pick one of each
1-pep or tanner
2-bush or kerry
3-sobe or bawls
4-k2 or line
5-whistler or blackomb
6-blonde or brunette
7-olympics or X games
8-weed or booze
9-papers or bong
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The next time you ask someone how their day is going, expect, no, DEMAND a response. Don't settle for good. Demand the truth. Make them admit that they're having a shitty day, and then do your best to make it worse.
But of course, like all great plans, this one has its hitches. I know there are going to be some bleeding heart sissies that are going to think it's wrong to launch old people into the sun. But don't worry, I've got a plan to deal with them too.