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skivt802
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Sooo Im between a rock and a hard spot. Im 19 and my girlfriend is about to turn 17 and we live in Vermont. Just yesterday her parents read her texts which talked about us having sex (which is perfectly legal) and her parents are hard core catholics against pre-marital sex. her dads in the military and im pretty sure he may wanna break my legs, castrate, etc. My girl and I are going to sit down with her mom and make it clear it has always been mutual sex but does anyone have any advise as to what legal or civil problems may arise from my shit show? I dont need to be getting sued for something unexpected. Any future lawyers out there?

Thanks.
Nov 18 2011 1:02AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
just tell them it was something you were discussing, like responsible teenagers would do. leave it at that.
Nov 18 2011 1:04AM
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exile_ch
Posts: 715 - Karma: 609
Tell them you're Jesus.  Should ease up the tension.
Nov 18 2011 1:04AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Learn how to spell advice. They may respect, and even fear your advanced knowledge of English
Nov 18 2011 1:06AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
pee in her
Nov 18 2011 1:17AM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
my only advice is to avoid goatse-ing her. turns out girls dont like it.
Nov 18 2011 1:25AM
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Spaceberg
Posts: 394 - Karma: 12
butt
Nov 18 2011 1:29AM
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Spaceberg
Posts: 394 - Karma: 12
pee in her butt :( my bad


Nov 18 2011 1:30AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
mutual sex? is there such a thing as non mutual sex? do you mean consensual?
Nov 18 2011 1:33AM
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Abc567def
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masturbation? with a cucumber.... yes! masturbation with a cucumber!
Nov 18 2011 2:52AM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
Explain how you guys really like each other, and there was a night where things got out of hand. Explain that you just had intentions of macking on her and things just lead to other things. Play the innocent card, and act disappointed in yourself. EVEN THOUGH YOU LOVED THE PUSSSY! act as if you didn't.
Nov 18 2011 10:25AM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
at 16 in vermont she is legally allowed to fuck whom ever she wants. if her dad breaks your legs, then you can go to court. until then, just be a good kid, and you guys can play nice by going to confession(if they're proper catholics) and pretend you've learned the error of your ways.

or just. don't say anything about it. avoid the convo and etc. i dunno how you kids get into so much trouble.
Nov 18 2011 10:30AM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
I like the way you think.
Nov 18 2011 10:34AM
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neutralzombie
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this is the answer google gave me. so i don't see the problem.
Nov 18 2011 11:05AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
You are not thinking this through. It's hard to predict how I will be when my daughter is 16, but I'm sure I will still be over protective. If a kid came up to me and announced that he was having sex with my daughter, but it was OK because it was mutual, my defense would be justifiable homicide. Depending on what your GF's dad does in the military, your corpse may never be found. A lawsuit should be the least of your concerns.
Nov 18 2011 11:41AM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
hahaha. way to be encouraging.

but yea, i'd pack up, change your name, and run. might be the last chance you get...
Nov 18 2011 11:55AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
Tell her parents that their belief system is archaic at best and suppresses the natural human urge to start procreating at the age of thirteen and that their beliefs and other like them have put the evolution of human civilization behind thousands upon thousands of years behind where they should. Be don't apologize for having sex with their daughter. Apologize to your girlfriend that her parents don't respect her enough to let her personal business on her phone stay her personal business. Tell them that you are glad you acted upon your impulses to have sex with each other and that you plan on continuing a sexual relationship with the girl.
Nov 18 2011 12:00PM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
...thats when papa Rambo pulls out his knife and detaches that of the shaft from the roots know as the testicles.
Nov 18 2011 12:18PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
I hope you are joking. Otherwise, we will likely be seeing this in the near future:

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Nov 18 2011 12:51PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
That made me laugh pretty hard +k

But no I would never have the balls to say that to a girlfriend's parents whether her dad was in the military or not.

But that's what i'd be thinking.
Nov 18 2011 12:55PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
Haha. +K back atcha. Don't want to see you on a milk carton.
Nov 18 2011 2:18PM
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snowdon
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God this thread makes me so thankful that my parents aren't the snooping, text message reading type. Good luck op.
Nov 18 2011 5:31PM
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