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Nerd fraternity member asks taylor swift to his formal

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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
This kid shared his video asking taylor swift to his winter formal on Facebook, twitter, and everywhere else he could put it...luckily for him I deemed it worthy to post on the rape tunnel that is NS

Enjoy everybody, my gift to you to flame as much as you deem necessary



Nov 18 2011 2:50PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7478 - Karma: 35,989
seems like a nice guy
Nov 18 2011 2:54PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456

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Nov 18 2011 3:02PM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126
So sad.
Nov 18 2011 3:02PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
Nice guy A makes x+7 videos addressed to taylor swift asking her to his formal.
Now, given 5 > x > 15 and white people can't dance, is the amount of times he has fapped to her image greater than or equal to 6,000?
Nov 18 2011 3:04PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
is this becoming the cool thing for people to do? ive seen mila kunis, lindsey vonn, and now taylor swift all got ask to go to dances by nerdy little kids.
Nov 18 2011 3:04PM
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Strobe
Posts: 279 - Karma: 8
I'm coming up with an answer over 9000
Nov 18 2011 3:05PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
sad, yes.

has the dude got some balls. yes.
Nov 18 2011 3:06PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
"i have a theory. there are an infinite number of wonderful people living in our world..."

no, the amount of wonderful people in our world can only be less than or equal to the actual amount of people in our world. so you're looking at a maximum of about 7 billion wonderful people living in our world.
Nov 18 2011 3:08PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
your math is as good as mine, i assume you factored in the variable probability that he pre's his pantelones in your calculations so yeah, i think you're correct
Nov 18 2011 3:08PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
your momentum is wrong!
Nov 18 2011 3:16PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
rofl then i went and posted than on the youtube page. i love ripping into people.
Nov 18 2011 3:18PM
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Trace.
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 635
that's how I get laid
Nov 18 2011 3:22PM
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el_chupacabra
Posts: 639 - Karma: 14
this. it was maybe clever the first couple of times but now these people just look desperate and stupid

plus didn't taylor swift already go to prom with some random kid through some contest a few years back? it seemed like there was some mtv special on this or something
Nov 18 2011 3:22PM
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Tolz
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 27

We are all closet T-Swifty fans.

Don't lie.

Nov 18 2011 3:23PM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
this guy's chances of success are worse than a 10 year old boys chances of making it out of happy valley with a smile
Nov 18 2011 3:25PM
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Pussy_Sauce
Posts: 381 - Karma: 23
Are you talking to yourself?
Nov 18 2011 3:27PM
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Fucktown
Posts: 474 - Karma: 22

50k college education.

Learn what infinite means.

Nov 18 2011 3:38PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 467
5 is greater than x, and x is greater than 15?
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problem with that equation buddy?
Nov 18 2011 6:22PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
hahahahaa, shhhhhhhhhh
Nov 18 2011 6:23PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
LOL
Nov 18 2011 6:30PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
haha problem indeed. reverse those signs! 5<x<15


Nov 18 2011 7:47PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 467
Only the hipsters on this sight would know the value of x for the other equation; we probably haven't heard of it before
Nov 18 2011 10:53PM
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