Anyone remeber Ad-Libs?

inb4 correction for "remember"

laughed so hard at "get that penis out of my buttole!"

the actual term is "Ad-Libs".. Mad Libs was a brand that made Ab-Lib booklets.

so... no

I have a 5 year olds sense of humor.

The Science Fair

According to Principal penis mc poop, the school science fair this year was "very educational." At the same time, Principal penis mc poop announced plans to quit the school system and become a professional sex machine. "It sounds like a safer job," the Principal said.

Several poopy projects were disqualified this year. The experiment on Animal Magnetism by vagina Mc Boobies was canceled before we could plug in her dik dik. The project by penis on Gravity's Effect on First Graders was canceled when the custodians wouldn't let him borrow a ladder. And the nuclear-powered penis built by scroty mc booger balls was taken away by the police, who said butt poop head will be back in school "any day now."

poopoohead won second prize with an experiment that asked, Can sexual tigers Learn Karate? (The answer was yes.) The sexual tigers tossed Principal penis mc poop over a boobies and left the science fair. Anyone who sees them should call the main office.

Boobies Mc Vagina won first prize with her TNT penis fruits. By planting seeds in gunpowder and watering them with nitroglycerin, she grew penis fruits that explode when you drop them. "What a dynamite idea," the Principal joked sexily. So far, nobody has figured out how the prize-winning penis fruits got into the salad served to the Principal at lunchtime. Just to be safe, though, the Vegetable Surprise has been taken off tomorrow's lunch menu.

you seem pretty unaware of what ad-libbing is and the fact that you're not right

heres mine

I just hate it when:

Mom serves Vagina for dinner.

My pet PENIS chews my Sex Machine.

Bitchy Mcdickinbutt gets mad at the class for being big black .

My best friend Ron Jeremy decides to butt fucking with somebody else.

I get Fucked for something I didn't do.

Dad makes me wear dildos to school.

My favorite TV show "Porn" gets canceled because the station has to broadcast a news conference.

People punching into my bedroom without knocking.

Hahah mad libs is the shit on road trips

also

I am qualified for this job because I'm fat. I got a college education at Parliament and I majored in puppies. I consider myself very fruity because I'm a boat. I'll be working to support my wife and our three vile pennies. I'm looking for a job that pays between 2 and 90123 dollars a year.

I have experience using fast sandwiches and a bat. I have a slow attitude that makes me good for fishing. I think these, among many other qualifications, make me the most stinky candidate for this job.

Sincerely,

Aaron

One day my dad came home and said there was going to be a big pet show in our town. "That's ENORMOUS!" I said. "I'm sure Shaggy will win." Shaggy is our pet three-toed sloth. She is really smart. She can do lots of tricks. She's very good at shaking butt cheeks and jumping through the internets. Her favorite food is dunkaroos. It's the only thing she'll eat.

On the day of the pet show, I got up early and washed Shaggy and tied her favorite Helmet around her neck. She looked fugly.

I couldn't believe all the pets at the show. On one side of us there was a big honey badger. On the other side was a Cambodian poodle. At that point the judges came by. We showed them howShaggy can balance a ice cream truck on her snatch. The judges were very impressed.

At the end of the day, the first prize went to a big sea urchin with Brown stripes. But Shaggy got a Magenta ribbon for being the most hilarious three-toed sloth at the show.

i lol'd

My Favorite Town

Let me tell you about my favorite place. It is called Dickville. Everyone there always dresses in Pink, and all the cars and the pigs are Pink, too.

Butthole Surfers came to do a concert in Dickville once, and the band liked it so much they never left. Now every sunday night, all the people who live in Dickville put on their moist, Pink condoms and walk their pigs to the town square. Then they sit on the grass, listen to Butthole Surfers play anal core music, and eat pussy.
No one has to go to school in Dickville unless they want to. Of course, everybody wants to because Mr. Conway Twitty and TANNER HALL are two of the teachers. Mr. Conway Twitty teaches Homonecrobeastiality and TANNER HALL teaches fapping.

One day Mr. Conway Twitty said to TANNER HALL, "Maybe we should take the students on a field trip." "That's a lewd idea, Mr. Conway Twitty," said TANNER HALL. "Let's take them to the most fun place we can think of." "But that would be Dickville," said Mr. Conway Twitty. "You're right!" TANNER HALL exclaimed. "Call off the field trip! We're already here!"

On average, people fear boobs more than they do boobs!

Banging your boob against a wall uses 69 calories an hour.

Mr. Big Dick Goodatsex's son invented vaginas.

In every episode of porn there is a vagina somewhere.

Many boobs only blink one eye at a time.

The ass was invented by a vag pounder.

A/An sexy girl can sex for 3 years.

Women SEX nearly twice as much as men.

hot girl comics were banned in vagina because he doesn't wear a clit.

The average vagina has 69 asses in it.

Driving a car can be fun if you follow this slutty advice:

• When approaching a restaurant on the right, always blow your dildo.
• Before making a bumpy turn, always stick your lube out of the window.
• Every 2000 miles, have your skis inspected and your underwear checked.
• When approaching a school, watch out for smooth Tom Wallisch's.
• Above all, drive very. The ticket you save may be your own!

only posted it because of the lunch part. the rest kinda sucks

It was a very lumpy day at school. First, I had to lick my locker. In homeroom class, we had a test on chips and John Cena got a perfect score. I forgot my homework for wall class, and the teacher was chrome! Next I had to infinitively write a report about purse, and it was so dildoey. I read it to the class and it made everybody rev. Lunch was the best part of the day, we ate asses withthrustable milk. In art class, Christopher Walken spilled the pens all over my new purse and it turned all stiff. Math class took forever, I just wanted to rape through it. I asked for a pass to go to thegatorade, and I saw Will Smith and Katy Perry kissing in the hall. My last class was band, and we played three new headphones. After school, I felt flat as I rode the bus home.

Ermahgherd.

Pet Show

One day my dad came home and said there was going to be a big pet show in our town. "That's red!" I said. "I'm sure fido will win." fido is our pet cock. She is really smart. She can do lots of tricks. She's very good at shaking penis and jumping through dicks. Her favorite food is sausages. It's the only thing she'll eat.

On the day of the pet show, I got up early and washed fido and tied her favorite leather around her neck. She looked big.

I couldn't believe all the pets at the show. On one side of us there was a big elephant. On the other side was a russian poodle. At that point the judges came by. We showed them how fido can balance a dick on her vajayjay. The judges were very impressed.

At the end of the day, the first prize went to a big dinosaur with rainbow stripes. But fido got a black ribbon for being the most square cock at the show.

I think mine got messed up but its still kinda funny

The doorbell rang. fuck and fuck raced to the door. There on the doorstep was an enormous, fuck box. What could be inside? They fuck fuck the box into the fuck. fuck fuck put her fuck close to the box. She thought she heard a voice whisper, "fuck!"

"Hurry. Open the box!" screamed fuck. To their amazement, fuck leaped out of the box and started singing "fuck". There was nothing else to do but sing along.

Here is your fortune for today:

• You will meet a handsome jihadist.
• squirmy things are coming your way.
• Be on the lookout for spermatozoon; it could mean disaster.
• Don't be afraid to Double penetrate; this may seem musty , but will pay off in the long run.
• Give a half chub to a friend; but try not to seem too rapey.
• Your romantic future looks meth-like; be sure to poop out your quantum mechanics before going out.
• Send a note or card to someone who is tubular to you.

Mad libs* you ding dong