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imnothing
Posts: 101 - Karma: 10
tips on the pussy
Aug 30 2004 7:37PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Id give you some, but you'd never get any.

-Tim Light-



I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.
-Skiierman
Aug 30 2004 7:38PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
lick the clit they like it if your not sure where that is... lick the top part they really love it




TheSaying Around Here Is:

Go Big Or Go HOME
Aug 30 2004 7:39PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
haha i knew before i even looked in that that is what u were talking about


Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Aug 30 2004 7:40PM
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Aspen23NYC
Posts: 609 - Karma: 10
if you aren't sure where that is.....hilarious. but yeah, concentrate more on the clit than anywhere else.



'Afterlife....if I knew I had to go through another life I'd kill myself right now'
Aug 30 2004 8:48PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
don't gag or throw up. It's a turn off.
Aug 30 2004 8:54PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
yeah def the clit..and slide your tongue into her....OO and give her a rimjob...if you dont know...ask your mum..she'll tell you
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I know it's a bit early this year, but every year somebody starts a thread about their goals for the season (that have to do with skiing, not fucking a cheerleader) and you know the rest.
-the-east-isnt-that-bad

real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns
-C-Man

JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF
Aug 30 2004 10:04PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
to quote a very famous young man... 'it's all about the clitty' - smuggles


-teddy
WWTJSD?
Aug 31 2004 9:33AM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
don't gag or throw up. It's a turn off.



yeah def the clit..and slide your tongue into her....OO and give her a rimjob...if you dont know...ask your mum..she'll tell you
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wow two amazing sayings




GO SOX
REALLY REALLY RIDICLOUSlY gOOD LOOKING
Aug 31 2004 10:31AM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
dont gag its a turn off hahahahhahhaa

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'
peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider
Aug 31 2004 10:37AM
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gambino500014
Posts: 6882 - Karma: 12
mcdonalds
-Nick Iwanyshyn
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Breathe And Stop at Theory-3.com
Aug 31 2004 10:39AM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
if you put lemon juice in your mouth before you do it, it makes her orgasm quicker




GO SOX
REALLY REALLY RIDICLOUSlY gOOD LOOKING
Aug 31 2004 10:58AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
no, tabasco sauce
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'see, this is what's wrong with newschoolers these days, i try to start a shittalking war, and nobody bites the bait'-noteefa
Aug 31 2004 11:00AM
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jibberjason
Posts: 1087 - Karma: 10
you fools all forgot the g spot.
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Please do not offer my god a peanut.

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Aug 31 2004 11:10AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
its quite straightforward.

Best Porno line ever
'Are you ready for your strip search?'
'If i was more ready, i would come in my pants'
Aug 31 2004 11:11AM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
tabasco and lemon juice, serisously do it




GO SOX
REALLY REALLY RIDICLOUSlY gOOD LOOKING
Aug 31 2004 11:16AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
^^^^well for the gspot using ur fingers works better
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'see, this is what's wrong with newschoolers these days, i try to start a shittalking war, and nobody bites the bait'-noteefa
Aug 31 2004 11:17AM
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poor@$$skibum
Posts: 1625 - Karma: 40
i usually prefer the girl sucking on my genitals. that just me though.


fat people should avoid buffets


Aug 31 2004 11:18AM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Eating pussy is overrated, just pretend like its a sloppy jos and just go at it like fucking crazy...



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Aug 31 2004 11:20AM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
hehehe *munch munch munch* mm sloppy jo's
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I know it's a bit early this year, but every year somebody starts a thread about their goals for the season (that have to do with skiing, not fucking a cheerleader) and you know the rest.
-the-east-isnt-that-bad

real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns
-C-Man

JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF
Aug 31 2004 12:05PM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!


I've got a doctorate in cold rockin' it.
Aug 31 2004 12:31PM
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12ParkRat60
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 61
I am the clit master, dude use flavored lube or your in for one bad night, or flavored whiped cream which you can buy at spencers
He who hesitates masturbates
Aug 31 2004 8:25PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
Here's the thing, the reason why most guys suck at making a girl climax is simple, they are just not into it for them. When you have sex, do you enjoy the actual event, or do you strive for what happens afterwards? Same thing with munching. You have to really get into it, have some fun. I stress this for women giving head as well, the best blowjobs i have ever gotten are from enthusiastic women enjoying themselves. think about it this way; do you like the feeling of making your gf happy? If not, then look at it this way-the better you make her feel(ie the more enthusiastic you are, without being totally overzealous) the better the chances are, that ure gonna get something in return.

Best Porno line ever
'Are you ready for your strip search?'
'If i was more ready, i would come in my pants'
Aug 31 2004 8:31PM
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nkmo.
Posts: 3994 - Karma: 285
^^ Shit dude, what kind of vagina do you hang around. I've never had any problems with bad tastes or smells. I guess I just have a clean girlfriend. And Petek hit it right on, making my girls whole body shake because of what Im doing is damn near good as anything else.


Check Out Surface Skis!
Aug 31 2004 8:57PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
you just need to find the clitoris, children.





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

alpentalik: i had lots of dust bunnies...they were nice and soft, but then i realized that they had pubes in them.
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bitchassphatz: nothing is as good as the women's gymnastics, those tight little butts....oh my goodness
Aug 31 2004 9:01PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
there are some 12 year olds that dont even know what a clitoris even is.

Best Porno line ever
'Are you ready for your strip search?'
'If i was more ready, i would come in my pants'
Aug 31 2004 9:15PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
one word: multitask
fingers and mouth working in unison. Plus take in to consideration the other things said, and you should come out pretty successful. Petek said it very nicely, the more effort, the better it will be for both.


Here Comes A Special Boy!
Aug 31 2004 9:33PM
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SiverMike
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 13
go to the no description picture i posted under misc.



i hate people who are racist against people who use drugs.-lilipad84

i actually endorse drug use. i dont do them myself, but i think it acts as a form of natural selection.

a safety conscious drug user...isnt that an oxy-moron?

-supilot
Aug 31 2004 9:37PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
the reason why there are so many lesbians. because men can't please women the way we can please eachother. and not only (but not excluding)poor technique. but the biggest fault comes from a general male flaw. you have communicate and ask for help. every girl is different, you need to ask her what she prefers. and if you are having oral sex with someone who you don't feel comfortable communicating about those things with... then... then you are probably a douche bag and so is the chick.





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:
'Fight every fight like you can win;
An iron-fisted champion,
An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Aug 31 2004 9:43PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
^I have heard of people like you, people that like getting head...i thought you were only myth, my dear god!

Best Porno line ever
'Are you ready for your strip search?'
'If i was more ready, i would come in my pants'
Aug 31 2004 10:04PM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
asac was refering to a chef quote from south park
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SiverMike:
lets just say i had a brunette sandwhich with blondes on the ends
Sep 1 2004 2:23AM
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Moses
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 564
what would really turn your bitch on is biting the labia as hard as you most possibly can. She will love it, i promise
Sep 2 2004 9:54AM
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willbski9
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 31
flicker your tounge like its the flame of a candle







a male gynocologist is like an auto machanic who doesnt own a car
Sep 2 2004 10:03AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
just fucken eat that shit like theres no tommorow then rip it open with your cock


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Sep 2 2004 10:37AM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 27
Petek is totally right, you just have to get into it. I love it man, there's nothing more rewarding than making your girl orgasm like she never has before.


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?
Sep 2 2004 11:52AM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
^Until you're tired of her, and she keeps coming back for disdick. Then you have to kill her.


I've got a doctorate in cold rockin' it.
Sep 2 2004 11:55AM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
bite her clit off and spit it on her chest. She'll be putty in your hands.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'
~221
Sep 2 2004 11:57AM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
what the fuck 221? hahaha. and yes i agree...making your girlfirend's whole body shudder from what you are doing is one of the most rewarding things ever
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I know it's a bit early this year, but every year somebody starts a thread about their goals for the season (that have to do with skiing, not fucking a cheerleader) and you know the rest.
-the-east-isnt-that-bad

real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns
-C-Man

JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF
Sep 2 2004 12:10PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
if shes sweaty moaning and shuddering then job well done
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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
Sep 2 2004 1:45PM
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SkiBumDreams
Posts: 560 - Karma: 10
ok things said before multitask, get into it, ask what she likes and doesnt, and outside stimuli is good... ice cubes alternate with warm water. temperature changes good(typically)
Sep 2 2004 5:50PM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
i heard this story where this guy put tuna in her pussy to eat her out, and apparently he didnt get it all, and maggots grew in there, and she had such and intense orgasm in class she passed out and the ambulance came





thats just an urban legend thought

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

Live. Breath. Dream. Ski.
Sep 2 2004 6:54PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
man that would def. suck...



'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
Sep 2 2004 6:56PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
If you're searchin for the clit, just look for something that looks like a chewed up piece of bubble gum, then lick all up on that and grind your chin into her butthole. Extra better if you gots a beard!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Sep 2 2004 6:56PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
^ hte chin thing is a no go



-Nick Martini
Stept Productions
'To Whom It MAy Conern' now for sale!
Sep 2 2004 7:56PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
The shocker!!!!




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Sep 2 2004 7:59PM
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PocketRocketRipper
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 9


*NORTHEAST CULT*

check out Stept...
Sep 2 2004 8:00PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
two in the pink, one in the stink
Sep 2 2004 8:03PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
6 in the pink, 4 in the stink?




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Sep 2 2004 8:07PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 27
You also know you have a job well done when her bones start to crack and shit.


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?
Sep 2 2004 8:09PM
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jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
tickle her clit with your eyebrow.



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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'
-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
Sep 2 2004 9:05PM
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pat-rickdaigle
Posts: 8556 - Karma: 1,020
fuck that, stick your tounge in the chicks asshole, it may taste a bitt weird at first but it's high in protein and it really can help her out if she's got dingle berries, i find those taste cool, and yes i met my girlfriend in jail.


I AM A SKIER.
Sep 2 2004 9:13PM
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