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Disgusting sexual experiences

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JakeAssBeatClap
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Up until two nights ago I have really never had anything utterly disgusting happen to me while having sex. I mean when I was a senior in high school my girlfriend and I misjudged the end of her period and we had some blood come out while we had sex. Which was fucking disgusting but that's my girlfriend and uncontrollable. Saturday night after a party I was hooking up with this girl all night and told her I would take her home to avoid having her crash in my place and so I wouldn't stay at hers but I could get a nut and dip-a-roonie. So we get to her place and she starts making out with me and she says we can't have sex in there my friend is in my room tonight can we go to the back seat and I was like yeah perfect let's fuck an I can get back home. I finger her a little and start noticing a funny smell in the air. We keep going and I strap up and we get at it. Right as I slid it in I could really start smelling this fucking disgusting scent. She was in top so I sit up an pull her close so I could sneakily smell my finger before I could even get it to my nose I smelt dead fish. Like rotten ass funkadelic dead sea bass covered in salmon eggs. Needless to say from sex Ed classes you probably shouldn't stick your penis in a vagina smelling ripe of dead ass fish. At worst there's an infectious disease in there at best its just fucking dirtyyyyy. Needless to say I almost instantaneously got soft. I almost puked I moved back an she said is everything ok did you cum that fast? And I said no.... No I didn't nut i think you should leave. So she got off me and immediately the smell like ecscaped out of her vagina and enveloped the car. No exaggeration it enveloped it. I started gagging because nasty smells make me gag really easily and she knew exacty what was happening because I know she can fucking smell it to she leaves super fast like doesn't even put her shoes on or panties on just pulls down her skirt and dips. I was like I'm sorry I really am get the fishy condom off put my pants on and just leave. I go home vomit then shower for about 45 minutes. I have never been so disgusted in my life. I have been with my share of girls and my share of full on just sluts but never have I came across a vagina as thoroughly stinky as that. Worst part is she left her school Id In my car so I had to take that back to her like ten minutes ago. She couldn't look me in the eye I felt so bad but then again I didn't. This is a cool story bro. I know but I had to share it somewhere. Any body have any disgusting ass sex stories to make me feel like I'm not alone hahaha
Nov 14 2011 1:33AM
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idskithat
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hahahahah
Nov 15 2011 8:11PM
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TheDude
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hahha
Nov 15 2011 8:16PM
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holy.shep
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fuck, another great thread that will soon be deleted due to the fish sex link
Nov 15 2011 8:20PM
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bigmike2
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hahahaha

Nov 15 2011 8:24PM
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Zimmerman
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yeah that was fucked
Nov 15 2011 8:34PM
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KANGAROOJACK
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one of the worst by far.
Nov 15 2011 8:45PM
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armadaski44
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA. im fucking crying im laughing so hard. this is phenomenal
Nov 15 2011 8:45PM
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Skiingsnow
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i thought that was a joke link so i clicked it.. LOLWUTWTF
Nov 15 2011 8:48PM
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armadaski44
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i fucking love this thread.
Nov 15 2011 8:49PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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i feel like shadynasty's really been going off the deep end lately
Nov 15 2011 9:06PM
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Ski_ThEast
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each day i read this thread it gets better
Nov 15 2011 9:34PM
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Zimmerman
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.
Nov 15 2011 9:36PM
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EastCoast315
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ahhhhh weirdest boner
Nov 15 2011 9:52PM
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WD-40
Posts: 152 - Karma: 10
threads for sure....some sick shit
Nov 15 2011 10:03PM
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rednecknation
Posts: 548 - Karma: 63
just give up haha
Nov 15 2011 10:04PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
this thread is unreal
Nov 15 2011 10:04PM
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e.wait
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threads for when i have time to post a story
Nov 15 2011 10:17PM
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CatDaddy
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quality thread
Nov 15 2011 10:48PM
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WestWoods
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the other day, I went to a party and this girl gave me a brand new dildo she wanted me to use,This dildo let me tell you was of phenomenal size. Like King Kong meets Moby Dick. So Im putting it up her butt and she is making a strange face, and until recently I have only heard of girls shittting from anal. so this dildo is extremely rank and she is so embarrassed that she leaves the party with me and this dildo left for companionship. I through it in the bathroom. After getting supper drunk I take another girl into the room. remembering the dildo I take it, thinking it was clean I start the foreplay in her poon, after awhile of me and her smashing, she is done and squirts a little. To my surprise I see some shitt come from her vaginal source. Unless woman have learned to crap from their baby makers.... I am emotionally scarred.
Nov 16 2011 1:27AM
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why
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im on my school laptop so ill use my better judgment and not click this
Nov 16 2011 1:33AM
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shanny.
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thank you ! ! ! I am trying to remember which blog this was on years ago...the guy who it ACTUALLY happened to.

Anybody remember?
Nov 16 2011 1:36AM
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babysteeze84
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"I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell." - calling you out sir.
Nov 16 2011 1:52AM
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jkauffman22
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^^ "omg buttsex" is the name of the thread
Nov 16 2011 2:11AM
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samwise
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Once I woke up with a pube in between my two front teeth. Twas about the time I stopped drinking so much.
Nov 16 2011 2:14AM
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ski-or-die
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this one time near long beach during double vaginal penetration my sponsors condom broke and i got his  cum all over my leg! He shut him self in the bathroom and the recently divorced mother of two and I drove his car to her place.
Nov 16 2011 3:46AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51803 - Karma: 164,300
Lol what is with everybody and call outs tonight. IT was pretty obvious I didn't write that. Just needed to be added to the thread
Nov 16 2011 4:09AM
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skithesprings
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well, I don't know what warrants a ban, but an asian lady getting pounded in the ass by a live fish is probably up there somewhere...
Nov 16 2011 4:24AM
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theabortionator
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Sweet melt bro. Bitch about getting "called out in one thread" then bitch in every other thread.

Snow should be here soon. Clean out your vag and get ready to shred.
Nov 16 2011 6:11AM
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skithesprings
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U MAD BRO?
Nov 16 2011 6:19AM
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WakaShocka
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MOARRRRRRR
Nov 16 2011 11:08AM
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.R-Lohin
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Ewww dude you popped her cherry thats raunchy as fuck
Nov 16 2011 12:08PM
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lalalalaura
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Usually thats something more like a bacterial vaginosis thing - which is an overgrowth of bacteria up there. Not caused from bad hygiene, it can be brought on from anything like antibiotics, having an IUD inserted, and can actually be caused from douching itself... The body produces what it needs to to keep that area in check, but when something messes with that natural balance, bacteria have the chance to replicate and bad odor is a symptom... Can happen to anyone and although embarassing and kinda gross, not a serious condition and not gonna make your dick fall off or anything
Nov 16 2011 12:08PM
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Lord.Quasimoto
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I've smelt something similar. Not as bad as the way you made it sound but yes, it was enough to halt proceedings.
Nov 16 2011 12:54PM
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Phisherman
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must have had a Small peene
Nov 16 2011 1:02PM
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yuck
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or she just had a loose asshole
Nov 16 2011 1:07PM
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General_Ripper
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I was just banging a girl and shit literally farted super loud and I just pulled out rolled over and passed out. She didnt leave so the morning was super awkward.
Nov 16 2011 1:16PM
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BROSEIDON
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just laughed pretty hard at that
Nov 16 2011 3:05PM
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Zimmerman
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hahahahaha
Nov 16 2011 3:52PM
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yaqwsxcde123vfr
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dude, take the fucking link off. i dont want to loose this thread. ive seen waaaay more disgusting and disturbing videos on the internet, but there are 12 year-olds in this forum (i remember being a bit shoked by some videos older schoolmates showed me when i was 10 or 11).

and i don't mind if you tell other's stories as yours. it was clear very early. but i enjoyed it anyway :D
Nov 16 2011 4:47PM
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ContaminatedBeef
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Wow dude, that is not very tight butthole.
Nov 16 2011 4:52PM
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General_Ripper
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damn it just reread this and "shit" is suppose to be "she"

whatever
Nov 16 2011 5:56PM
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Puzzled
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You pretty much contradicted yourself, do you even know in what thread you're in?
Nov 16 2011 6:14PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51803 - Karma: 164,300
No actually. I just took a nap.



You're not very good at this my friend.
Nov 16 2011 6:41PM
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WestWoods
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I knew a girl that used to take naps. butt in the end, she would always take the dick to the butt.
Nov 16 2011 8:31PM
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ECB
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No.
Nov 16 2011 8:33PM
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WestWoods
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Homo.
Nov 16 2011 8:34PM
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KillaSeason
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holy shit my threads hahahhahahahahaaha
Nov 16 2011 9:40PM
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yaqwsxcde123vfr
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i can't see the conflict in my words? i enjoy this thread, so i don't want the mods to delete it?
Nov 17 2011 8:36AM
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theabortionator
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lol wut?
Nov 17 2011 8:46AM
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Relish_man
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thank god i have a reliable, not nasty girlfriend so i dont need to worry about this gross shit.
Nov 17 2011 8:47AM
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