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so i cut my hair...

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linemaverick540
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yea, it was way too long for school, it would like get in food when i was eating unless i was wearing my headband and my school is completly sexist so i wouldnt be able to wear my headband in school so i cut it. being the thrifty person i am, i didnt want to go to a pricey barbar so i cut it myself. i messed up and now i have a bowl cut... damn. but whatever, im cheap and lazy so its staying


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Aug 31 2004 12:52PM
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bitchassphatz
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lets see some pictures, before and after.


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Aug 31 2004 12:54PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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I'm never cutting it, unless it gets in the way of sex or good job (that'll probably never happen).
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Aug 31 2004 1:00PM
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linemaverick540
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before picture....


Mullet picture....


after picture....



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Aug 31 2004 1:02PM
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homestead
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not that bad of a job for doing it yourself

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Aug 31 2004 1:09PM
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bitchassphatz
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you should cut some more off the top. you cut it short, might as well have a new start! mop tops aren't in anymore i don't think. i used to always keep my hair moppy. then i realized, next time you grow it long it's gonna look all funky. but doesn't look bad man. better than the damn mullet.


[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]
I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack
Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack
Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy
Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity
I'm paying a good buck
So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck
When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is
Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
Aug 31 2004 1:09PM
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linemaverick540
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how do i cut hair on the top? hahado i just pull up a bunch and slice?


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Aug 31 2004 1:12PM
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bitchassphatz
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eh i'd have someone else do it for ya...great clips is $12......or jsut get the clippers you have for your dog and buzz that shit out....but you should definately drop the mop and start from scratch...jsut my opinion.......does any girl have advice here? i feel gay talking about hair.


[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]
I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack
Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack
Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy
Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity
I'm paying a good buck
So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck
When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is
Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
Aug 31 2004 1:18PM
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harsh..........
Aug 31 2004 1:22PM
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brody
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shave it off its eeasy to do it yourself
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Aug 31 2004 1:27PM
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LeBlanc
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^yeah



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Aug 31 2004 1:28PM
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linemaverick540
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why would i want to be bacld or have a buzz cut?



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Aug 31 2004 1:31PM
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poor@$$skibum
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can anyone say penis cut?


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Aug 31 2004 1:34PM
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poor@$$skibum
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sorry, i shouldnt criticize. i gave myself a crooked mowhawk about 5 or 6 years ago.


fat people should avoid buffets


Aug 31 2004 1:35PM
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Moses
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holy shit

Aug 31 2004 2:09PM
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freeze_pooter
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get in the sun yo
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Aug 31 2004 2:11PM
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jcm8
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thats knida weird how u took a picture of the miror


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Aug 31 2004 2:16PM
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P-JO
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My friend shaved my head with dog clippers so there was about 1/2 an inch of hair left. It turned out pretty damn good, try buzzing it though...




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Aug 31 2004 3:09PM
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Astomp
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dude you shoulda left it at a mullet.


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Aug 31 2004 3:19PM
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linemaverick540
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yea i was thinking about it but now i look like o doyle so its cool


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Aug 31 2004 3:23PM
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anti_bunk
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odoyle rooles
Aug 31 2004 3:43PM
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danbrown
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haha you do look like him




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Aug 31 2004 3:45PM
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jibberjason
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man you totally should have stayed with picture 2.
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Aug 31 2004 3:55PM
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trevorwoulddoit
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The mullet was sick.



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Aug 31 2004 3:55PM
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SkiUnit03
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yeah man, mullets are cool, and just get your mom or dad to cut the top and you will look less dorky (no offence). because its alot easier for them to cut it than you, being a different head and all





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Aug 31 2004 4:18PM
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uuhno
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holy shit that mullet was awsome. you looked like the trashiet person ever, sweet




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Aug 31 2004 4:49PM
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DynastarriderGP
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Matt that is the funniest thing ever holy crap. you should have gone with a mowhawk though.



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Aug 31 2004 4:56PM
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KingShit
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Definetly should of stayed with the mullet...



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Aug 31 2004 5:54PM
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linemaverick540
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maybe i will go witht the mohawk... ill see if i can get it up tonight... no pun intended


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Aug 31 2004 5:59PM
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Durtschi
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you look like that harry potter firecrotch kid



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Aug 31 2004 6:10PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahahah i love your mullet....you should just buzz the shit outta it


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Aug 31 2004 6:12PM
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Schoening
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you shoulda just kept the mullet. haha your a fucking firecrotch




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Aug 31 2004 6:34PM
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bigdoubler125805y
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i'm rockin the mullet right now, the ladies love it

Aug 31 2004 6:36PM
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linemaverick540
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^^ and your fucking original


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Aug 31 2004 6:43PM
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freeze_pooter
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in the second pic u remind me of that kid from salute your shorts
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Aug 31 2004 6:43PM
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Sdot
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Lop the mop. Make it shorter.

I cut my own hair... I'm sick of paying for haircuts that turn out like shit because it's a bunch of old Asian hags who can't speak English and just do their own thing instead of what you ask for. I cut mine a week or two ago, and it's the best looking haircut I've ever had.


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Aug 31 2004 6:47PM
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12ParkRat60
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save everything then maybe you wont look like a fag
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Aug 31 2004 7:16PM
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b-ladd
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i used to have long hair, but then my mom made me cut it cuz i was too lazy to take care of it and dreadlocks started to form in the back. i hate my hair now. it wont do anything i want it to do.
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Aug 31 2004 7:29PM
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skierbabe420
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bigdoubler...ladies DO NOT dig mullets, mullets are freaking gross! ewww... yeah i just thought i'd clarify





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Aug 31 2004 7:33PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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no dude im a lady and i love the mullet


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Aug 31 2004 7:43PM
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12ParkRat60
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then u must be ugly
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Aug 31 2004 7:56PM
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Jaskittin
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Penis head for life right? Just keep it like that. Actually, I have a better idea, grow it out again, and cut it into the Bowllet. Half Bowl, half mullet. Penis up front, mullet in the back. Bowllet is the Elcamino of hair. Buiseness up front, party in the back.






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Aug 31 2004 9:29PM
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asac
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smile. you look like a kid who's trying to be all serious and cool.





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Aug 31 2004 9:36PM
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Jaskittin
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^ he didn't post that pic for your sexual pleasures, just to show us his hair.






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Aug 31 2004 9:52PM
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linemaverick540
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if you knew me youd know i never smile, not that im upset or whatever, i just dont smile much, when i do it looks forced and awkward


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Aug 31 2004 9:56PM
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Bangor
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yeah, cut it short. my $0.02
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Aug 31 2004 10:19PM
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freeze_pooter
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KLD that was hilllllllllllllllllllllllarious
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Aug 31 2004 10:22PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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your hilarious kld...best advice ive ever seen


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Sep 1 2004 8:42AM
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^freeze_pooter, hooray for BOBBY BUDNIK!!!!!








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