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babysteeze84
Posts: 720 - Karma: 285
I just made a tuna casserole and while taking it out, burnt the shit out of the inside of my wrist. I was grabbing for the casserole inside the oven without pulling out the rack first. Total cooking noob move. How has anyone else been a noob lately while waiting for the snow to fall?
Nov 14 2011 10:50PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
pics of you and said casserole are needed to confirm.
Nov 14 2011 10:51PM
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JHendrix
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Click for larger image ^>^ havn't done anything lately :(
Nov 14 2011 10:51PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
Burnt my chode off trying to speed jerk it. Broke my soft to off record by 2 mins tho so its a bittersweet victory.
Nov 14 2011 10:54PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I was frying up some chimmychangas (mother fucking spell check) chimichangas? I like it the first way better... So i was cooking som chimmychangas and as i was frying those mother fuckers up the boiling ass vegetable oil exploded and a fat gob of molten frying oil landed on my wrist and burnt the shit out of the inside of my right wrist. Not neccesarily rookie move but we got injured cooking in what seems to be the same area within two days of each other. Which is kinda cool. blood brothers. or if youre a girl lets bone.
Nov 14 2011 11:00PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Accidentally grabbed a pan with a frozen pizza fresh out of the oven when I was cutting it the other day. Adding insult to injury, the pizza was burnt anyway
Nov 14 2011 11:04PM
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babysteeze84
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My wrist and the casserole I made.
Nov 14 2011 11:07PM
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PJS.
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I was totally joking. but it is nice to sometimes have photo proof.
Nov 14 2011 11:08PM
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iSmokeweed
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what about your breasts? are they doing alright. i might need a picture for evidence.
Nov 14 2011 11:09PM
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babysteeze84
Posts: 720 - Karma: 285
I'm all about the photographic evidence. Pics or it didn't happen. Although I seriously don't want a photo of that guy's burnt chode. I'll take his word for it.
Nov 14 2011 11:10PM
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POW-WOW
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hmmmm. Somethings missing...
Nov 14 2011 11:10PM
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Radio
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that is awesome. can i have permission for sig

Nov 14 2011 11:21PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
permission granted. And Ill get pics up ASAP!!
Nov 14 2011 11:44PM
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ski-or-die
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i did something like that 6 years ago and still have a scar
Nov 14 2011 11:47PM
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SkierPT
Posts: 2205 - Karma: 4,857
Bit into some pizza with molten cheese. This molten cheese left a blister on the roof of my mouth. I was so scared!! Healed a week ago
Nov 15 2011 12:01AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
Boobs?
Nov 15 2011 12:03AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
absolutely inserting this into daily conversation somehow.


pun intended.








penis.
Nov 15 2011 12:10AM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
So im cookin up some meth, accidentally poured some of my kitty litter into my detergent chemicals... blew up my whole garage. newb mistake
Nov 15 2011 12:17AM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
I never bring the rack closer. I just go all in and risk it!
Nov 15 2011 12:23AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
dont ever use a scoop that you had previously been using for dishwasher detergent in a bucket of granulated pool chlorine. you will have an explosion of white flames in your face, like i so cleverly discovered a couple months ago..
Nov 15 2011 12:23AM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
I just wanna get my biitch hooked on meth so her teeth will fall out and she can give the best dick suck in all the land, but instead im just out a garage.
Nov 15 2011 12:25AM
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LDV
Posts: 516 - Karma: 25
Left the cardboard underneath the Delisso pizza while I cooked it. The crust was a sexy golden brown and the cheese was heavenly and I pulled the pizza off and discovered my fuck up. Needless to say I was pissed and that was a messy pizza.
Nov 15 2011 1:31AM
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B.Aussie
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What were you scooping that ended up in flames?
Nov 15 2011 8:11AM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
change thread to best tuna noodle casserole recipe. ill start. 1 back no yolks 2 small cans albacore white in water, one can penn mushrooms, one large can one small of cambells cream o mushroom. lando lakes sliced american cheese from the deli. salt and pepper chips crushed. cook noodles aldente, mix noodles tuna mushrooms and cream o mushy in a casserole dish.  bake in preheated oven for 20 min remove add cheese slices and then crushed chips return to oven for 5 or until cheese is bubbly and chippies are crispy.
Nov 15 2011 9:15AM
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ORDEAL
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I hate when that happens

but with digiornos
Nov 15 2011 9:19AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,806
Yep, I was taking my baked potatoes out of the oven, and it burned me right through my pot holder, and instead of losing my potatoes to the floor, I used my non-pot holdered hand to leverage them up onto the counter. A whole 5 seconds of action and quick thinking. Both of my hands have burns, but the potatoes were ooohhhh sooooo gooooood.
Nov 15 2011 9:50AM
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Milksteak
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Haha I've totally done that before.
Nov 15 2011 10:22AM
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Static
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that's what you get for making tuna casserole
Nov 15 2011 10:59AM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542
Even in the kitchen...
Nov 15 2011 11:01AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
dishwasher detergent. i didn't wash the scoop, a few days later, used the same scoop in a bucket of chlorine.

apparently soap + chlorine = explosions
Nov 15 2011 6:10PM
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firstdropkid
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who scoops dish detergent? you sound like a tool
Nov 15 2011 6:13PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
DUDE COSCO FUCKING BOXES MAN. i have an exclusive membership there. i get all sorts of great products at an affordable price. maybe i'll talk to someone and see if i can work something out for you...
Nov 15 2011 6:22PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,658
He's a baller on a budget, ya can't hate on that
Nov 15 2011 6:35PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Fuck you. I wasn't expecting a laugh and my mouth was closed so I laughed out my nose, blowing snot on my lips.
Nov 15 2011 6:46PM
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babysteeze84
Posts: 720 - Karma: 285
HAHA - touche...
Nov 15 2011 8:26PM
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.Max.
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 701
I was putting a chocolate cake in the oven with a friend standing next to me. I had a somewhat wide arm stance and slid my elbows onto both sides of the 400 degree oven. I frantically proceeded to toss the cake/pan in the air where it spun and flipped until it ever so perfectly landed atop the friends head. It was hilarious.
Nov 15 2011 8:45PM
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