathroom, sit down and begin the pissing sequence of the dump only to realize it was a false alarm and you just took a piss sitting down?
Nov 18 2011 11:00PM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
So annoying
Nov 18 2011 11:08PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
then you wipe just in case and your like

"well that was a waste of my time"
Nov 18 2011 11:11PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
What about when you're standing up to pee and realize you have to poop? Do you pinch, sit down and finish, or finish then sit down?
Nov 18 2011 11:14PM
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Skiingsnow
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first world problems ftw. but yes that happens to me occasionally, i finish, then sit down
Nov 18 2011 11:17PM
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act.resist
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me too wait...wut
Nov 18 2011 11:24PM
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GayWolf420
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I stop mid-piss and take a dump. But its more frustrating when its a false alarm and you piss sitting down.
Nov 18 2011 11:34PM
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gotti
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guys these are real issues that we need to take real seriously.

i finish cuz ill drip if i squeeze
Nov 18 2011 11:38PM
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Ski_Alot
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my opinion of the matter at hand
Nov 18 2011 11:53PM
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ORDEAL
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this
Nov 18 2011 11:57PM
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Eric.S
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I like peeing standing regardless but especially when Im high because I always draw shit with my piss in the foam.
Nov 19 2011 12:01AM
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theabortionator
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Nov 19 2011 12:05AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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This thread is potato
Nov 19 2011 12:17AM
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Janky
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i read this as "i get stoned when i pee sitting down"
Nov 19 2011 12:18AM
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Anathema
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i dont know why, but i lost it. lol'd hard
Nov 19 2011 12:24AM
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jahmin44
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story of my life

Nov 19 2011 12:39AM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254
wait...you get stoned? How are you able to pee when there are hundreds of rocks being thrown at you?
Nov 19 2011 12:57AM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
Pissing sitting down is legit. I do that shit sober.
Nov 19 2011 12:57AM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
you should look into the wall lean
Nov 19 2011 2:11AM
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Panda-Please.
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Nov 19 2011 2:19AM
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iSmokeweed
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CLASSY
Nov 19 2011 3:01AM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
It's true, my friend did this and almost died for like 8 hours so I called whine one one but they didn't know when the whaaaaaaaambulance would be there:(
Nov 19 2011 3:47AM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
I get stoned when I pee sitting down
Nov 19 2011 3:48AM
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AngusM
Posts: 696 - Karma: 148
threads. this is rich.
Nov 19 2011 9:35AM
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macdonuts
Posts: 110 - Karma: 29
dude its just so much easier to sit and piss then stand and aim
Nov 19 2011 6:32PM
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FerrisBueller
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nice this.
Nov 19 2011 6:45PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37320 - Karma: 118,949
This.
Nov 20 2011 2:50AM
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iBLOWpowder9s
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when I'm high skiing I go to deep deep deep deep pow an just pull it out an pee
when I'm high in the pool I just pee
when I'm high else where I tend to open the stall door and just pee w/o looking an lead against something
when I'm not high an I just take empty bottles my roommate leaves on my side an pee in them, then close them and put them back on his desk. (he has yet to throw any of them out, I end up doing it out of disgust)
Nov 20 2011 6:36AM
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skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
when i wake up in the morning, i go bathroom, i sit down, put my head on a table, and then fall asleep.














Nov 20 2011 7:08AM
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Flyon
Posts: 295 - Karma: 331
Why stand when you can sit?
Nov 20 2011 10:44AM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Why poop when you can throw up?
Oct 14 2013 5:26PM
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CosmicBrownie
Posts: 199 - Karma: 1,177
cause you don't get the nutrients from the food if you throw it up
Oct 14 2013 9:59PM
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Spagett+
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Can't embed on mobile but this is very relevant: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GS1fxk22Rzc&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGS1fxk22Rzc
Oct 14 2013 10:04PM
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theabortionator
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Great bump. Solid posting so far today. Member of the year
Oct 14 2013 10:06PM
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Spagett+
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I wish that cool Members like you would like me But
They never do.
Oct 14 2013 10:10PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,474
Thats because you smell like farts
Oct 14 2013 10:16PM
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Spiri7o
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I like it when not stoned
Oct 14 2013 11:08PM
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theabortionator
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Oct 15 2013 4:05PM
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Huck_Norris
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No, my butthole's predictions are always 100% dead on. The worst I get is it just barking at the water instead of being an actual full poop but when it pulls the fire alarm, there is always a fucking fire haha
Oct 15 2013 5:19PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Its true. I might have totally filmed this video of you in the Magic bathroom the next morning after the pig roast.

Oct 15 2013 5:23PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Nice try, but I never poop out poutine, my body just keeps that shit forever. Yep, locked away for eternity- all mine.
Oct 15 2013 5:25PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
eh peeing out a kidney stone isn't the part that hurts, it just feels weird. its when it's actually stuck up in your gut area that it really fucking hurts. i'm talking like throw up some in-n-out into an empty pork rinds bag hurt. trust me, kidney stones ain't nothing to fuck with. PSA: drink water and don't eat a lot of almonds.

PEACE.
Oct 15 2013 5:36PM
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