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The McDan!

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Parks.
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ever heard of this? if your looking for a delicious fast food item after some skiing, look no further.

first some background on the McDan,

one day after skiing up at mammoth, my father, friend, and i were on our way back home. we decided to grab something from Mcdonald's. my friend and i got 4 mc-chickens and my dad got one big mac, knowing how hungry he always is we knew this wouldn't last him the 40 minute drive to bishop. my friend and i decided to create 2 new items from mcdonald's. we created the heart attack sandwich, which is using the mc-chickens as the buns and stuff fries and ketchup in between. it was "cholesterol clogtatsic". anywho we had a total of 8 buns so we decided to make my father a new sandwich. we took the excess buns and slapped them together to create what we refer as today, the McDan.
we coined the term, McDan, we thought it was fitting as such because my father is really stupid some times and so is wanting to eat buns. (lol).

Definition of: McDan:
two buns smeared in lettuce and mayo from mcdonalds.

so everbody ask for the mcdan next time and trust me....it is terrible.

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enjoy NS
Nov 18 2011 10:42PM
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wesley.
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hahhahahaha
Nov 18 2011 10:43PM
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Milksteak
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hahahahaahahahahahahaha
Nov 18 2011 10:45PM
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Anathema
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nothing will beat the mcgangbang
Nov 18 2011 10:45PM
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soulskier
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i dont think i'm a mcfan
Nov 18 2011 10:45PM
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Milksteak
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Ha!
Nov 18 2011 10:46PM
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Parks.
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made me lol
Nov 18 2011 10:46PM
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Shark.
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forever.
Nov 18 2011 10:47PM
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Parks.
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another stupid father story is

we were getting ready to ski up in mammoth and my friend, TStose, asked my father,"Dan, why are women like square roots?"
the correct answer is "if they are under 13, do them in your head"

my dad answered "3 x 5" which made me laugh so hard i wanted to blow my brains out.
no one in their right mind could think that was an acceptable answer. it didnt even make sense??
Nov 18 2011 10:53PM
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Parks.
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how do u make the McGangBang
Nov 18 2011 11:14PM
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Stose
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Does it come with a tampon?
Nov 18 2011 11:51PM
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nkmo.
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My sister-in-law frequently orders "cheeseburger, no meat".

WTF?
Nov 18 2011 11:59PM
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chiefbroseph
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big mac + chicken sandwhich = mcbitchen
Nov 19 2011 12:02AM
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Parks.
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lol.....only with the danny meal
Nov 19 2011 1:11AM
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gregorio
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I love a chicken and cheese, soooooo good.
Nov 19 2011 1:18AM
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Parks.
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That sounds interesting...
Nov 19 2011 10:41PM
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midget.
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hey its mammoth and first drop!
Nov 19 2011 11:23PM
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Parks.
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awwww shit...murder dan is in the house
Nov 20 2011 1:19AM
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Njens.
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you mean McTampon?
Nov 20 2011 2:52AM
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Big5hifty
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many have tried. all have failed.
Nov 20 2011 3:05AM
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Parks.
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How do u make it?
Nov 20 2011 1:08PM
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Big5hifty
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you take a mcdouble and split it in half, with a patty on each side. then you take a mcchicken and put the entire thing in between the burger patties, you put the two halves plus mcchiken together. then you consume.
Nov 22 2011 11:40PM
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CMullins
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hahah sick
Nov 22 2011 11:43PM
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Stose
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quality post.

18 today 1800 tomorrow. Future post whore

Nov 22 2011 11:46PM
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FLBP
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Mcgangbangs helped me survive living in the dorms.
Nov 22 2011 11:54PM
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skithesprings
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If you were a real man you would make a real McGangbang

two McDoubles and a McChicken.

remove the McDan from the McChicken and eat the McDan

then place the chicken patty between the two entire McDoubles.

it should go like this

bread
cheese
beef
cheese
beef
bread
chicken
bread
cheese
beef
cheese
beef
bread




Nov 23 2011 12:15AM
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northeast
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on saturday night a new invention was made, an expansion of sorts on the mcgangbang. after a long night of throwing down to some local hardcore bands and heated arguing with the fathers of teenage girls who were seeing all time low at the venue downstairs from where we are because we were throwing things at their children, the phrase "ain't nothin' like a good old fashioned dad fight" became the term of the night. during a stop at mcdonalds, i made a mcgangbang and in a testosterone and hardcore music filled stroke of genius, i put bacon and french fries in between the chicken and beef, and the "mcdadfight" was born. i can feel my arteries clogging just thinking about it, and it hurts so good.
Nov 23 2011 12:25AM
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Parks.
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nice
Nov 23 2011 7:22PM
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