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Today at brighton.. i saw things that cant be unseen.

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SterlingArcher
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Me and my bro were packin up the car gettin ready to leave when this guy and his friends next to us went ape shit crazy laughing.  Looked across the parking lot and there was this middle aged chick shitting her pants.  We looked in time to notice her pulling down her ski pants whilst crapping on/in them and and popping a squat in the middle of the lot. The smell was some kind of next generation super stank.. it just woffed towards our row of cars.  Wow... I wasn't ready for that.  I guess I wont be having sloppy joes for dinner...not hungry!
Nov 13 2011 8:46PM
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blackmamba.
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the fuck?! hahaha
Nov 13 2011 8:48PM
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Chokolite
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Nov 13 2011 8:49PM
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twsnow22
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Always happens to slut mom..something you just have to get used to I guess.
Nov 13 2011 8:49PM
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Mr.Turtle
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should've made a move on her, girls shitting in public are pretty vulnerable and easy to get with
Nov 13 2011 8:50PM
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BikeMlatt69
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Nov 13 2011 8:50PM
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Strobe
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pics
Nov 13 2011 8:55PM
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pink_squid
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Cant.......even........
Nov 13 2011 8:56PM
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gus555
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Rub her nose in it.
Nov 13 2011 8:57PM
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PopsicleStand
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Hmm, I wonder what did it? Lodge chili cheese fries?

Nov 13 2011 8:57PM
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pink_squid
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OP seems much to happy. If I just saw a woman shit her pants every single one of my dreams would be crushed. I would definitely not be on NS, much less making sloppy Joe references.
Nov 13 2011 8:58PM
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theabortionator
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Video or bullshit
Nov 13 2011 8:59PM
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MilfHunter777
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Ahhhh, The mating call of the Milf. I know this well
Nov 13 2011 8:59PM
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k-fred
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Nov 13 2011 9:00PM
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SterlingArcher
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it was bitter sweet to witness.  like watching someone get hit in the junk with a baseball...

Nov 13 2011 9:02PM
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Lavieille
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someone probably peed in her butt
Nov 13 2011 9:05PM
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futbol
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Not even 10 minutes ago i fuckin hate 4 sloppy joes. goddamnit
Nov 13 2011 9:07PM
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J.M
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Nov 13 2011 9:08PM
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.frenchy
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haahaaahha i would of lost it
Nov 13 2011 9:08PM
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*simba*
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hahahahahahahahahahaha so many things wrong here.
Nov 13 2011 9:09PM
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pink_squid
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Getting hit in the junk with a baseball does not conjure up dream-killing images sir. Never confuse parkinglot soft core porn with hilarious YouTube ballshots
Nov 13 2011 9:09PM
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Mister.F
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damn she must have shredded the gnar today
Nov 13 2011 9:10PM
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Darth.Maul
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Was said mom a solid 7?...
Nov 13 2011 9:11PM
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SterlingArcher
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pretty sure if u saw something like that spur of the momen too u would be enjoying the laugh versus saying 'o shit i better take a vid of this so Shadynasty will believe me and validate what ive seen.'  pffffft

Nov 13 2011 9:11PM
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egg.
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yumm yumm
Nov 13 2011 9:12PM
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FerrisBueller
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epic as mother fucking ramen noodles with hawt souce
Nov 13 2011 9:12PM
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RICK_ROSS
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ahaha. and someone had to give her a ride home!
Nov 13 2011 9:13PM
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GayWolf420
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Soo girls DO poop?
Nov 13 2011 9:14PM
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theabortionator
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You couldn't even get a cell phone pic? Come on man
Nov 13 2011 9:22PM
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TheClap.
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lol
Nov 13 2011 9:23PM
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TallerThanThou
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DUDE. I was up there, but i didn't see it. Thank Jah.
Nov 13 2011 9:25PM
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