How i got icy hot. on my dick.

I just wanted to tell a funny story to some of you.

my friends laughed while I was in agonizing pain for a few hours. here is how it went down.

so I was hooking up with the girl at my school, I went to her house to watch a movie while her parents were out of town. I kinda forgot that I hooked up with her friend the week before at a party and both the bitches were trying to get at me.

I didn't know.

so I was chilling on her couch having a few beers when she started kissing my neck, I was pretty happy. my mojo was still working. so she started grabbing me up and then she was like wait, let me go to the bathroom.

so I am just sitting there, probably seventy percent chub when she comes back and I was just in the mental stage where I kept saying to myself, let us get it on! My ski motto popped into my head,

" GO BALLS DEEP, BRO."

it felt a little cold at first and I was like meh. whatever. I was like hey, I need to go to the Skyrim premiere, so I got a ride and my manly parts were aflame with the devils fire it felt like.

a few bowls at the friends with a few more drinks and I hardly noticed it, I think that Skyrim helped a little bit too.