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gotti
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Right around this time in fall, for some reason, every fucking girl feels like they have to wear the same ugly ass outfit.

This outfit is composed of a bland colored hoodie, black yoga pants, and uggs. Why is this?

Do they not know yoga pants highlight the minute amount of fat even the slimmest chick has and they look fucking stupid?

Sorry for the rant, I am just fucking pissed that every girls looks like a fatass couch potato in fall and doesn't know it.


/im done.


Nov 18 2011 5:05PM
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Deluge
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first of all yoga pants are hot as shit, and second of all you're an idiot
Nov 18 2011 5:07PM
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chicken
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nuff said
Nov 18 2011 5:07PM
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TheHamburglar
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so you like fish sticks?
Nov 18 2011 5:09PM
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Caspaaa
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so kanye, it has been told that you like fish stick, is that true?
Nov 18 2011 5:10PM
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.frenchy
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Yoga pants.... Are the fucking best invention ever.
Nov 18 2011 5:11PM
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*monsterskier*
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not every girl dresses like this. just saying
Nov 18 2011 5:12PM
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Deluge
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oh.. oh.. oh dammit
Nov 18 2011 5:12PM
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bangarangmules
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This. Buying them for my girlfriend for Christmas last year was my best idea yet.
Nov 18 2011 5:13PM
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northeast
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who gives a fuck? all girls have cooties anyway.
Nov 18 2011 5:13PM
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Anathema
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i love when it's a slightly overweight chick with a faux fur jacket, yoga pants, and uggs. looks so trashy.

but nothing is worse than those hipster dudes that wear pea coats with scarves bundling them up and some stupid fucking crocheted brimmed beanie
Nov 18 2011 5:14PM
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gotti
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90% of chicks don't look like that.


Nov 18 2011 5:15PM
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imajew
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10% is all i need.
Nov 18 2011 5:16PM
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Anathema
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forgot to throw in the ridiculously skinny jeans and chuck taylor converse hightops
Nov 18 2011 5:17PM
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Chubz.
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Op is gay as fucking aids for making this thread.
Nov 18 2011 5:19PM
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gnarshrelpt
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OP must be some sort of flaming homo
Nov 18 2011 5:35PM
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Bar_Down
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complaining about girls wearing yoga pants, thats the first step out of the closet
Nov 18 2011 5:37PM
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shorty_T
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Girls can't see the lumps in their butt or the VPL so you just need to warn them. Say "hey you, in the lumpy pants, put on some fucking jeans" if she doesn't punch you, then maybe you can get her number....

Or something like that...


Why do guys like to wear tshirts made by omar the tent maker?
Nov 18 2011 5:39PM
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Talacious[Tally]
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Oh I am perfectly aware that I look like a homeless bum all fall and winter because I wear sweat pants and large jackets and yoga pants galore. I am a firm believer in comfort over style. Beside it's not like I'm trying to impress anyone, especially when I'm in class so I'm gonna be damn comfy and warm and love it. I will agree on one thing with you, I HATE those Ugg(ly) boots.
Nov 18 2011 5:42PM
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array.
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i don't get it.
Nov 18 2011 5:42PM
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SterlingArcher
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giggity

Nov 18 2011 5:42PM
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act.resist
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Because some girls don't feel the need to impress anyone
Nov 18 2011 5:46PM
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ohmythugaim
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OP has a legit beef when it comes to Uggs + North face/similar puffy jacket. Uggs look like shit and make you look like shit, stop wearing them.
Nov 18 2011 5:46PM
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snowdon
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DON'T CARE.


I don't have uggs, but yoga pants and hoodies are comfortable as hell. I'll rock em and if you don't like it sir, you can fuck right off and not look at me.



Nov 18 2011 5:49PM
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gotti
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That may be hot, but this is definitely wayy better. Its all relative

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Nov 18 2011 5:52PM
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SterlingArcher
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official ns yoga pants quality assurance inspector

Nov 18 2011 5:53PM
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snowdon
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^Because everyone likes wearing shorts and tank tops around when it's 35 degrees
Nov 18 2011 5:54PM
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Talacious[Tally]
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Well some of us live where it's cold and snows.
Nov 18 2011 5:56PM
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gotti
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and most people pose in promiscuous positions in 35 degrees too
Nov 18 2011 5:58PM
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Ski_Alot
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Anyone else remember what happened to the last yoga pants thread...
Nov 18 2011 5:59PM
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Talacious[Tally]
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Aw you beat me to it by a few seconds
Nov 18 2011 6:00PM
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SterlingArcher
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relative?  your whole post was about chicks in winter wearing yoga pants.. not shorts.   HERP A DERP

YOU LIKE jelly rolls in jeans

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I LIKE epic thighs in yoga pants

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Nov 18 2011 6:00PM
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tj.hall
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Agree. I like that my girlfriend doesn't rock yoga pants except when it's just me and her..
Girls should have class. And a real woman doesn't need yoga pants to have a nice butt. Truth.
Nov 18 2011 6:01PM
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ohmythugaim
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holy fucking thighs.
Nov 18 2011 6:05PM
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gotti
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larger women look better in jeans than yoga pants

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plus what i am trying to get through your thick skulls is that i don't like yoga pants WITH a jacket and uggs. I do love hot girls stretching on the floor in skin tight pants.
Nov 18 2011 6:11PM
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shorty_T
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That is very annoying.... I see that more at the beach then I do in the mountains..... The jacket has to have fur on the collar though. That's how you know she's a ho.
Nov 18 2011 6:47PM
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SterlingArcher
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go on...

i have a pen and paper ready for notes

Nov 18 2011 6:49PM
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XtRemE11
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fucking ewwww those tree trunks just ruin the rest of her.

and i agree with OP, ive seen like maybe 3 chicks actually pull yoga pants off. when you can pull it off, its hot as fuck. but even if you just barely cant pull it off, it looks bad. and most chicks just look fat and trashy. especially with the uggs.
Nov 18 2011 6:54PM
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soulskier
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...they just wanna
Nov 18 2011 6:57PM
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Caleb.E
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/threadz
Nov 18 2011 7:01PM
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WestWoods
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I



LOVE






GIRLS.






(thisexcludingalluglybitches)
Nov 18 2011 7:03PM
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geteducated
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yoga pants are the push up bras for asses.
Nov 18 2011 7:29PM
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icon1234
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Lol did the OP just say he disliked yoga pants? you gay?
Nov 18 2011 8:04PM
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Kangbang
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OP, just shut the fuck up. You are a disgrace to man kind. If you do not like yoga pants than you should get a iphone 4s, ask siri where the closest bride is or cliff, and jump off of it.
Nov 18 2011 8:20PM
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