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Disgusting sexual experiences

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JakeAssBeatClap
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Up until two nights ago I have really never had anything utterly disgusting happen to me while having sex. I mean when I was a senior in high school my girlfriend and I misjudged the end of her period and we had some blood come out while we had sex. Which was fucking disgusting but that's my girlfriend and uncontrollable. Saturday night after a party I was hooking up with this girl all night and told her I would take her home to avoid having her crash in my place and so I wouldn't stay at hers but I could get a nut and dip-a-roonie. So we get to her place and she starts making out with me and she says we can't have sex in there my friend is in my room tonight can we go to the back seat and I was like yeah perfect let's fuck an I can get back home. I finger her a little and start noticing a funny smell in the air. We keep going and I strap up and we get at it. Right as I slid it in I could really start smelling this fucking disgusting scent. She was in top so I sit up an pull her close so I could sneakily smell my finger before I could even get it to my nose I smelt dead fish. Like rotten ass funkadelic dead sea bass covered in salmon eggs. Needless to say from sex Ed classes you probably shouldn't stick your penis in a vagina smelling ripe of dead ass fish. At worst there's an infectious disease in there at best its just fucking dirtyyyyy. Needless to say I almost instantaneously got soft. I almost puked I moved back an she said is everything ok did you cum that fast? And I said no.... No I didn't nut i think you should leave. So she got off me and immediately the smell like ecscaped out of her vagina and enveloped the car. No exaggeration it enveloped it. I started gagging because nasty smells make me gag really easily and she knew exacty what was happening because I know she can fucking smell it to she leaves super fast like doesn't even put her shoes on or panties on just pulls down her skirt and dips. I was like I'm sorry I really am get the fishy condom off put my pants on and just leave. I go home vomit then shower for about 45 minutes. I have never been so disgusted in my life. I have been with my share of girls and my share of full on just sluts but never have I came across a vagina as thoroughly stinky as that. Worst part is she left her school Id In my car so I had to take that back to her like ten minutes ago. She couldn't look me in the eye I felt so bad but then again I didn't. This is a cool story bro. I know but I had to share it somewhere. Any body have any disgusting ass sex stories to make me feel like I'm not alone hahaha
Nov 14 2011 1:33AM
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WestWoods
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One time this girl gave me head, I nutted so hard, blew the back of her head off. Bittches love hard nutters!
Nov 14 2011 1:37AM
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MrYeates
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Damn thats gross. Her fault for not keeping it clean.
Nov 14 2011 1:41AM
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Big_Spence
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shoulda put it in her butt.
Nov 14 2011 1:45AM
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Doug.
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Ive had that experience before. Impossible to keep going when you feel like puking.
Nov 14 2011 1:46AM
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DW.
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You mispelled "peed"
Nov 14 2011 1:47AM
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SeanTom
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pretty much this
Nov 14 2011 1:48AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Yeah but i hope it was a cleanliness problem not a disease thing. Idk I set up an appointment this Thursday with my doctor off campus so I can make sure I'm still clean.
Nov 14 2011 2:10AM
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MrYeates
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Word good idea. Some girls just need find the need to wash haha. Other than that, did she seem pretty clean? Like hair washed and shit.
Nov 14 2011 3:14AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Hahahahahaha yeah dude i wouldn't get with some dreadlocked wookie bitch hahahah she was pretty hot but just like total slut and i could tell that she was all night you know? but theres nothing wrong with banging out a girl like that every now and again but yeah i mean like i said i've been with obvious sluts before but none of them had stench like this, they were just looser than most. this girl had the stench of death coming from her ham wallet and I'm just happy i didn't go down on her or let her go down on me and i wrapped it up. I'm really really fucking happy i wrapped up.
Nov 14 2011 3:32AM
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MrYeates
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Hahahaha yeah I wouldn't think she would be. I hoped not haha. Yeah thank god you didnt go down there. And definatly good you wrapped. Does she know at all why you didn't continue or what? Haha
Nov 14 2011 4:13AM
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Static
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haha, so funny
Nov 14 2011 4:38AM
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theabortionator
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Give me her number. I wanna bang her just for the smell
Nov 14 2011 4:55AM
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Skiingsnow
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lost pretty bad.

not anywhere near as bad but i hooked up with a pretty fat chick when i was like 17 ( im a skinny fucker, i was like 6'1' and 165 at the time) it was on a swing and she sat on my legs, when it was time to leave and she got off my legs were completely numb and stayed this way for like 2 hours, i looked like a disabled person trying to walk.
Nov 14 2011 7:23AM
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Joebin
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Over the summer I hooked up with some chick at a party, only to find out she had drank some kids piss for a pack of cigs at said party. Never felt more disgusted in my life. I found out I hooked up with her pre-piss chug, but still, thats fucking nasty, and my friends still rip on me for it.
Nov 14 2011 8:09AM
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J.M
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Pretty much this
Nov 14 2011 8:17AM
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no_steeze
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i know a kid who would do that sober for a little bag of weed
Nov 14 2011 8:27AM
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Bittner
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desperation at its finest.
Nov 14 2011 8:41AM
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PopsicleStand
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hahaha
Nov 14 2011 8:49AM
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no_steeze
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he offered to be my buddy's personal slave for a month if he bought him a gram bag. it's bad
Nov 14 2011 8:58AM
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slore
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tl;dr but giving someone a rim job while they had the shits..  yucky :p
Nov 14 2011 10:47AM
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skithesprings
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worst troll ever... i give you one day until banzored
Nov 14 2011 11:00AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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thats fuckin disgusting
Nov 14 2011 11:05AM
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.Hugo.
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Ahhhhhh. Thats my worst nightmare.

Luckily nothing gross yet
Nov 14 2011 11:06AM
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derpina
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Laughing SO fucking hard. Thank you, I needed that. I had the worst night last night. Thankfully mine not involving potential STD's, but it did involve my friend hitting my two year old car drunk with our other friends car. So that sucked asshole.
Nov 14 2011 11:11AM
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Thick.Black.Gurl
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One time, got very drunk, she was fat, nuff said... );
Nov 14 2011 12:51PM
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TinyTigers
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My ex did this and I ended up going down on her. Needless to say when the lights came on I looked like bear grylls after that time he ate a yak or whatever.
Nov 14 2011 1:14PM
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GayWolf420
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Nov 14 2011 1:29PM
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Blurst
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Did you not taste the blood?

A girl queefed when I was going down on her, thats the worst so far. Oh and also a girl didn't tell me she was on her period and I was pissed needless to say.
Nov 14 2011 1:34PM
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Lolocaust.
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hahahhahah fuck yeah dog!
Nov 14 2011 1:37PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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lol i lost
Nov 14 2011 1:41PM
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TinyTigers
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No, it never even crossed my mind
Nov 14 2011 1:48PM
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Lolocaust.
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Nov 14 2011 1:55PM
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Blurst
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cool?
Nov 14 2011 1:58PM
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GeneralT
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stopped when i read smell. thats gross
Nov 14 2011 1:59PM
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Lolocaust.
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sorry i just wanted to post this hahaha, i just chose a random person
Nov 14 2011 2:01PM
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J.DUKE
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an ex puked all over comforter while we were 69ing. At her dad's house. While he was watching TV in the next room. I didnt know what was going on until I felt something warm, wet, and chunky on my legs.

gross
Nov 14 2011 2:20PM
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leonus
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I remember I was with this girl that was into some real kinky shit. She wanted to stick her finger in my b-hole. Well she did and as soon as it happened, Massive amounts of spaghetti exploded from my anus all over her.
Nov 14 2011 2:24PM
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Jib-Ninja
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I have a lot of bad experiences. A girl has queefed in my face when i was going down on her, my ex girlfriend yakked on my peice when she tried to deepthroat, and just this past weekend i fucked a major fat chick. like....she aint no lady unless she weigh 280. yah im disgusted with myself.
Nov 14 2011 2:49PM
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Chett
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Still laughing.
Nov 14 2011 2:59PM
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WestWoods
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Wait... are you saying
















WHERE THE FUUUCK WAS THE MEATBALLS... biitches love balls.
Nov 14 2011 3:04PM
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Dntel.
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My new favorite thread on NS.
Nov 14 2011 3:43PM
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the_fresh_prince
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if it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin

if it tastes like trout, get the fuck out
Nov 14 2011 3:51PM
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monkatizer
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maybe im reading this wrong, but you shit on her?
Nov 14 2011 3:58PM
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yaqwsxcde123vfr
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i feel with you bro. had a similar experience:
I was at a party of some i randomly knew. I had just met a girl the day before and we had made out. She was there that night, too. Girl was horny, I was horny, everything was good. BUT, then i took off her panties and it was disgusting. I was so close to throwing up. At this point I have to say that we were outside, means you can imagine how fucking awful that smell was since the fresh breeze around us didnt help. I really tried to ignore it, but I couldn't. I stopped after maybe 30 seconds of fingeraction. I told her i was too drunk and that would be the reason why i belched. She was kinda pissed but didn't mind to make out after she had put on her clothes again. I couldn't look at her after that. I had that smell in my nose for the following days and thaught this would be the last time i got horny. Since she didn't catch the real reason I didn't have to feel sorry. But since that I'm wondering about how the girls think we smell? I mean come one, if i were a girl, i would never ever take a dick in my mouth.
Nov 14 2011 3:58PM
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The-Rodent
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that is so disgusting haha im proud to say ive never had anything like that ever happen
Nov 14 2011 4:07PM
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theabortionator
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I finally convinced this girl to let me put it in her but. I even had a camera hidden in the closet to capture it. But way to much lube all over the place. I started pounding her out then all the sudden I heard a a his and a warm liquid hit my skin. Then It started to smell like rotting fetuses. Turns out she shit all over me. We all through up a bunch, my friend filming in the closet knocked the camera over and broke it while trying to gtfo. The girl yelled some shit at me and then ran out of my room. I never saw her again.
Nov 14 2011 4:08PM
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WestWoods
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I read this somewhere.... this didnt happen to you, im calling you out.
Nov 14 2011 4:11PM
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mnfreeskier
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haha i might have to sig this
Nov 14 2011 4:28PM
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bgould
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tucker max?
Nov 14 2011 4:37PM
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theabortionator
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No way! Really?
Nov 14 2011 5:40PM
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