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Steezles Deezles and Weezles Hombres. Surprisingly enough, our faithful Commander in Chief, Ryan Formica, outdid himself yet again by comin’ at us with this years’ “IUP Rum Ham Rail Jam!” It’s the best BRO-am event of the year where yall BROsephs forget what all your BROfessors, do some Linsey BROhan ;), and come on out to BRO-Out with the big time ballers of IUP.
DA MAIN DEETS: Now I know yinz tricks, skally-wags, mark-ass marks, punk trickstas, skip-skap-skalliwags, hee-hahs and hooli-hoos are thinking when at, where at, why at, what at, and how at is this whole event goin down. Well it will be held on December 10th 2011 out in front of Wallwork (the circle by the POD Store), with a starting time of 1 pm, ON DA DOT. There will be two divisions runnin in this, SKIERS AND SNOWBOARDERS and is open to anyone, don’t matter what school you rep, you just have to be 18 years or older. So if you some jail-bait or some young pimp who THINK he got game, just turn around and go back to Chuck E Cheese.
Each division will go through a series of heats, you gotta come with fire and be prepared to shred some serious gnar, and in the end there will be crowned a 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winner in each of the divisions. The 1st place winners in each of da divisions will be walking away with a BRAND NEW snowboard/ skis. The 2nd and 3rd place prizes have yet to be announced but just know that they will be off the hook. There will be a silent auction to win a date with the myth/ legend RAPTOR, it will be open to any man/woman. The biggest prize/ steeziest prize in the event will be the prized RUM HAM. It will be given to the baller who bangs out the best trick in the competition
IS THIS A GOOD CAUSE CUZ YALL SOUND SKETCHY? The real winners of the competition will be our friends at the Indiana Humane Society. At the event we encourage everyone to bring dry dog food, cleaning supplies, cat litter, ect. (mainly anything you feel will be useful to the workers and animals at the humane society).
REST OF THE WERD DEETS: Last year it was a lil softcore ish because we didn’t have any music, but this year DJ Energy will be meltin our faces off with some dope jams. This year as well we have A LOT of sponsors: Vitaminwater, Pepper Eyewear, Banchi Outdoor Adventures, Always Board Shop, Trailz End, Willi Ski and Boardshop. If none of this caught your attention then you must be blind n not be able to read this, or you are just a big ol’ Debbie downer brah
******due to time constraints you must email us if you plan to ride, invitations come at a first come first serve basis, so email us soon! Shoot us an email at iuprailjam@gmail.com ***************
(Any copy or re-telestration of this event is strictly prohibited without the written consent of RIDE IUP. You will be caught and you will be forced to watch 8 hours of the Big Bang Theory. You’ve been warned)
DA MAIN DEETS: Now I know yinz tricks, skally-wags, mark-ass marks, punk trickstas, skip-skap-skalliwags, hee-hahs and hooli-hoos are thinking when at, where at, why at, what at, and how at is this whole event goin down. Well it will be held on December 10th 2011 out in front of Wallwork (the circle by the POD Store), with a starting time of 1 pm, ON DA DOT. There will be two divisions runnin in this, SKIERS AND SNOWBOARDERS and is open to anyone, don’t matter what school you rep, you just have to be 18 years or older. So if you some jail-bait or some young pimp who THINK he got game, just turn around and go back to Chuck E Cheese.
Each division will go through a series of heats, you gotta come with fire and be prepared to shred some serious gnar, and in the end there will be crowned a 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winner in each of the divisions. The 1st place winners in each of da divisions will be walking away with a BRAND NEW snowboard/ skis. The 2nd and 3rd place prizes have yet to be announced but just know that they will be off the hook. There will be a silent auction to win a date with the myth/ legend RAPTOR, it will be open to any man/woman. The biggest prize/ steeziest prize in the event will be the prized RUM HAM. It will be given to the baller who bangs out the best trick in the competition
IS THIS A GOOD CAUSE CUZ YALL SOUND SKETCHY? The real winners of the competition will be our friends at the Indiana Humane Society. At the event we encourage everyone to bring dry dog food, cleaning supplies, cat litter, ect. (mainly anything you feel will be useful to the workers and animals at the humane society).
REST OF THE WERD DEETS: Last year it was a lil softcore ish because we didn’t have any music, but this year DJ Energy will be meltin our faces off with some dope jams. This year as well we have A LOT of sponsors: Vitaminwater, Pepper Eyewear, Banchi Outdoor Adventures, Always Board Shop, Trailz End, Willi Ski and Boardshop. If none of this caught your attention then you must be blind n not be able to read this, or you are just a big ol’ Debbie downer brah
******due to time constraints you must email us if you plan to ride, invitations come at a first come first serve basis, so email us soon! Shoot us an email at iuprailjam@gmail.com ***************
(Any copy or re-telestration of this event is strictly prohibited without the written consent of RIDE IUP. You will be caught and you will be forced to watch 8 hours of the Big Bang Theory. You’ve been warned)