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R U Bi or just experimental?

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Mr.Huck
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Admit it, we've all thought about it from time to time. So it's time to come out. I confess that I tried it once, so who else messed around with a snowboarder?
Nov 13 2011 9:01PM
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danderson.
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At first I was like :O then I was like ;)
Nov 13 2011 9:02PM
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nkmo.
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Skied 5-12
SB 12-17
Ski and occasionally SB 17-
Nov 13 2011 9:04PM
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nkmo.
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I think Im doing it wrong.

Nov 13 2011 9:05PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i have never snowboarded in my life!! that is just absurd

i will stick to my catholic values and beliefs, thank you very much!
Nov 13 2011 9:06PM
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egg.
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Nov 13 2011 9:08PM
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General_Ripper
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I'm confused are you asking if we have ever snowboarded or if we have hooked up with a snowboarder?


Either way I have done both.
Nov 13 2011 9:08PM
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.frenchy
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Finally becoming straight this year ;)
Nov 13 2011 9:09PM
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Mr.Huck
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The question, to clarify, was not whether you have ever ridden a snowboard, but rather whether you have ever ridden a snowboardER.
Nov 13 2011 9:09PM
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RICK_ROSS
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i've made it down the mountain twice on a snowboard. i even got off the lift all by myself. im pretty fucking good.
Nov 13 2011 9:10PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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oh well in that case at least 2 or 3 times
Nov 13 2011 9:11PM
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FerrisBueller
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i wish that ive fucked hot skier girls :( only snowboarders so far
Nov 13 2011 9:11PM
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Mister.F
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oohhhh i get it. Its a tough call but I think snowboarder chicks are hotter. Depends tho. I've ridden a snowboarder before but never a skier
Nov 13 2011 9:14PM
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General_Ripper
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Hot girls who are into freeskiing are pretty much unicorns where I am from, I do enjoy getting snowboarder girls attention who usually would have nothing to do with a skier though.
Nov 13 2011 9:15PM
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jfxphoto
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I admit I have experimented.
Nov 13 2011 9:19PM
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dunkaroos
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another awesome thread from Mr. Huck
Nov 13 2011 9:21PM
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.frenchy
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But I expiriment with myself all the time.. ;)
Nov 13 2011 9:21PM
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nkmo.
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Well then yes I have. More often than skibunnies.
Nov 13 2011 9:24PM
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Flacko
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i snowboard some times cause its easier on my knee, but tricks on it are soo mutch easier, i can 3 flat ground on a board when its hard to 180 flatground on skis. i think its fun because i ski mainly so its something new.
Nov 13 2011 9:27PM
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TheClap.
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Nov 13 2011 9:29PM
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soulskier
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ski school wanted me to learn so i could teach it, didnt work out so well haha
Nov 13 2011 9:31PM
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Blurst
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2 Snowboarders for me and not a single skier.
Nov 13 2011 9:37PM
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Mr.Huck
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Hahahaha! I must have missed that clinic. Was that a follow up to good pole planting technique?
Nov 13 2011 9:37PM
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Mr.Turtle
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skied 2-18
boarded 14-18
Nov 13 2011 9:40PM
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theabortionator
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Snowboarders need love too
Nov 13 2011 9:51PM
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Mr.Huck
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Bump for morning lawls!
Nov 14 2011 9:31AM
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skithesprings
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well yes, yes I have.
Nov 14 2011 10:44AM
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SeanTom
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lololol, i've done it. solid thread
Nov 14 2011 10:46AM
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rudager
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10-4 Rubber Ducky
Nov 14 2011 10:57AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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apparently it happened a couple weeks ago when i was black-out, but if i was that drunk i prolly couldnt get it up so it doesnt really count.
Nov 14 2011 11:00AM
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rudager
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Also. My girlfriend right now is a snowboarder. So that's just some ongoing experimentation 24/7
Nov 14 2011 11:03AM
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Mr.Huck
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Hahahahaha! Made my morning. Stellar replies. I'm still waiting for soulskier to explain the philosophy behind ski school wanting to teach him how to fornicate with snowboarders.
Nov 14 2011 12:06PM
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geteducated
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im doing it this winter. got a sweet arbor board in the basement doing jack shit. gonna put it to use.
Nov 14 2011 12:07PM
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Mr.Huck
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Holy mother of mounting board batman!!!! Watch out for petex burns when you do that.

Further clarification seems to be needed. We are discussing sexual acts performed on one who rides snowboards as opposed to acts performed on the board itself.

Lololololololol!
Nov 14 2011 12:19PM
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DrZoidberg
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I tried once on a hill, but I've use my friends boards in my yard and local sled hill for jib type things. Since I've been skateboarding for ever I was immediately comfortable with some tricks. Like it's so easy to 360 and do boardslides. Front boards are easier too. I couldn't carve it on the hill, but that was when I was really young. I bet I could now.
Nov 14 2011 12:19PM
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DrZoidberg
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HAHAHA totally misread thread...
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Nov 14 2011 12:21PM
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Mr.Huck
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Hahahaha! Coffee is now coming out of my nose.
Nov 14 2011 12:25PM
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rudager
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Nobody understands!
Nov 14 2011 12:29PM
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ohmythugaim
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I sucked a dick once.
Nov 14 2011 12:30PM
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.newman.
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omg same!

Nov 14 2011 1:35PM
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Ski_Alot
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but yes i have messed about in thine sheets with doth damsel who graceth thine board
Nov 14 2011 2:12PM
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Mr.Huck
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I mean it makes total sense right? You ski up to them and they are usually already on their hands and knees.
Nov 14 2011 2:22PM
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PeaceCoastLove
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I fuck snowboards all the time?
Nov 14 2011 2:42PM
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charmander
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nope, ive never boned a boarder

cool huh?
Nov 14 2011 2:48PM
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k-fred
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snowboarded for 9 years and proud to be a skier for the last 2 years.
Nov 14 2011 2:50PM
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skifoo
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ive thought of doing it, but then just No.
Nov 14 2011 3:23PM
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Spillway_East
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75% of ns needs to read more carefully
Nov 14 2011 3:30PM
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Mr.Huck
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That's what makes this so damn funny, though that was not my intention.

For those who have not considered the possibilities, here is proof of concept:

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Nov 14 2011 3:42PM
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geteducated
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she is in my basement
Nov 14 2011 4:33PM
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theabortionator
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I've boned a snowboarder. I don't think any skiers though. At least not park skiers.
Nov 14 2011 4:42PM
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soulskier
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things got pretty hairy that day, groomers hadnt been out for a few days. dont worry we followed up with a good waxing session. haha....dammit!
Nov 14 2011 4:43PM
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