OK guys here goes nothing... you know what you signed up for.
BUMPS=+K
HATE=+K(I LOVE HATERS)
prices are OBO and very negotiable except for the jiberish.
PRICES DO NOT INCLUDE SHIPPING
trades for:
EG2's
money
pussy
more money
and SWAG are accepted
OK! FIRST UP BECAUSE I KNOW YOU LIKE EMULATING SNOWBOARDERS IS A JACKET
IT IS AN XL BONFIRE BAKER JACKET, GREAT CONDITION WITHOUT RIPS, PINSTRIPE BECAUSE ITS GANGSTER LIKE THAT. ITS FUCKING OG, NOT LIKE THAT SALOMON SHIT.
$60
DONT STOP NOW! HERE ARE SOME MURKED OUT MARKER PANTS, SIZE M, AND FITTED FOR NORMAL PEOPLE.
THEY ARE GORE TEX HOWEVER AND ARE EXTREMELY WATERPROOF, VERY GOOD SKI PANTS.
$40
NEXT UP, I KNOW YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.
9.9/10 CONDITION JIBERISH. INCASE YOUVE BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK FOR THE PAST YEAR, JIBERISH IS THE CATS MEOW AND IS WORN BY ALL OF THE BEST PROS INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO KOBE BRYANT AND TAMMY WALRUS.
XXL CHAMBREEZEY SLATE.
$85
IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING, THE LENGTH IS 32 INCHES
FOR ALL YOU TREW LOVERS, HERE IS A NICE HAT WITH A CUTE LITTLE POM-POM THAT WILL DRAW THE BITCHES, AND IF YOURE A GIRL, YOU KNOW THAT IT WORKS.
$20
HERE IT IS ON A DISCO BALL, BECAUSE NOTHING HAS AS MUCH SWAG AS A DISCO BALL, WELL, EXCEPT ME
HERE ARE SOME SKI MOVIES FOR ALL OF YOU TRENDWHORES
PM ME FOR PRICE
WHATS THIS? XBOX GAMES? WHAT MANNER OF GYPSY MAGIC IS THAT!??!
PRICES AS ARE FOLLOWS.
TOP ROW: $20 (2 FOR $30)
MIDDLE ROW:15 DOLLARS (2 FOR $25)
BOTTOM ROW: 5 DOLLARS (3 FOR $10)
HEY LOOK! ITS THE END, BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE, THE FIRST PEOPLE WHO ORDER STUFF GET FREE SHIT. BULA NECKTUBES, BLASTOISE SENCILED GOGGLE WIPE(MADE BY YOURS "SWAG" TRULY), STICKERS, AND SKI FILMS!