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A Tree Jizzed on my Car...
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anyone know an easy way to get sap off of a car while youre washing it?
'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!
'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
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your fucked, bye bye paint job
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you can build a thousand bridges, but you suck one dick and your known as a cocksucker.. not a bridge builder.
apE
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my bros new wrx got sap on it and it is ruined
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wow, its not like i plan on putting a fucking brillo pad to my car or anything. i know it comes off, but i also know theres an easy way to getit off. but what that easy way is...i dont know.
'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!
'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
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i park my car under pine trees
...i use gas, its works really well, but be sure to wash off all the gas when you're done
meep meep i come from planet zardar and i love big black cock - Lateralis
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heres what you do... get a blow dryer on it... heat it up so its sticky again then wash it off.
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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.
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i know it does. i do it with stuff that comes off when stickers have been on a car a long time.
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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.
**NWFT**
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i heard a big slab of bologna works
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yeah it really does, but its best if you plaster the whole car in it.
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wow...a tree jizzed on irish's car...is this a metaphor?
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I know it's a bit early this year, but every year somebody starts a thread about their goals for the season (that have to do with skiing, not fucking a cheerleader) and you know the rest.
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real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns
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JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF
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buy some 'goo-gone' it works magic. If you can't find that stuff, use WD40, that works too...
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thanks ^ haha, i just washed it and it came off hella fast. and you guys are fucking hilarious with the bologna! i mean, holy crap! ive never heard about that before!!!! omg you guys are funny. *sarcasm meter @ a full 10*
'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!
'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
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use your fingers to mold the sap into a cock and then fuck it off.
tinkpigers
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use Windex, let it soak on it then scrub it off. it's safe for the paint.
Jesus said, 'Lucky is the lion that the human will eat, so the lion
becomes human. And foul is the human that the lion will eat, and
the lion still will become a human.'
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a razor blade worked for us. obvkiously u put it at an angle and u dont take off the paint
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''wow...a tree jizzed on irish's car...is this a metaphor?''
Hate to do this, but that was just funny.
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i take it they haven't invented tree condoms yet. maybe you were working the trunk too much
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mayonaise takes sap and gum off of everything, i get it on my trampoline all the time and it comes off so easily, just try it.
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goo gone takes off the shiny finish and let's it start rusting.
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I find steel wool to be quite effective
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use bolonge
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you hafta piss on it.........
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dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider
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apparently she found the solution about 10 posts ago.
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i heard only human jizz can take it off...so with your help, I can help you get the sap off your car.
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ill jizz on your car, and face, and other places
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goo gone is a piece of shit, it couldnt take this stupid sticker off my car.
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wow..this must be a good day for me..ive had two posts where people think what I said was funny...thanks JD...wow
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I know it's a bit early this year, but every year somebody starts a thread about their goals for the season (that have to do with skiing, not fucking a cheerleader) and you know the rest.
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real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns
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JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF
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Hahaha. Mayo. Reminds me of the Pulp Fiction episode of the simpsons. 'Whatever you do, don't try to get it out with a bone.'
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a gallon of concentrated sulfuric acid will work.
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you gotta jizz back on it
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mommys way worked, i just tried it.
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go to a body shop and they'll hook you up with some mad cleaning shit
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goo gone, or this crazy soap called Lava, that's what we have for when we put the christmas tree in the house..haha
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my mom has like 15 prada bags........ ATLANTASKI
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lava? that stuff has pumice in it...might scratch a little bit dont you think?
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hey man usd WD-40 trust me i live with treess everywhere and get sap on my car all the time it comes of good this way and wont damage paint
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where is irish drink i just noticed i havent seen her post for a long time.
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you hire me to drive over,take my shirt off and scrub it like no tomorrow.. you know my number
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Illl bet GOO BE GONE would work real well!!! HAHAHA
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Shut up josh
on the first day of school i wok eup late at my friends house so i was hurrying really fast to get ready and i ran into her bedroom and i tripped over the wheeel on her bed frame and flew forward landing face first into a pile of her dirty thongs-Public_Enenmy0255
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Just park away from trees.
The extra walk is worth the not having to clean it.
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jd where have u been?
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Im guessin my pitch for tree condoms wasnt enough
on the first day of school i wok eup late at my friends house so i was hurrying really fast to get ready and i ran into her bedroom and i tripped over the wheeel on her bed frame and flew forward landing face first into a pile of her dirty thongs-Public_Enenmy0255
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