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Disgusting sexual experiences

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JakeAssBeatClap
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Up until two nights ago I have really never had anything utterly disgusting happen to me while having sex. I mean when I was a senior in high school my girlfriend and I misjudged the end of her period and we had some blood come out while we had sex. Which was fucking disgusting but that's my girlfriend and uncontrollable. Saturday night after a party I was hooking up with this girl all night and told her I would take her home to avoid having her crash in my place and so I wouldn't stay at hers but I could get a nut and dip-a-roonie. So we get to her place and she starts making out with me and she says we can't have sex in there my friend is in my room tonight can we go to the back seat and I was like yeah perfect let's fuck an I can get back home. I finger her a little and start noticing a funny smell in the air. We keep going and I strap up and we get at it. Right as I slid it in I could really start smelling this fucking disgusting scent. She was in top so I sit up an pull her close so I could sneakily smell my finger before I could even get it to my nose I smelt dead fish. Like rotten ass funkadelic dead sea bass covered in salmon eggs. Needless to say from sex Ed classes you probably shouldn't stick your penis in a vagina smelling ripe of dead ass fish. At worst there's an infectious disease in there at best its just fucking dirtyyyyy. Needless to say I almost instantaneously got soft. I almost puked I moved back an she said is everything ok did you cum that fast? And I said no.... No I didn't nut i think you should leave. So she got off me and immediately the smell like ecscaped out of her vagina and enveloped the car. No exaggeration it enveloped it. I started gagging because nasty smells make me gag really easily and she knew exacty what was happening because I know she can fucking smell it to she leaves super fast like doesn't even put her shoes on or panties on just pulls down her skirt and dips. I was like I'm sorry I really am get the fishy condom off put my pants on and just leave. I go home vomit then shower for about 45 minutes. I have never been so disgusted in my life. I have been with my share of girls and my share of full on just sluts but never have I came across a vagina as thoroughly stinky as that. Worst part is she left her school Id In my car so I had to take that back to her like ten minutes ago. She couldn't look me in the eye I felt so bad but then again I didn't. This is a cool story bro. I know but I had to share it somewhere. Any body have any disgusting ass sex stories to make me feel like I'm not alone hahaha
Nov 14 2011 1:33AM
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802Valley
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i wanna puke from just reading that, thats fucked up
Nov 14 2011 5:50PM
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Ski_ThEast
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obvious troll
Nov 14 2011 5:54PM
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AngusM
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Just read this before going to eat dinner...fish...fuck you.
Nov 14 2011 6:02PM
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CRiP
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a girl in the grade above me ate out this kids asshole and then hooked up with a kid in my grade. Shes been known as butthole mouth ever since.
Nov 14 2011 6:10PM
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shibby
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There's this chick who's known to be a bit of a slut. She's drunk at a bar one night and a guy I know fingers his own asshole and waves it in her face and she starts sucking his finger, obviously its fucking hilarious so he went back a few minutes later with some peeps to show and she did it again.

Same chick (or her sister can't remember) passed out during sex once and got her chest dumped on.
Nov 14 2011 6:16PM
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yaqwsxcde123vfr
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holy shit.







Nov 14 2011 6:27PM
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Deluge
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oh shit.
Nov 14 2011 6:38PM
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act.resist
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what youre smelling is girls who don't clean themselves or don't shave...as long as someone cleans themselves everyday then it won't smell...

Nov 14 2011 6:39PM
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Anathema
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i remember the first time i popped a girl's cherry it got really messy. i was fingering the shit out of her and didn't notice the blood until i saw the handprints on her white shirt. then i looked down and was like OH GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
Nov 14 2011 6:40PM
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hoodratz47
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i was taking a piss in a bathroom and a chick who was passed out. on the ground got up grabbed my cock started drinking my piss and i was like whoah and i was drunk..  she puked and then started blowing me.. and i did not stop her. 1. i like blowjobs. 2.  i like pissing on women..      so it may be gross to others..  but i was quite stoaked.

one time i was making out with a girl and i was dooing the slide the hand down the back of her pants/panties to feel some pussy and i touched bloody maxi pad..        NOT STOAKED.   i pulled it up and was like AWWWWWWWWWW.. and she was like omg iam so sorry.. i should not have let you do that..  so i washed my hands. and then i got a handy...     cummed on her Duvet..   thats right bitch. drycleaning time!

Nov 14 2011 6:43PM
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RubberSoul
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anyway, ive mostly experience lots of good smelling pussies, and only a couple mediocre ones. my friend had a longtime girlfriend who had a really terrible smell going on, he said he hated fingering her or anything and when he did he immediately ran to wash his hands cause he couldnt stand the smell

i dont think it's a hygiene thing all the time though... i think sometimes it's just bad luck. feel bad for girls like that if that's true
Nov 14 2011 6:47PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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i have enjoyed my stay in this thread

my worst is just bad timing post-period brown stuff grooooosss
Nov 14 2011 6:51PM
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hoodratz47
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yeah.   some girls have the stank
Nov 14 2011 6:51PM
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theabortionator
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I enjoyed this post
Nov 14 2011 6:54PM
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RubberSoul
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yeah. if i hadnt read his posts for like 8 years on here like i have i probably wouldnt believe it, but i do
Nov 14 2011 6:56PM
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ForeverYung
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this thread is nasty
Nov 14 2011 7:03PM
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rigzz
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Allright now a disgusting experiences just some question i've been asking my self, two of the girls I went down didn't smell, but both tasted kinda salty, not SALTY but you know that salty feeling, normal or ... ?
Nov 14 2011 7:09PM
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hoodratz47
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dude..  thats normal..        
Nov 14 2011 7:11PM
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rigzz
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Well then thank you. Just wasn't sure, and not much of my friends have gone down on girls so they don't know!
Nov 14 2011 7:16PM
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FerrisBueller
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......i see wat u did
Nov 14 2011 7:17PM
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AngusM
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This thread had gotten way out of hand and is by far one of the most disgusting things i've ever read...but probably the most discusting thing thats ever happened to me was I was 69ing a girl and her puss smelled pretty rank...not that bad....just not pleasant.
Nov 14 2011 7:35PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Yeah there is a difference when you go down on a girl and she smells like she maybe has some swampass... gross? yes normal? absolutely. But this stench was straight fish. like worse than a swampassy smell i can handle that. But not this. this was just an ungodly scent. By the way i'm impressed with this thread and the stories in it some of them are pretty hilarious.
Nov 14 2011 7:40PM
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theabortionator
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Nov 14 2011 7:48PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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I once chugged a bottle of wine before sex. Then involuntarily decided to barf it all up on the wall as I was flopping around on top of her. That was pretty bad cause it was blood red and smelled like warm rotten grapes.
Nov 14 2011 7:55PM
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AngusM
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Okay, I'll admit, you defiantly have been through a tramatic experience. And ya other than hating it, I kinda like it.
Nov 14 2011 7:58PM
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ryano
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this is by far the most disgusting thread on NS.
Nov 14 2011 7:59PM
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LAME.
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HAHAHAH NOT ONCE, NOT NOW, NOT NEVER!
Nov 14 2011 8:07PM
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dergblerp
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Bump for a high quality thread.

I don't have a gross stories personally, but a friend of mine was with his girlfriend going at it doggy style, and halfway through she stopped him, and said, "you realize we're having anal sex right now right?" Turns out my friend accidentally went in the wrong hole. Needless to say, he kept going.
Nov 15 2011 3:01PM
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EastCoast315
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My worst was this girl I had been fucking on the regular... we woke up once and fucked, she left, then she came back that night and we were gonna fuck again... but I slipped a finger in and found the condom from this morning still in her........

AHHHHHHHH I CANT EVEN THINK ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW

threw it on the floor, told her to get the fuck out, and fell asleep.
Nov 15 2011 3:22PM
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theabortionator
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I would have dug for treasure. You never know what else she might have kept up there.
Nov 15 2011 3:38PM
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theabortionator
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Also maybe if your dick wasn't so tiny the condom wouldn't have slipped off earlier in the day. How did you not notice that you put one on, were fucking her, and then it was gone, and you probably blew a load inside her.


You should be more careful if you don't want mad std's and little babies running around.
Nov 15 2011 3:40PM
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EastCoast315
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It was one of those vending machine condoms, which always slip around for me. That was the time I realized I need magnums. Luckily she was clean and on the pill, or I coulda pulled some wild shit.
I do seem to have the "impregnate women and run" gene.
Nov 15 2011 3:49PM
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theabortionator
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Condom slipped off. NEED BIGGER ONE!
Nov 15 2011 4:18PM
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DasGoatenshafter
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The logic is undeniable.
Nov 15 2011 4:20PM
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EastCoast315
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Broke*
Nov 15 2011 4:23PM
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7-3instacall
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i thought it was common knowledge piss tasted salty, sweat does too. your choice to believe what you want now
Nov 15 2011 4:39PM
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MAXWELL.
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lawl
Nov 15 2011 4:57PM
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theabortionator
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I was jerking off once and the tv was on. Wasn't paying attention to it. Then commercials came on and the volume jumps up to level 3000. Starts off with a nice long commercial about feminine odor and products to make your vag smell better so that it doesn't stink like dead fish. Then the next commercial was about catheters, and how the lady had to reuse catheters all the time. I think I got a break in there somewhere. Then came the depends commercial.


I don't think I touched my dick for another week.
Nov 15 2011 4:59PM
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hoodratz47
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pretty much i shower by when my balls become nasty. i may not look that good. but i sure as hell do not want to smell bad.
Nov 15 2011 5:15PM
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act.resist
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Well, I guess you can always find someone that doesn't clean themselves guy or girl. But it might be harder for some girls then other idk
Nov 15 2011 5:36PM
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Zimmerman
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Not nearny as long as you, but yupp, this.
Nov 15 2011 6:04PM
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Deluge
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/claim
Nov 15 2011 6:12PM
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jkauffman22
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Love that thread. But not your story
Nov 15 2011 6:14PM
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theabortionator
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lol wut
Nov 15 2011 7:09PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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The video needs to be posted hahahaha
Nov 15 2011 7:35PM
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foedragon1
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one time i was fucking this girl and a dark red piece of flesh came out of her pussy??? it looked like a bit of placenta (not that i know exactly what that looks like lol) and it was a little bloody... i didnt really care haha but she was fucking mortified.
Nov 15 2011 7:42PM
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theabortionator
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http://www.slutload.com/watch/h8eK1eXSLB8/Ass-Fucked-With-A-Live-Fish.htmlliyfgsd;lifgsadifugsddfgh;fuig;iufhag;iuh;iugh;fiudhgiudfhg;ukfdhg;uifdh;giuhfdiuhgiu;efhioughureiohgirehoiagurgho
Nov 15 2011 7:43PM
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theabortionator
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oh yeahrrrrrrr
Nov 15 2011 7:45PM
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TheBigOP
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^that video link is fucking NASTY, its like this old asian women with a fucking live fish
Nov 15 2011 7:55PM
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skiingblowsme
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My threadsddssss
Nov 15 2011 8:06PM
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