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Childstar.
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 2,212
PIZZA IS NOT A FUCKING VEGETABLE...
THIS IS NOT FUCKING WALL-E
/EndRage
Nov 18 2011 1:51PM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
Dear other countries, you mad bro?

USA


its called United States



Its because we are United in awesomeness why? because we don't make threads talking shiiit





Nov 18 2011 3:23PM
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XtRemE11
Posts: 5680 - Karma: 246
people always hate the best..
Nov 18 2011 3:24PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37397 - Karma: 120,238
Absolutely right. Right now I'm chowing down A Big mac with a super large coke while eating a big bag of cheetos as I type this. I think later I'm gonna go watch some Fox News and get informed with reliable news. After that I think I'm gonna go get some burger king and watch some nascar.
Nov 18 2011 3:25PM
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dirty.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 69
HAHA so did first grade too apparently. haha are

ill just leave this here
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Nov 18 2011 3:26PM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
Wonder where that beer came from?
Nov 18 2011 3:26PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
from Molson-Coors, a Canadian company.
Nov 18 2011 3:27PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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but isn't in brewed in America???
Nov 18 2011 3:28PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
FUCK YEAH AMERICA BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! HERES A LIST OF SWEET THINGS THAT COME FROM THE RED WHITE AND BLUE:

hamburgers
pizza
good cars
good guns
tomatoes
democracy
batman
rocky mountains
coke-a-cola
tom wallisch
ice cream
cowboys
indians
nuclear weapons
rock and roll
harley davidson
LSD
airplanes
jonny cash
johnny rockets
old faithful
porn magazines
killed bin laden
killed hussein
defeated the nazis
quaker furniture
duct tape
Macintosh
tylenol


JUST TO NAME A FEW OF OUR FINER POINTS. SO ALL YOU FOREIGNERS CAN SUCK MY BLUE BALL, MY WHITE BALL, AND MY BIG RED DICK.
Nov 18 2011 3:28PM
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neutralzombie
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Nov 18 2011 3:29PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
i love you
Nov 18 2011 3:29PM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
Thanks for the answer? Cuz I was just wondering why Coors tastes like an uncleaned vagina.
Nov 18 2011 3:30PM
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GayWolf420
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Dear Canada,


At least both of our countries won wars together.


Love, America.
Nov 18 2011 3:30PM
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Pussy_Sauce
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Nov 18 2011 3:31PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Dear America, can we please kick this retard out?
Nov 18 2011 3:31PM
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.R-Lohin
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 117
Your an idiot Coors is merged with Molson they are both the same company basically...
Nov 18 2011 3:31PM
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.R-Lohin
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 117
So much win.
Nov 18 2011 3:33PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Dear stupid canadian,

That was the British.

Sincerely,

The People who won that war.
Nov 18 2011 3:33PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
cheese pizza does too count as a vegetable.   the sauce is good for you.  and any healthy toppings are a bonus
-Marcus the Canadian
Nov 18 2011 3:34PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
You know what's funny? When people try to call other people idiots, but don't even know how to differentiate between the words your and you're. Idiot.
Nov 18 2011 3:34PM
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.frenchy
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Fair enough, peace.
Nov 18 2011 3:35PM
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Anathema
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get fucked, america
Nov 18 2011 3:36PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
I just burst out laughing and had customers staring at me because of it. thank you
Nov 18 2011 3:37PM
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GayWolf420
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Why the hostility? I think Canada and America should join forces one day to become one gigantic superpower of a country who strikes down any fucking terrorist filled commie filled country that dares to fuck with us.
Nov 18 2011 3:37PM
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.R-Lohin
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 117
Pretty sure, that's why we switched from imperial to metric. Of course its British you dumb fuck, Canada was created from a Britian colony, they still had rule over us of goverment, and forgien policies, we adopted it the metric cause it makes more sense, muricah tried to switch to metric, but was obvs just too mentally slow to change... Also calling Canada stupid is pretty ignorant since our education standards are higher then the US :)
Nov 18 2011 3:37PM
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.R-Lohin
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Oops sorry forgot Newschoolers is just like English class. Ill keep that in mind.
Nov 18 2011 3:38PM
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dirty.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 69
cool.. i have Paint too. and would that make Mexico Americas cock or Canadas?
Nov 18 2011 3:38PM
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RubberSoul
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Ricky Bobby: You say you're French?
Jean Girard: Oui.
[sounds like 'We']
Ricky Bobby: We? No, we are not French. We're American, because you're in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet
Jean Girard: Well, what have you given the world apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster?
Ricky Bobby: Chinese food?
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chinese food.
Jean Girard: That's from China.
Ricky Bobby: Pizza.
Jean Girard: Italy...
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chimichanga.
Jean Girard: Mexico.
Nov 18 2011 3:39PM
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.R-Lohin
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 117
No, it can be the big shit that's coming out of your ass.
Nov 18 2011 3:40PM
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Aidan-G
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Can't we all just be happy that none of us are from Mexico?
Nov 18 2011 3:40PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
If your educational standards are higher, how the fuck did you end up so stupid?
Nov 18 2011 3:40PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
you know all this competition and whining still doesn't change the fact that americans consider keptchup and pizza vegetable services, which tomatoes are officially fruit ps... not to mention they do it in effect to rob children of actual nutrition to save money. /thread
Nov 18 2011 3:40PM
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Samsquanch
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Thank you canada for the maple syrup...But you should of shot Bieber a long time ago.
Nov 18 2011 3:41PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
nice, services.... SERVINGS. multitasking for the win
Nov 18 2011 3:41PM
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XtRemE11
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WOW education standards huh??
Nov 18 2011 3:42PM
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.R-Lohin
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Oh no I didn't care to deeply about how to use proper grammar for you're and your. That makes me so stupid, get you're shit straight if I cared about the internet so much I would have awesome grammar, but since your a picky redneck I guess ill have to. :( I see a lot of you guys spelling a lot alot. That makes you all stupid!
Nov 18 2011 3:43PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Dear angry Canadian,

I couldn't give two shits about your metric system. I was referring to the war. Any person with an average reading comprehension would understand that.

And I also couldn't give two shits about your education standards, we are home to some of the most recognized and respected universities in the world.

Sincerely,

Granite_State. A proud American.
Nov 18 2011 3:44PM
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GayWolf420
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Than, bro. Than. You sound worse than the scum that inhabits the south.
Nov 18 2011 3:44PM
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Cufe.
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Nov 18 2011 3:44PM
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.AR6rider.
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Hahahahaha keep digging that hole deeper.
Nov 18 2011 3:48PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Technically Alaska is on top of you. So I think AMerica is gang banging Canada???
Nov 18 2011 3:48PM
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.R-Lohin
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Haha your ignorance explains why your posts are higher then your karma.
Nov 18 2011 3:49PM
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Ski_the_east01
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best syrup in the world comes from VT....fact.
Nov 18 2011 3:50PM
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rareform
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Nov 18 2011 3:50PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Do you know what the definition of ignorance?
Nov 18 2011 3:51PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
No, the fact that I don't post pictures or videos in my profile, and I'm a dick to idiots like you in the forums is why my post count is higher than my precious internet karma.
Nov 18 2011 3:53PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
the inability to complete a sentence
Nov 18 2011 3:53PM
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XtRemE11
Posts: 5680 - Karma: 246
Our tons shitty inner city schools and hillbilly town schools make us look shitty. most areas actually have very legit schools if you are willing to work harder.

but really i could care less, i think education for the most part, is overrated. especially when its public education.

doesnt really matter anyway when you look at all the awesome shit we have done/made and all the amazing people to come from here since we became a country. nobody else can match us in that regard.
Nov 18 2011 3:53PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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Just to clear this up for everyone, canadians say "EHwt" like almost an e sound and americans say "OWt," like in owl, just speaking phonetically. That's the difference. Americans seem to notice it instantly and Canadians almost never do. I don't know where Americans got "oot" from, there's a difference but that's not it. It's a slightly varying accent, and actually a lot less so than the different accents that appear across the states.
Nov 18 2011 3:53PM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
Thanks to Anethema I've decided to suck up my pride, because frankly your all cool guys... Jabronis Mom is just talkin. If you think about it if we were fat we probably wouldnt be skiing, I dislike Obese people. But let us join together as men and think... why fightunknown.jpg



Thank you Anethema!
Nov 18 2011 3:55PM
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vandersteeze
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Lololololol oh my god yes
Nov 18 2011 3:55PM
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